Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) And now I'm ready to lay it on the line (Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special girl It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babeIt's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah) And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do just follow these steps 1: Cut a hole in a box 2: Put your junk in that box 3: Make her open the box And that's the way you do it It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl Christmas; dick in a box Hanukkah; dick in a box Kwanzaa; a dick in a box Every single holiday a dick in a box Over at your parent's house a dick in a box Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow) A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...
"If All Else Fails"A subdued silence undisturbed by the sound of her breath. So carefully, brush her hair back from her eyes In steady sequence, one by one. She slips away.So close your eyes and sleep to dream. I'm by your side. No words to speak. We'll set our course and make it through. No matter how far I go my heart remains with you.And I'm not sure what I'm looking for. But it's clear to see the purpose of my exsistance Is laying here in front of me.So close your eyes and sleep to dream. I'm by your side. No words to speak. We'll set our course and make it through. No matter how far I goAnd if all else fails you can look up at the sky Because it's the same one that shines above you and I. And if all else fails you can close your eyes And I'll be right beside you. I'll be the one by your side.So close your eyes and sleep to dream. I'm by your side. No words to speak. We'll set our course and make it through. No matter how far I go No matter how much this hurts I wanted you to know, My heart remains with you.
I saw a star beneath the stairs glowing through the melting walls. Who will be the first to begin their fall? Or will we become one?Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I a ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?I saw a star beneath the stairs glowing bright before descent and in the morning there is nothing left but what's inside of me.Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I a ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I a ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?And I don't want to die tonight; Will you believe in me? And I don't want to fall into the light.Will you wish upon? Will you walk upon me? I don't want to die tonight.Will you believe in me tonight.Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I a ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I a ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?
Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades, waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved while you're taking your time with apologies, I'm making my plans for revenge Red eyes on orange horizons If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge I'd drive straight off the edgeTaking your own life with boredom, I'm taking my own life with wine - it helps you to rule out the sorrow, it helps me to empty my mind Making the most of a bad time I'm smoking the brains from my head Leaving the coal calling the kettle black and orange and red This kettle is seeing redI've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you, plugged in and ready to fallShaking like a dog shittin' razorblades, waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved while you're taking your time with apologies, I'm planning out my revenge Red eyes on orange horizons If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge I'm seeing redI've got a big fat fuckin' bone to pick with you my darling In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you, plugged in and ready to fallPlugged in and ready to fall Plugged in and ready to fallPlugged in and ready to fall
In the distance, far away but clear Was a light that blinded everything and near, Was an opening so inviting That question and fear just disappeared Then the path was seen Like recalling dreams With the wits of knowing them both apartHold on Hold onto the feeling that pulls us throughAnd we will survive time after time And all these dreams we speak And words we read won't be Just ink and lead, or sound from breath Better left just burning in the coalsHold on Hold onto the feeling and the reason to Hold on Hold onto these four words, "In love with you"It seems like we have the same dreams It seems like we want the same things A beginning So right now, there's no doubtHold on Hold onto the feeling and the reason to Hold on Hold onto these four words, "In love with you"
The hand of my clock strikes two In times when I got the best of you We made promises we couldn't keep And every night we couldn't sleep. I didn't know why, but didn't ask questions because it was the first time in my life, yeah the first time in my life Where I, did something right.I set myself up for the greatest fall of all time I set myself up for the greatest fall of all timeYou pick me apart While I search for witty things to say (In my defense) "You'll never amount to anything anyway" (Don't press your luck, don't press your luck) And think that I'm impressed with your one night stands and your contagious kiss I'm trying to get this right Yeah, cause I'm ridiculous like thatI set myself up for the greatest fall of all time I set myself up for the greatest fall of all timeI'll keep this as A constant reminder Of the nights I spent holding onto her And rest assured I'm moving on I miss you less, with each day you're gone (you're gone)I set myself up for the greatest fall of all time I set myself up for the greatest fall of all time I set myself up for the greatest fall of all time
Just when it falls apart And when it’s time to start Will you sit down here for another day And when it’s time to be All the things that we Are wishing away for another dayCos in my soul we know where we’re goin We’re goin where the grass is green, the air is clean and the good times are growin’ So take me away Just for today Cos I’m sat here on my own I’d like to be Under the sea Where they’d probaly need a phoneAnd just when it falls apart And just when it’s time to start Will you sit down here for another dayCos in my soul we know where we’re goin We’re goin where the grass is green, the air is clean and the good times are growin’ So take me away Just for today Cos I’m sat here on my own I’d like to be Under the sea Where they’d probaly need a phone I could be you If I wanted to But I’ve never got the time You could be me And pretty soon you will be But you’re gonna need a lineNeed a line Need a line Need a line