**LOVING MY WIFE TO CREEPING DEATH, AND IN THE PROCESS THEREOF, GIVING HER A DELIBERATELY SLOW, GRADUAL, DRUG DEPENDANT LOBOTOMY...
**THE LITTLE ROYAL HEIRS THAT RUN THE HOUSEHOLD, WHICH OBVIOUSLY GOT THE BETTER GENETIC MATERIAL FROM THE TWO OF US..
**THE MAINTAINING OF MY INSANITY THROUGH MANY STATES AND PERSONAS IN A VERY A-TYPICAL FASHION..
**THE UNDYING PREOCCUPATION WITH EXPLORING THE BEAUTY OF CORRUPTION AND IGNORING IT'S DISASTROUS CONSEQUENCES THOROUGHLY..
**DRIVING MY TRICKED-OUT FOUR DOOR BRITISH RACING GREEN PWR WNDWS,CRUISE,AM/FM CD STEREO HOT-ROD V6 '04 CHEVY IMPALA AT AMAZING SPEEDS WHILE ADMIRING ITS STREETABILITY, **USING UP LIMITED SPACE EVERYWHERE..
**DAYDREAMING EVERYWHERE LIFE FAILS..
**WISHING I WAS A ROCK-STAR-GOD..
**FEEBLE ATTEMPTS AT PLAYING MY SIX STRING BASS GUITAR, NOTE "SIX STRING" BECAUSE IT SOUNDS MORE IMPORTANT, I WAS TOO LAZY FOR REGULAR GUITAR, I AM MUCH MORE EFFICIENT AT PLAYING ONE STRING AT A TIME, PLUS AS AN ADDED BONUS, BASS SOUNDS REALLY COOL AND THE TAMBRE IS NEAT WHEN IT IS DISTORTED LIKE A GUITAR, DONT KNOW WHY I JUST WROTE THAT SHIT, IT WAS JUST ANOTHER VAGUE FACET TO MY LACK-THERE-OF PERSONALITY I THOUGHT I WOULD WASTE YOUR TIME WITH AND ENLIST YOU MY PEEPS TO READ FURTHER..
A PERSONALITY IS NON-OPTIONAL... HOWEVER, A PULSE IS OPTIONAL, SO BRING OUT YOUR DEAD... MY GRANNIE (JESSIE) EVANS, BLESS HER SOUL SHE WAS THE ONE TRUE EVER LOVING MATRIARCH OF THE FAMILY R.I.P. , AS SHE WILL ALWAYS BEE.. PETER STEELE, PHILLIP ANSELMO, DIMEBAG, KIRK WINDSTEIN, HANK WILLIAMS, HANK WILLIAMS III, MY CHILDREN TWENTY YEARS AFTER MY DEATH (JUST TO FREAK THEM THE FUCK OUT 1 LAST TIME, AND TO HUG THEM TOO!), JOHNNY CASH, PEPPER KEENAN.. JIMI "THE EXPIRIENCED" HENDRIX.. JIM MORRISON, MY UNCLE LEE DRIVER R.I.P.
METAL BANDS FROM THE SOUTH.. NOLA METAL.. METAL.. THRASH METAL....METAL...BLUES,SOME JAZZ,ZEP,HENDRIX,DOORS,BJORK, PJ HARVEY,MISS BILLIE HOLIDAY,SONIC YOUTH whole buncha shit really...
I'M GETTING BORED WITH THIS, ARE YOU NOT? MOST SCIENCE FICTION AND ALL THOSE HUGH GRANT BRIT TEA BAGGING LOVE STORIES, MONTY PYTHON.. WHEN NECESSARY, ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST, TIM BURTON FILMS,DISNEY ANIMATION....
FIGHTING WITH MY KIDS OVER WITCH CARTOON CHANNEL TO WATCH, THE SCIENCE CHANNEL,FOOTBALL.. THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS AND THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA AND ALL SEC TEAMS...
POP-UPS, ESPECIALLY WHEN AND SHOWN AND READ TO ME DELIGHTFULLY.. GIGANTIC PAPERBACKS WITH VERY FEW PAGES AND SCARCE "BIG BOY WORDS" IT'S THE ONES YOU COLOR IN WHILE STAYING BETWEEN THE LINES UTILIZING AN ARRAY OF DIFFERENT COLORED CRAYONS..
MY WIFE, FOR PUTTING UP WITH THE THREE CHILDREN EMILY, EVANN, SADIE AND the worst one.. ME. THOSE COURAGEOUS ACTORS IN BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN, CRIED LIKE A TEN YEAR OLD SCHOOL GIRL HAVING BEEN FORCED TO THROW AWAY ALL THOSE "SCANTILY" CLOTHED BARBIE DOLLS, FURTHERING ME TO EMOTIONAL TRAUMA AND SADISTIC DESTRUCTION FOR AN UNSPECIFIED LEGNTHY PERIOD OF GEOLOGIC TIME, BUT STILL YET ALLOWING "ME TIME" TO BOOGIE THE DISCO NIGHTS AWAY... KING TUTENKHAMEN, FOR JUST DYING AND KEEPING HIS FFFuckIN JEWELRY ON.. HEARD THEY JUST DUG HIS MAMA'S DEAD-ASS UP RECENTLY..wow, I'M SURE THAT BITCH HAD SOME EXPENSIVE SHIT ON TOO **NEAL YOUNG BEING THE SOUTHERN GENT THAT HE REALLY IS..**kidding about that one, Mr. Young's bleak, overwhelmingly anti-addictive/birth-control persona truly reflects a fairy fuck-head in the fabled "Magikk Mirror". JASON NEWSTED FOR BEING THE ONE TRUE METALLICA MEMBER.. THE REST ARE OF METALLICA ARE PIGS.. METALLICA FINISHED DYING AFTER "AND JUSTICE FOR ALL"