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Dynamite with a laser beam

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About Me


"Here is my secret. It is very simple: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye" The Little Prince
I want to one day have a book that I write be published. I don't care if it's a children's book, or one on relationships or even some trashy romance novel with kinky sex. I just have a life long dream of being published. I surround myself with strong women, because I’m a strong woman and being around them reinforces my own strength. I am kinda obsessed with the UFC. I think my favorite quality about myself is that I can find something to laugh over in any situation. Even at my most depressed and morose I can still laugh and be positive. I don't go a day without beating the crap out of my punching bag. I dance around my room in my underwear and sing to pop songs that I am ashamed to admit in public that I know the words to. I charge to my credit cards when I really shouldn't and am far too impulsive. I love emailing my boyfriend random love song lyrics even if he doesn't get their romantic brilliance.
I love: Stuffed animals, obscure pop-culture references, 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, cuddling, sarcasm, laughing, jokes, holding hands, bars where everyone knows your name, music, Eddie Izzard, slides, swings, feeling wonderment, the zoo, kissing, best friends, slumber parties, balloons, getting mail, boyfriends (sometimes at least), dressing up, eskimo and butterfly kisses, hugs, music, concerts, meeting new people, puppies, slow dancing, flattery, costume parties, Chuck Norris, camping, cartoons, adventures, the beach at night, mixtapes, love letters, jumping in puddles, wishing on stars, blowing bubbles, lunch with friends, the UFC, randomness, Cheesecake Factory (cheesecake anything), the Beatles, singing Bon Jovi and Wham in the car....
I don't love: injustice, just about all reality TV, fat people who dress like they are skinny and hot (cover it up man, I don't want to see it), mean and judgemental people, broken promises, turkeys when they are still alive, broken hearts, lies, one-way streets, diet trends, diet anything, crying babies at the movies, fakes, boy bands, and sunburns... .

My Interests

The beach, the moon, otters, the UFC, having adventures, discussing the meaning of life with total strangers at bars and at Dennys, sing off key and dancing off beat, playing video games, watching cheesy horror films, cartoons, reading, scrap booking, sewing, quilting, cooking, hiking and other stuff.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet the man on the moon, idealistic dreamers and Chuck Norris. Oh and George St. Pierre!!! That man is pure perfection.

Music:

Anything that can I sing to in the car or dance to in my room.

Movies:

The Lost Boys, Be Kind Rewind, About A Boy, The Goonies, The Explorers, Say Anything, Labryinth, Rushmore, Kill Bill, Time Bandits, The Royal Tenenbaums, Pretty in Pink, Harry Potter (all of them), Love Actually, Spirited Away, The Breakfast Club, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Peter Pan, Star Wars (the orginals, NOT the new ones), Lord of the Rings, The Dark Crystal, The Princess Bride, The Neverending Story, Roman Holiday, Saved!, Stand By Me, Army Of Darkness, The Little Mermaid (and most of the Disney Classic Cartoons), (Most of the Kevin Smith movies) and a few others I can't think of at the moment.

Television:

Firefly, The Office, Robbin Hood, Degrassi, Absolutely Fabulous, Strangers with Candy, The Young Ones, Arrested Development, Top Gear, and Dark Angel.

Books:

I am pretty much the ultimate book worm. I'll read anything I can get my hands on. It can be an instruction manual or a trashy romance novel or a children's book. I'll read it.

Heroes:

Rock Hudson and Audrey Hepburn... Oh and Bruce Campbell.

My Blog

::basking::

I'm basking in jus how awesome and glorious I am at the moment. I'm making/baking a Boston cream pie with freshly picked blueberries and strawberries that yours truly just picked this morning. It's a ...
Posted by Dynamite with a laser beam on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:50:00 PST

::Tamgerine dreams::

Tangerine..................       Today, the right side of my face resembles a tangerine. It's that swollen. That's ok though. Saturday and Sunday it was more the size of large grapefr...
Posted by Dynamite with a laser beam on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:22:00 PST

::ikea and change of plans::

The plan for today was to go to LA and spend the day in the districts... however instead I found myself for the very first time in a store called Ikea down in Burbank. I'm in love. How could I have no...
Posted by Dynamite with a laser beam on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:31:00 PST