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About Me

Hey I'm Sparky and I am from Dallas or I was born & raised there until I got a set of wheels. I was working for Blackbeardscruises out of the Bahamas & woke up in Detroit one morning picking up plastic bottles?! {hey they are .10cents each}. I'm a joker, a smoker, and a midnight toker. Very outgoing, & freaken fUnNy. I get my " I n k fix" at I n k Addiction in Garden City & Taylor!
I enjoy writing, art, drawing, web & ink design. A music freak & into: cruzin, concerts, scuba diving, sailing, sport fishing, harleys, tattoos, kink, fast food, xbox, chess, pool, darts, roller coasters, water activities, m&m's, concerts, dancing, conventions, scary movies (1's make u check under bed/ n closet), local bands/ clubs, ice cold bottles~~just G(.)(.)D times!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I n k addicts & good time seekers.
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Music:

TATTOO GROUPS

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My Blog

Warning Labels!

~WARNING!~ "Liquor manufacturers" have accepted the "Government's" suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
Posted by Sparky on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:10:00 PST

Signs Of Drunkeness

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3. Job interfering with your drinking. 4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in yo...
Posted by Sparky on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:41:00 PST

Are You The Father?

Subject: Body: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.........A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can...
Posted by Sparky on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:11:00 PST

A Naughty Little Poem

"A Naughty Little Poem" She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My...
Posted by Sparky on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 05:11:00 PST

5 Levels of Hangover

5 Levels of a Hangover:One Star Hangover (*)No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able tofunction relatively well. However, you are stillparched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel thisway. F...
Posted by Sparky on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 07:21:00 PST