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Laura

About Me

I am a mythological bird that is consumed by flames and reborn every one hundred years, but that's a secret, so don't tell anyone.

My Interests

I like gasoline, matches, dry leaves, old logs, paper, fireworks, cigarettes, drapes, baby clothes, perfume, alcohol, and sun-bathing in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

I'd like to meet:

I want my son David to love me so that he will willingly perish in the flames alongside his loving mother.

Music:

I love the haunting melodies of the Robert Cobert Orchestra.

Movies:

Street Of Sinners and Tarzan And The Great River

Television:

Dark Shadows, The Secret Storm, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., The Virginian, and Arrest And Trial

Books:

I'd Rather Eat Than Act and The Power Of Halloween

Heroes:

Those who have been consumed by the flames, yet had the strength to be reborn.