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Dot

I Had a Dream I Was a Vigilante's Sidekick ...

About Me


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I'm Dot, I'm incredibly awkward and I have an irrational fear of parakeets.
I only accept requests from people I know personally.
If you're going to friend request me, please (see, I said please!) don't have your profile set to "Private." Unless I actually know you, any requests from private profiles will be ignored.

And now, with that being said ...
RANDOM FUN FACTS TIME!!!
- I (heart) animals
--- I have lots of pets: 1 Cat, 2 Bunnies, 6 Snakes, 1 Salamander, 1 Hamster & 1 Lizard
- I have tattoos: Sick of it All Alleyway dragon on left arm, Large Japanese koi on right arm & a Nautical star inside right forearm with sparrows on either side
- I'm most commonly found playing Call of Duty 4 on XBox Live.
- I'm lactose intolerant.
- I collect kiwis (the bird, not the fruit,) and Peeps.
- I LOVE Godzilla and I have a very special affection for 1998's American GINO (Godzilla in Name Only).
- I like tons of different music, except for Country.
- I work at Apple and at ESPN.
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Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test
Am-I-Dumb.com - Intelligence Test

My Interests

Star Wars, Music, Art, Pirates, Photography, Web Design, Writing, Comic Books, Tattoos, Piercings, Punk/Hardcore Shows, Theater, Porn, UglyDolls, Snakes, Video Games, Koalas, Red Pandas, Rabbits, Peeps, Godzilla ...

I'd like to meet:

Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg because those fuckers owe me for leading me to believe that "Minority Report" was going to be a good movie. That was two hours of my life that I will never get back and am very bitter about it and want my fucking $9.50 back.

I would also like to meet Bruce Campbell because I (heart) him.

I think I'd also like to meet a pirate ... sans parrot because parrots are scary.

Music:

I CANNOT live without:

= RISE AGAINST
= RANCID
= SICK OF IT ALL
= DEATH BY STEREO
= STEPHEN LYNCH
= THE FAINT
= ELLIOTT SMITH
= BEASTIE BOYS
= AFI

World/Inferno Friendship Society, Leftover Crack/Choking Victim/Crack Rock Steady 7, the Pixies, Bane, Dropkick Murphys, Social Distortion, Three Blue Teardrops, Rocket From the Crypt, F-Minus, Bad Religion, the Clash, Descendents, D.I., the Postal Service, Jason Mraz, the Smiths, Green Day, the Killers, Desaparecidos, Horrorpops, Tiger Army, At the Drive-In, From Autumn to Ashes, Alkaline Trio, Liz Phair, the Kinks, the Mars Volta, the Shins, Rage Against the Machine, NOFX, Nekromantix, Millencolin, Bouncing Souls, Dead Milkmen, Agnostic Front, Roger Miret and the Disasters, the Beatles, Blitz, Dave Navarro, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Minutemen, the Nerve Agents, No Use for a Name, OutKast, Two-Man Advantage, Tsunami Bomb, Eminem, Stretch Arm Strong, H2O, Gorillaz, Gnarls Barkley, Kanye West, Weird Al Yankovic, Sparta, Sex Pistols, Black Flag, the Damned, the Buzzcocks, Stiff Little Fingers, Cock Sparrer, Minor Threat, Dag Nasty, Voltaire

Movies:

Star Wars, Reservoir Dogs, Nightmare Before Christmas, Usual Suspects, American Psycho, Wet Hot American Summer, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Battle Royale, Brave Little Toaster, American Beauty, Wonder Boys, I Am Sam, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Edward Scissorhands, Fight Club, Rebel Without a Cause, Shawshank Redemption, Dead Poets Society, Clerks, Seven, Snatch, Silence of the Lambs, Pink Floyd's The Wall, True Romance, The Boondock Saints, I (Heart) Huckabees, Harry Potter, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Kill Bill Vol 1, Kill Bill Vol 2, The Princess Bride, Natural Born Killers, Spider-man, Spider-man 2, Shattered Glass, Life as a House, Live Freaky Die Freaky, Clerks 2, Pan's Labyrinth, Soylent Green, Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Pirates of the Caribbean, Garden State, The Pursuit of Happyness, The United States of Leland, Godzilla

Television:

Futurama, Six Feet Under, CSI, Law & Order, The Kids in the Hall, Family Guy, Sports Night, VH1's retrospective shows, VH1's Bands Reunited, Invader Zim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Jackass, The Oblongs, The Boondocks, Undergrads, Scrubs, Nip/Tuck, Dexter, The Office

Books:

American Psycho, Stiff, Newjack, Death and the Penguin, Porno, Midnight in the Garden of Good & Evil, Battle Royale, Fight Club, Get Fuzzy, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor, Playing Right Field: A Jew Grows in Greenwich, Dancing Barefoot, Just a Geek, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, Eragon, Smile You're Traveling

Authors: David Sedaris, Dante Aligheri, Koushun Takami, George Tabb, Wil Wheaton
Comics: Venom, Punisher, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee, Spider-man

Plays: Equus

Heroes:

Bender Bending Rodriguez, Henry Rollins

My score on The Penny Arcade Test :

Gabe
(Jesus fuck, thank god that's over. your score is 50)

Avid Penny Arcade fan, obsessive gamer and able to kick Tycho's ass! On top of that you can handle DivX !!! Be proud of yourself, you've earned it. Now go out their and kick those babies asses all over!

Link: The Penny Arcade Test

My Blog

On the Rain-Slick Precipice of AWESOME

Four Gods wait on the windowsill,Where once eight Gods did war and will,And if the Gods themselves may die,What does that say for you and I?A nice video game update.  :D- I have officially given ...
Posted by Dot on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:21:00 PST

Looking Up, Over and All Around - A Blog for Reading

Well, things have definitely changed since the last blog.I've now been at Apple for a little over a month and I really do like it there.  I enjoy what I do and I enjoy working with the people I w...
Posted by Dot on Tue, 20 May 2008 09:04:00 PST

Wondering When the Awesome Will End

Hmm.  New blog.So yes, I am wondering when all the awesome stuff that's been happening lately will come to a grinding, screeching halt.  I know it's anxiety talking, but I'm pretty weirded o...
Posted by Dot on Sun, 11 May 2008 07:36:00 PST

Totally Stole This from Jeph Jacques

1. My username is _____ because ____ LJ:  ending_you - Cuz I like to think I'm the end of you. MySpace:  endingyou - See above. ..  SoloShotFirst82 - Because I'm staying true to the or...
Posted by Dot on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:20:00 PST

Sugar-Coated

Good evening.Everything is fine.  No problems here.  Ever.  All the "problems" I had in the past were just one big misunderstanding.  Every single one of them.  I’m actu...
Posted by Dot on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:19:00 PST

On the Up and Up

Things are definitely looking even upper than when I previously posted that things were looking up.I think my anxiety meds are working because I’ve been in a better mood and not freaking out abo...
Posted by Dot on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:51:00 PST

I Have Sexy Buns

Here is a picture of Blossom Meredith Bun-Bun (left) and Daisy Elenor (Rigby) Bun-Bun (right).  They’re best friends and share their bunny nest....
Posted by Dot on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:07:00 PST

Ugh, Bored and ... Bored

Another late night, though thankfully I don't have to work tomorrow-slash-later today.So here is an update.AM I STILL CRAZY DEPT. - Yeah, pretty much, but I'm starting to deal with it better, I think....
Posted by Dot on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:48:00 PST

My Survey Results

center>Take the quiz: Are you a Jedi or Sith?Anakin Skywalker - Jedi Guardian/Sith Clouded your future is! The outcome of your training is not yet known. For now it looks like your path leads to both ...
Posted by Dot on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:51:00 PST

A New-ish Day

Thanks to everyone for the support.Someone sent me a txt message today while I was at work but I don't know who, so I didn't respond. It helped that they messaged me by name, otherwise, I'd probably b...
Posted by Dot on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:26:00 PST