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Return of the Duck Sauce

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About Me

I am David. I am from Eugene, Or. Graduated North Eugene High in 98 then Oregon Institute of Technology in 03. I now live in Olympia, Washington doing Vascular Ultrasound. I am still taking an insane amount of call. I just bought my first house this past spring. It is in Tumwater, WA which is just outside Olympia. I have 2 Beagles. I named them Fry and Bender those names are from Futurama for those of you that don't know. They are a lot of trouble but a lot of fun. There are pictures of them too. Anyway if there is anything else that I think of I guess I will just add it later.
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My Interests

I loves college sports. I am a HUGE Oregon Duck fan. My favorite sports to watch are Football, Basketball (I will watch both mens and womens), Fast Pitch Softball, but I will also watch other stuff like Gymnastics, Lacrosse, Track, whatever.

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Oregon 48 Houston 27
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Oregon 39 Michigan 7
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Oregon 52 Fresno State 21
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Oregon 55 Stanford 31
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Cal 31 Oregon 24
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Music:

I like it all, Ok yes even a little bit of country. Favs: Less Than Jake ~ Reel Big Fish ~ Aquabats ~ Ugly Duckling ~ Frankie J ~ Fort Minor ~ The Transplants ~ Baby Bash ~ Queen ~ Marques Houston ~ 311 ~ Justin Timberlake ~ Bestie Boys ~ Sublime ~ Buck O Nine ~ Green Day ~ Tommy Lee ~ Hello Lobster ~ Maroon 5 ~ Lando Calrisian ~ Michael Jackson ~ Simple Plan ~ Steriogram ~ Weezer ~ Billy Idol ~ Beach Boys ~ Maddness ~ Electric Mayhem
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

Movies:

Goonies ~ Super Troopers ~ Beerfest~ Lord of Rings (all) ~ Fast and the Furious (all) ~ Baseketball ~ Army of Darkness ~ Dirty Work ~ Office Space ~ 40 Year Old Virgin ~ X-Men (all of them) ~ Bill and Ted (both of these too) ~ Kung-Fu Hustle ~ Major League(mostly the first but the other two are pretty ok too) ~ From Dusk Till Dawn(I like 1 and 3, 2 not so much) ~ Mars Attacks ~ Hoodwinked ~ Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle ~ Ice Age 1 and 2 ~ Little Nikki ~ Christmas Vacation ~ Saving Silverman ~ Way of the Gun ~ The Warriors ~ Van Wilder ~ Young Guns ~ Resident Evil 1 and 2 ~ Hackers ~ Boondock Saints ~ Mighty Ducks 1,2,3 ~ Empire Records ~ Old School ~ Undercover Brother ~ Kill Bill 1,2 ~ Girl Next Door ~ School of Rock ~ there are more but thats just a quick list.

Television:

Now- Lost ~ Veronica Mars ~ Day Break ~ 24 ~ Survivior ~ American Idol ~ Supernatural ~ How I Met Your Mother ~ Amazing Race ~ Smallville ~ ER ~ Grey's Anatomy ~ Family Guy ~ Drawn Together ~ MXC ~ Miami Ink ~ Scrubs ~ Friday Night Lights ~ Prison Break ~ Bones ~ The Nine ~ House ~ Then- Scooby Doo ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer ~ Angel ~ Dark Angel ~ Greg the Bunny ~ Firefly ~ Futurama ~ Friends ~ Tru Calling ~ Just Shoot Me ~ Joe Schmo Show ~ 8 Simple Rules ~ Saved By the Bell ~ She Spies

Books:

Journey to the Center of the Earth ~ Chronicles fo Narnia ~ OZ books ~ A Journey to the West ~ Lost World ~ Frankenstein ~ stories and poems by Edgar Allen Poe
Your Monster Profile
Grim Vampire

You Feast On: Fried Twinkies

You Lurk Around In: Dumpsters

You Especially Like to Torment: Blondes What's Your Monster Name?

Heroes:

Bruce Lee ~ Rey Mysterio ~ Hugh Hefner ~ Animal ~ Pre ~ Joey Chestnut

My Blog

More feelings

How do I put into words what I feel When my feeling should go without saying. The thoughts in my head, Don't match the words that I say And the words that I say Really don't make sense at all. I op...
Posted by Return of the Duck Sauce on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:38:00 PST

Just thoughts and feelings

Through teary eyes I watch as life passes me by. My world has stopped while outside, things remain unchanged. Cars driving by are more blurred through the tears that come and go but never really stop...
Posted by Return of the Duck Sauce on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:28:00 PST

This profile no longer exists

So then who the hell was it that no longer exists?? Knowing this would be like gaining closure.
Posted by Return of the Duck Sauce on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:31:00 PST

my new favorite joke

When I got back from Montana last week I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one guy in front of me...an...
Posted by Return of the Duck Sauce on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:44:00 PST

Stuff that bugs me

So I know I said it before but- Girls please stop with the giant sunglasses.  Bug eyed girls are not hot.  Stop with the kissy face and the caption "Muah"  Why do some DVD cases ha...
Posted by Return of the Duck Sauce on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 06:03:00 PST

Now That's What I'm Talkin Bout

Most of the time someone says this when they weren't talking about anything at all.  Suddenly something happens or they see something that they like so out of no where they say "Now that's what I...
Posted by Return of the Duck Sauce on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:02:00 PST