-Sources say the swice master General was born in Compton, VA. (the arm-pit of the south) and at age 13, survived a serious plane crash on his way back from Israel. Landing somwhere in Africa, he spent the next eight years along the Ivory Coast playing in the Afro-Beat scene. While living with the Mandinka people, he adopted many aboriginal traditions and musical flavors. Swice's name was soon changed from BrunoGAR Swicekoff to Leroy Swice. A few years later he said goodbye to all his fellow tribesmen and set sail for the Americas in search of his other family. It was mid August when a young weathered Swice arrived at mukky shores of the Cheasapeake only to find out that everyone on the plane had disappeared. SCULL CRUSHED AND HEART RIPPED FROM CHEST, Swice saddled up and rode west, charging as far as he could. The beaty, gnarley trail led him and his tired Blue horse to the Emerald city of Seattle.
-It is said that, while living in the NW, Swice played in many great rock outfits including, Kittitas (x-membs of Screaming Trees & Seaweed), Master Blaster( (members of Kung Pow and Valis), and of course YBs. Between hosting the weekly blues jam in Pioneer Square, slaying shtelmian-rockgigs on weekends and working at Uptone-Electric during the week, Swice forced himself into critical conditions. He spent the next eight months in the King Co. Hospital undergoing serious rehabilitation. Many of the limbs had to be grafted back on using space-age grafting technology.
-Today the where-abouts of funk master Swice are still unknown. Some say that he is still at King Co. Medical- mean while -word on the street is that a rehabilitated, supercharged, reborn with super natural powers, Swice - has indeed flown south.
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