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About Me


I'm Jake, but to some I am The Number One Zero..
(www.myspace.com/thenumonezero)
I'm from the great Moline, IL but stuck here in Alabama and have been for about fourteen years, heh. I'll be back someday..
(Stolen from Critter for obvious reasons)
There is a plague sweeping across this world... It doesn't come from God... It is attacking the youth...
That plague is "blind faith."
That plague is "evangelism."
That plague is organized religion.
That plague is (in part) Christianity
I am eighteen years old, and it's rather scary.. I didn't think I'd make it quite this far, heh.
I would consider myself somebody that gives logical advice and someone that listens and understands peoples problems very well, and so I find myself to be very wise above my age.. but I have the heart of a kid and I LOVE to be completely random and have a good time. Just have a conversation with me and you'll find out :)
I'm homeschooled, have been for about two years now.. it's not that bad. Beats waking up at 6 AM eh? I will be graduating soon.. can't wait!
I love God very much... He is a huge part of me and without Him I am nothing and neither are you... I can't see myself without Him in my life.
When my life before Christ finally reached the breaking point, I took the little I had left and turned it into riches when I spoke to God and changed my life forever. He is amazing and everything I've ever needed.
You can catch me at thy Muscle Shoals Wal-Mart.. probably in my Pet Department or somewhere around there. I do the fish so ehh... go get some fish or something, heh.
I'm single right now, and it seems that women don't want the good guy anymore... I have my eyes out though and I will continue to wait until I meet someone that makes me smile inside and out! Hopefully it will happen someday :)
I am a male, yes and I try not to be the type that gets frowned on for being a clown, heh. As in.. along with my faith in God, I understand that God put women on this planet as wonderful creatures that should be treated with a love and respect far greater than even the most caring and loyal male could imagine.
I've made plenty of mistakes.. life moves on though and I always try to make up for anything I might do wrong. The Devil is bound to overpower us sometimes and God is always there to forgive you.. He really is.
I do not drink alcohol, do any drugs or have ever engaged in pre-marital sex and yes, I AM proud of that, heh. I'm waiting until my wedding night, yo.
I also stand against other issues outside of our generation including poverty, mistreatment of women physically, verbally and psychologically, racism, police brutality, certain kinds of censorship, etc.
I do extensive research on the effects of underrage drinking, marijuana usage, effects of premarital sex in teens, the plague caused by extreme liberalism, and what all happened on 9/11.. it's interesting what conspiracies can be made, but I like having the proof, heh.
I have come to realize that I am a social conservative and I do love our President. I love fighting against the feeling-mongers of the Left, hahahahahaha..
I use to make my music based on my political views, but now I do my solo music strictly for your entertainment, heh. My alter ego is "The Number One Zero" and I provided a link above to "his" music.. you should check him out :)
Speaking of music, it is without a doubt a BIG deal in my life. Bass guitar is my passion and I really love learning all the styles of playing. Nothing like bringing the low end down :)
Les Claypool has really introduced me to a whole new and vast style of playing (plus he sings/writes/plays everything I've ever wanted to do) that I try to use in everything I do musically with my bass playing. It's kind of weird.. I feel as if I could be his spawning. IT'S PUDDING TIME!!
I really love the blues, but I'm more of an experimental type of guitar player, heh. Sleep Now in the Fire solo? Haha... yeah that kind of experimental. Tom Morello solo's REALLY get my heart pumping, and that's hard for anyone that uses those six strings, hahaha.
I do sing yes, and I write... writing is VERY hard for me, but when I get that feeling of where I HAVE to write and I get it accomplished, I've been told I have a great knack for it :-)
It does help to have a father in the music business... my father is the lead guitarist in the Grammy-winning band Shenandoah. It's a blessing yet a sin at the same time..
Want to know more? Or just looking for a person to talk too/cry/share stories with? I'm here for ANYBODY that wants my attention/anybody's attention. Remember...
I fight for (You)..
My (A)(I)(M)= AxisofJustice115
MSN= [email protected]
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My Interests

God and discovering new things about His glory, creating and listening to music, pwnzoring on teh internets, The Wii Wii, Halo2 and Xbox Live (Gamertag: NumberOneZero) SNES, N64, DBZ, Working out occasionally, Writing, (Trying) to sing, Psychology, Politics, and fighting immoral justice.

I'd like to meet:



Music:



Primus
Derek and the Dominos
Audioslave
RATM
Tool
Psyco Drama
Les Claypool
Tom Waits
Demon Hunter
Eric Clapton
Eric Johnson
Buddy Guy
Seven System
Robert Cray
Buckethead
Robert Johnson
Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade
Phish
Incubus
The Flower Kings
Billy Sheehan
Flyleaf
12 Stones
Spiral Architect
Staind
The Nightwatchman
Soundgarden
Chris Cornell
Steve Vai
Dream Theatre
System of a Down
311
Aerosmith
Celador
AFI
John Mayer
Soulive
Zeppelin
Oysterhead
Allman Brothers
Weezer
Jonah 33
Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains
FERGIE!!!! :)

Which Seinfeld Character Are You???


Kramer
You are an odd ball, but in a good way. You are very independent (although you basically mooch off of your friends). You continually have new ideas and plots. You are evry loveablle and funny.
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You are green. Perhaps one of the most balanced of
all the colors. By balanced, I mean balanced
in both bad and good parts. Let me elaborate:
You're a natural, and somewhat superficial
person. You're extremely generous, but, to add
to the confusion, you're frugal and stingy.
You're a forgiving, but jealous person. You're
imaginative, but still logical. At sometimes,
you're a complete neat-freak, and other times,
you're a total slob. You're very stable, but
undependable. But onto the other traits that
are associated with this color... You're a
stubborn person, simply put. Do you believe in
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know. When in a bad situation, you're
painfully pessimistic, and when you're in a
good situation, you're extremely optimistic. A
fairly outgoing and amused person, you enjoy
talking to people, and hearing their thoughts
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Movies:

Shawshank Redemption
Mrs. Doubtfire
Red VS Blue
Hard Knocks: Chris Benoit Story
Video Capture Device
Shallow Hal
Zoolander
Pulp Fiction
True Lies
My Cousin Vinny
Nothing To Lose
Spongebob Squarepants Seasons 1 and 2
Beavis and Butthead Do America
Blame it on the Fish
Hallucino Genetics
Live at the Grand Olympic Auditorium
Reservoir Dogs
Law and Order Season 14

Television:

Seinfeld
Dragonball Z
Spongebob
Still Standing
Golden Girls (yeah.. I know)
Unsolved Mysteries
FOX News
Fairly Oddparents

Books:

Well I honestly don't read many books... I guess I just read other fellow homies poems and lyrics, heh.

Heroes:

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