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your friend ash.

can't hide from confusion.

About Me

"Now, little boy lost, he takes himself so seriously He brags of his misery, he likes to live dangerously And when bringing her name up He speaks of a farewell kiss to me He's sure got a lotta gall to be so useless and all Muttering small talk at the wall while I'm in the hall How can I explain? Oh, it's so hard to get on And these visions of Johanna, they kept me up past the dawnInside the museums, Infinity goes up on trial Voices echo this is what salvation must be like after a while But Mona Lisa musta had the highway blues You can tell by the way she smiles See the primitive wallflower freeze When the jelly-faced women all sneeze Hear the one with the mustache say, "Jeeze I can't find my knees" Oh, jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule But these visions of Johanna, they make it all seem so cruel"- bob dylan

My Interests

hating the city i live in.the rock show.Truth.creating.other stuff.

I'd like to meet:

the man who swam the english channel tied up and with only one breathe of air and one shark bite... not two. Just one shark bite. I don't want anything to do with that other guy.

Music:

the kinks. the clash. bear vs shark. braid. rival schools. tora!tora!torrance! bob dylan. sufjan stevens. the strokes. (90's)weezer. the get up kids. augie march. buena vista social club. kanye west. massive attack. moneen. refused. van morrison. the beatles. the afghan whigs. brand new. the arcade fire. beirut. the lucksmiths. Jeff Buckley. common. talib kweli. gyroscope. beck. beastie boys.

Movies:

The Motorcyle Diaries. Annie Hall. Casablanca. The Princess Bride. Goodfellas. Run Lola Run. Pulp Fiction. Lost in Translation. Cinema Paradiso. The Life Aquatic. Bottlerocket. City of God. Grindhouse. Clerks. Wet Hot American Summer.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm. Stella

Books:

john steinbeck & JD Salinger.

Heroes:

people who lived like it was poetry.

My Blog

story no. 7

"So, one evening, a hairy little elf with the unlikely name of Susanna-Rose78* (the "*" represents a symbol at the end of the elfs name that looks nothing like the star that is depicted on your c...
Posted by ash on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:48:00 PST

story 6.

Young Ashley was star-gazing one blackboard night, all alone.  Though, all alone sounds negative and almost melancholic, this was DEFINATELY NOT THE CASE.  Ashley, who WAS PRONE to YELLING a...
Posted by ash on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:57:00 PST

Story no. 5

Three fine day(s), young (but elderly minded, or as the Owl-people of the great Gympie Mountains say, wise) Ash dug a hole.  Not metaphorically, quite literally.  He dug a hole with his favo...
Posted by ash on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:39:00 PST

story . 4

A merry young gent with the unlikely name Ash, was laying on the cold, wet grass gazing at the sparkling stars one crisp Autumn night.  He shivered suddenly...  "It must me a scary ghos...
Posted by ash on Tue, 23 May 2006 06:24:00 PST

Story no. 2 ( the thrilling conclusion)

"Are you a wizard" The monster exlaimed, in a very un-monsterous voice, in fact it was much like the famous actress, Sandra Sulleys, "No, of course not, I'm a monster as the writer has already st...
Posted by ash on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:20:00 PST

Story no.2

One hot Summer's day, Ash was sitting in the cool shade of a tree.  We know it was a cool shade, because it was wearing some very trendy spectacles.  Ash sighed and said to noone in par...
Posted by ash on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:32:00 PST

Story .1

It was a hot Summer's day and Ash was sitting by the seaside, collecting shells to make a simply fantastic shell necklace for the mermaid who was following him, albeit very slowly because mermaids do ...
Posted by ash on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 03:12:00 PST