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Fist fighting a snowman just seems unfair.

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About Me

I hate trying to quantify myself to mere words... I'm an individualistic character. Very outgoing. Amiable and amicable. Content with life. A hyrbrid of energy and lethargy. Probably one of the more sarcastic people you'll come across. I like people who make me laugh, pretty much the only thing I do with my friends is try to make'em laugh. I'm a silly bitch. =) My idea on jokes and bad puns is quantity not quality.. heh. I have goals, I'm just a huuuge procrastinator. I play guitar. I'm usually pretty hyper until I ingest numerous drinks. I like people who challenge me to think... fortunately I have quite a few intelligent friends. I just love having fun and avoiding drama as much as possible...SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MUSIC, BITCHES! MyGen Profile Generator

How fucking sexy are my friends??? ..

My Interests

Love concerts and supporting local music. Usually noise follows me where ever I go. I play guitar, prefer acoustic over electric. I'm a tournament playing Scrabble player (seriously). Before you laugh, I've won more than $1,200 in less than a year =) Unconsciously competitive. Video games are sweet - been dabbling in San Andreas, Halo 2 and Tony Hawk's Underground 2 as of late. I enjoy my drinks =) Looove me some beer or shots of pretty much anything but gin. *gags* I'm drug-free however (lest you count alcohol). Fascinated in forensic pathology. I also find serial killers intriguing. Quality Japanimation is always a good thing. I love reading and writing poetry/lyrics. Meeting people. Party a little too much - aw fuck it, you can never party too much. Exploitation movies. Improv addict. Oh yeah, girls are kinda neat too ;)

I'd like to meet:

Nifty, funny, interesting, and above all, witty people. Do you qualify? If so - then you ya silly bastard. =) Always up for meeting cool new people at local shows or whatever.. going to one anytime soon? Let me know - I just might be down! get your party on you crazy fux, you... .. .. ..Who doesn't like funny drunks and rad ninja motherfuckers, honestly?

I have a ton of really fucking amazing friends.

Rory

Senses Fail

Goldfinger

Hand To Hand

A Change Of Pace

Silverstein

Phoenix Mourning

Hawthorne Heights

...InThisDay...

Punchline

Mest

Holotype

Ahriman

Brand New

Matchbook Romance

As I Lay Dying

The Murphy Project

Fire At Will

Asteria

Ill Nino

The Evening Habit

Beneath These Words

Unconscious Regret

(un)SAID

Burn Season

(hed) p.e.

Ice Nine Kills

Atreyu

Avenged Sevenfold

Chimaira

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Music:

Very eclectic... some of my favorites include but are not limited to: Goldfinger, Matchbook Romance, Metallica, Hawthorne Heights, It Dies Today, Chimaira, Primus, Brand New, KoRn, Eminem, Senses Fail, Thrice, Ill Nino, 2Pac, Machinehead, Soulfly, Diecast, Xzibit, Reel Big Fish, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Acid Bath, Green Day, Mest, 311, Obi Trice, 80's, Yellowcard, Fuel, Nothingface, Avenged Sevenfold (amazing), Orange 9MM, Pearl Jam, (hed) p.e., Spineshank, Weezer, Killswitch Engage, Tool, Shitloads of old school hip-hop, etc etc... local and statewide music is also amazing: InThisDay (www.inthisday.com), Unconscious Regret (www.unconsciousregret.com), Holotype (www.holotypemusic.com), Pain Principle, Devolve (www.devolve.cc), Phoenix Mourning [formerly The Calm] (www.phoenixmourning.com), Burn Season [from Jax] (www.burnseason.com), Brook Hollow, Hand To Hand (www.handtohandmusic.com), Rory (www.myspace.com/rory).SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MUSIC, BITCHES!!

Movies:

National Lampoon's Van Wilder; Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Dead Alive; Word Wars; Get Shorty; Shawshank Redemption; Menace II Society; Saw; 8 Mile; Kids; Serendipity; Last House On The Left; Nightmare 3; Slackers; Toy Soldiers; Anything Tarantino; Ninja Scroll; Good Will Hunting; Mystic River; House of 1,000 Corpses; Office Space; Snatch; Napoleon Dynamite; Boondock Saints; American History X; Flypaper; Jerry Maguire; Requiem For A Dream; Can't Hardly Wait; Juice; Freddy Vs. Jason; Sleepaway Camp 2; The Blob (1963); Empire Records; Stand By Me; Butterfly Effect; Dazed and Confused; The Usual Suspects; Seven; Goodfellas; Half Baked; Old School; Final Destination 2; Mallrats; Boyz N The Hood; 10 Things I Hate About You; Drumline; Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust; The New Guy; Evil Dead 2; The Doom Generation; There's Something About Mary; Rounders; Tomcats; The Hustler; American Beauty; Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer; I Spit On Your Grave; Scarface; Wicked City; Heat; Harold and Kumar go to White Castle; The Rules Of Attraction

Television:

Forensic Files; Whose Line Is It Anyway?; The Sopranos; That '70's Show; Sealab 2021; Masterminds; Pimp My Ride; Friends; The Simpsons; Married With Children; Saved By The Bell; Orlando Magic games; Joey; The Joy Of Painting (Bob Ross was amazing!)

Books:

Word Freak: Heartbreak, Triumph, Genius, and Obsession in the World of Competitve Scrabble Players (yes that's the subtitle); Where The Sidewalk Ends; The Casebook of Forensic Detection; Splatterpunks Vol. 2; The Tommyknockers; Encyclopedia of Serial Killers A to Z; anything by John Walsh; true crime is primarily the only part of a bookstore I go to, other than magazines.

Heroes:

Van Wilder; People who shoot at terrorists; Clowns that scare children; Triple-X theater janitors; People who can hold their breath underwater overnight; tourists who find using turning signals optional while going 9mph on crowded roads.

My Blog

Does a song's lyrics mean anything to you? They do to me. Post one that means something to you.

I'm very curious to see what lyrics move people... I'll post one of my all time favorite songs. Post a song, its lyrics, and a link to where I can hear the song of your choice and I promise to listen ...
Posted by Fist fighting a snowman just seems unfair. on Tue, 09 May 2006 01:09:00 PST

A published review I wrote back in 2002 on "The Eminem Show." Putting this one up for A-Rock :)

Was going through some rather old emails and came across this... ironic because my homeboy A-Rock was just talking about it last night... here it is, unchanged and in its entirety, as was published ov...
Posted by Fist fighting a snowman just seems unfair. on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 11:24:00 PST

Every couple of years a movie sickens me. It's a beautiful thing. This is one of them. Indulge.

I'm still trying to absorb the horrific, cinematic masterpiece mindfuck I just recently took in this lovely evening o' Halloween. Anybody who knows me even remotely knows I'm huge on horror flicks.. ...
Posted by Fist fighting a snowman just seems unfair. on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 11:16:00 PST

Jokes, motherfucker, do you know any? I do :) Post your favorite, you silly bitches..! [wo0t.]

You know what time it is, yo. I'm just gonna post a few of my favorite jokes... put one or two of yours up for the rest of these crazy fuckers to read... I know a thousand jokes, here's a few.... Y...
Posted by Fist fighting a snowman just seems unfair. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

[Ahhh, the mind numbing, desensitizing soundtrack of commercialized capitalism's finest hour.]

Disclaimer: This is going to be a rant of how and why I hate Xmas so much. If anything I say offends you, find a guy named Off, and fuck him :) [you'll probably have to say that aloud..] Going back...
Posted by Fist fighting a snowman just seems unfair. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I sold out and joined the site! =) Oh well...

Well... after weeks and weeks of some of my friends and family trying incessantly to convince me to join the site, I've finally decided to do so. It took finding out a certain girl with whom I have a...
Posted by Fist fighting a snowman just seems unfair. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST