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Bryan

You would make a good Dalek, Doctor....

About Me

I'm a little of this, a little of that... some would call me a jerk-of-all-trades. I am a big kid, and at the same time I am more of a man now than I have ever been in my life. Friendship is my favorite currency, and I love to share all I have with those that would do business with me. I have found that most heartache (received and inflicted) in not only my life but in others is caused by lying, and I no longer tolerate it. If you wish to speak with me, speak truth and I will return it in kind. If not, then you're wasting the precious moments we have on this earth.I am foremost a father, a devoted husband, and loyal friend. Show me you care and I will shed blood and tears for you. I love meeting new people, and long to connect with old friends. If anything you read about me on this page interests you do not hesitate to drop me a line, I'm far from shy but be warned if you have an over abundance of self-pride or more ego than any human has any right to then I'm liable to just vomit blood in your face and ask you to go torment some other poor fool who will put up with you....

My Interests

Not dying in a volcanic eruption, Comic Books: Reading and writing, Wood-working, painting fantasy miniatures, Gaming: Video and Pen & Paper, Martial Arts: Kenpo, Society for Creative Anachronism, Philosophy, Behaving in a manner that isn't age appropriate. Weirding out the populace. Helping my friends live longer through laughter. Jack Palance.

I'd like to meet:

Friends, new and old. I am easy going, and despite being over thirty now, am still quite trust-worthy. I promise not to damn you to hell, shove God down your throat, or look down my nose at you just because you may believe differently than I do. I will respect your opinion and all that I ask in return is that you respect mine, and we can both go about our merry ways at the end of the day with a song in our hearts and a chuckle about how misguided we both are about reality.
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Music:


Movies:

Conan the Barbarian, Star Wars, Dark Crystal, LOTR Trilogy, Iron Giant, The Dead Quadrilogy, 300, Tron, Crimewave, Strings, Night Watch, Dark City, all of Hayao Miyazaki's films, the Matrix, The Crow, Inframan, Spider-Man 1 & 2, Batman Begins, Ghost in the Shell 1 & 2, Airplane!, Big Trouble in Little China, Flash Gordon, Hudsucker Proxy, The Thing, War of the Worlds (original), Seven Samurai, the Lone Wolf & Cub films, Seven, Cabin Fever, any film with Jimmy Stewart in it, all the classic Godzilla movies, The Greatest Game Ever Played, anything from Robert Rodriguez or Sam Raimi, Giant Robo, Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan, most anything Asian, especially if it's bizarre, all Terry Gilliam, most Tarantino, Kurosawa, Takeshi, Smith and all that other stuff that tickles your nose.

Television:

MST3K, Ninja Warrior, The Shield, The Muppet Show, Kids in the Hall, C.S.I., Law & Order: SVU, MST3K, Metalocolypse, Venture Brothers, Iron Chef, MST3K, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, Monty Python's Flying Circus, A.T.H.F., Space Ghost:Coast to Coast, MST3K, Sealab 2021, Home Movies, Upright Citizens Brigade, SCTV, MST3K, Boy Meets World, Babylon 5, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Farscape, The Young Ones, Looney Tunes, Firefly, MST3K, Attack of the Show!, Mr. Show, Channel101.com, 12oz. Mouse, Star Trek (all), Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, MST3K, Ghost in the Shell, did I mention MST3K??

Books:

Poe was whiney, Lovecraft was creepy, Swift was a smartass, Hemmingway a drunk, and Shakespeare was a rapper. Other than that, they are pretty cool. I like comic books bunches and bunches too. Stephen King ruled my face in high school.

Heroes:

Our American soldiers. Who despite the idiocy and ridicule of those they fight for, the hate of those they fight against, and the weak will and arrogance of those that command them, continue to bleed and battle on without falter. Jim Henson, for all the magic he brought us, and still does to this day. The great comic book writers who have given us our own versions of the divine heroes of yore. J. Michael Straczynski for not "knowing when to quit". The crew at BestBrains for some of the best comedy ever. My parents for just being themselves. Robert Windle, my sifu, the strongest man I have ever known. Bruce Lee for saying he can kick your ass, and mean it. Most of all my son, for reminding me why being a kid was such an adventure.

My Blog

Some unknown and completely made up facts.

These are some unsual and helpful things that I have discovered in the last 8 1/2 minutes. Most are completly false but don't let that stop you from using them. They just may save your life. Ok probab...
Posted by Bryan on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:53:00 PST

They call us stupid Americans....

I just had to share this with you all, my fellow stupid Americans. http://view.break.com/335023 - Watch more free videos...
Posted by Bryan on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:28:00 PST

Hey, there's a spider on your back.

HEY, THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOUR BACK!!!
Posted by Bryan on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:47:00 PST

FIGHT CLUB! Comments most welcome......

Haven't watched it in a while but I just got a wild hair and decided to start my own little MySpace Fight Club Blog. So with out further adieu.... If I could fight anybody right now it would have...
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:04:00 PST

Mimic Moments

I'm starting this blog specifically for the fun little things my wonderfully strange and terminally cute child does. 9/25/06: I have recently gotten back into wood-working and am working on a few prac...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:52:00 PST

I have been tagged.

While reading my beloved friend Fossie's blog, I have learned that I have been "tagged", which is a clever way of saying "give up some info not routinely found in the myriad quizzes cluttering up the ...
Posted by Bryan on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:11:00 PST

Ok, so I got really hot at work....

I work in a factory, and it gets WAY hot in the summer. I come home and it feels like a wet mop on top of my head just about everynight, and this past Friday I guess I had had enough. I've been debati...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:55:00 PST

April Fool's Blog!

It's April Fool's Day!! How appropriate that my first blog would be on this day. Have fun, everyone! Oh, and if you haven't bought a copy yet, get the new CD from The Great Luke Ski "unCONVENTIONal" v...
Posted by Bryan on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 03:02:00 PST