Rico Suave

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well, theres not really much to say..i was born on a hot July summer and from then on it was on like donkey kong...it was obvious from the get go that i was absoutly sweet..my childhood was pretty standard really...we lived in pine richland and would take trips to the lake and spend time on the beach making meat helmets. i didn't really take to the neighborhood children, in the summers they would play a game in which all they would defficate in a bucket and slap eachother with a large rag and pole...we called it "stink mop". life was pretty much mundane until the day i crossed paths with a pee-stained bum...i was immediatly drawn to him because he asked me the life changing question..."boy, have u ever tasted pussy?"....i relucantly said "no"...to which he replied "well u must have been an asshole baby"....it made me think, was i indeed an asshole baby? who was this pee-stained bum, who smelled of cheap licqour?..from the outside my life may seem to be a existence filled with low grade malt liqours, beef curtains, and a trail of broken hearts...there are three boys, who became men out of this crusade in persuit of "pink" as john schuster so eliquently put it...and "white t" as my pee stained accomplise josh james so passionatly charishes...but first and foremost....this dirtstar right here, Josh Ward...emerged from the misty haze of drugs sex, and cheap Vodka...a man...a grown ass man. And so the saga begins....