mutha' jen

Quotes, statements, and comments "I love the Burger King commercials", "Nice...", "I hate southern accents", "Stop honking your horn, honky!", "Id rather be a ghost, or a plant", "I dont mind you speaking, just as long as you dont mind me not listening", "I'll box your face", "Bun", "I read somewhere that men learn to love the person that theyre attracted toand that women become more and more attracted to the person that they love", "You're telling me that coconuts migrate?", "I wish you would drop off the face of the Earth", "Newbie", "Looovvvve Youuu...", "I eat snacks", "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!", "Calm down...my babies!", "I hate everything about you, and that's why I love you", "People that talk in metaphors outta shampoo my crotch", "We call ourselves, The Aristocrats", "Because you smile like a saint, but you cruse like a sailor", "Can I smack you in the face?", "Stupid, I'll grenade you!!!", "Where tha bafhroom @ up in heere?", "Are you part of the working class intellectuals?