***WARNING: If you want your socks rocked off, keep reading this page***
Well, well, well. Looky what we have here. You think you can read this "About Me" and just size me right up huh? Nice try....I'm on to you. And don't sit there staring at the computer looking all innocent. The jig is up. You thought the jig was down, it aint..it's up.
As you can tell, I like to push the envelope. I never mail it, I just push it all over the place. Sometimes I kick the envelope. Sometimes I just neatly stack the envelope with other envelopes on my desk. You never know what you are gonna get with me, know what I'm sayin'?
My biggest hobby is not dying. I think it's really cool. I focus and practice at it all the time and I've gotten really good at it.
I like to eat lunch. But only in the middle of the day. Never in the morning and never at night. I don't know why but I guess I'm just quirky like that.
Lastly, I have a proclamation to make. If I am a friend of yours, I have just become your best friend. From here on out, when somebody asks you who your best friend is, you will reply: "Why, Chad is!".. This decision is final and just accept it and move on. It is not negotiable and I don't want to hear any whining.
If we are not friends, I declare that I just now became a friend of yours, so suck on that.
Me and you are friends, sucka! Deal with it.
"I think everyone needs a Chad in their life!!! You are awesome!!!" ---actual message from a myspace reader
