Yes, this is the real Big D (a.k.a. - Helen Keller....because I'm a f--king miracle worker!) And NO, I am not Lloyd from Entourage!!! I know there's people out there in Myspace pretending to be me, but this is the real deal Holyfield! I am originally from California from a small town near the Mexican border called El Centro. Where I grew up there are only two types of people: Mexicans and O.T.M.'s (Other than Mexican). You can only guess which catagory I fall in. I left California after graduating with my bachelors degree from San Diego State University as I wanted to get out of the barrio and away from the essays. I moved out to Florida for a career as a migrant field worker where I pick lettuce and strawberries in the steaming hot sun. I also work nights hustling crack and I pimp a hoe or two on the street corner. Chances are, the head of lettuce in your fridge was picked by me and the slab of crack rock that you bought last night was also cut by me! I am currently pimping and hustling in the Tampa, FL area. I have also lived in Gainesville,FL and Miami Beach, FL (two of the biggest party towns in America). If you haven't been to the Sunshine State before, you are missing out. It has the best of everything! The prettiest girls, the best football, beaches, sunshine, weather, football, pretty girls, oh wait, I already mentioned that (sorry, I have A.D.D.). Southern girls definately are the best this country has to offer (sorry Cali girls, but Florida chicks rule!). Florida also offers the best in football which is what brought me to the Sunshine State.
I am pursuing a career working in football coaching/recruiting. I have had stops at San Diego State, University of Florida, Atlanta Falcons, University of Miami and most recently with the University of South Florida where I served on the coaching staff as Coordinator of Football Operations/Recruiting. For the most part, I just chill and work out. I am still at playing weight and a very fit 5-8, 175 pounds. I was a lot thinner in my younger years, but after moving out to Florida, I discovered steroids and black tar heroine. JUST KIDDING! I am not really on roids or heroine (so don't start rumors.....always remember, JUST SAY NO!), but I do work out a lot. I'm not going to lie. I hate working out, but I force myself to do it at least five days a week (banging it out at 6 a.m. baby!) as it is one of those necessary evils in life. Working out is a must when living in Florida! Everyone is so in shape here (I hate it!) so you gotta do what you gotta do to keep up with the Florida way. As you can tell I like having a good laugh, so if you took any of this stuff I wrote on my page seriously, then you definately need to get a sense of humor. If you don't have a sense of humor, we can't hang. If you do.....we'll get along just great! Uh-oh, time to take my Ritalin now.
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