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Peru? Functioning as bodyguard/translator? East Coast! Not functioning! Lost wallet. Infrequent libation. Haircut? Style calibration? New sweatshirt! Many traffic citations! Marital status? Itinerant parasite! Noise? Heat? Many toungeseses?? New video camera. Footage of ice cream truck. Carpel tunnel (ha ha ha ha ha ha)? Carpel tunnel! Repetition, alienation, anxiety, hopefulness, realization of not being member of generation, rebuking self for stupid self-glamorization about having no generation. Being postmodern, and giggling and winking at everyone. Reading? Yeah right, you're too busy