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Dr. Periscope

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About Me

i like stuff. i don't like other stuff. some people are cool, others suck. I HATE WoW. i hate to see you go, but i love to see you walk away. i guess that's about it. don't be shy. stop by and say hi. Mathew Cole will go to jail for ...

Quoting the Marquis de Sade to some school children

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My Interests

Science, technology, music, and intellectually stimulating individuals. Blowing shit up is pretty cool as well. And though I need refinement of my skills I likes to rock on my git fiddle. Let's go huntin', fishin', and all them other redneck recreation activities at tha byow or tha crik. We can take my truck. Oh yeah, I also like to kick ass and chew bubble gum....and I am all out of gum.

I'd like to meet:

nikola tesla, stanley meyer, joseph newman, albert einstein, stephen hawking, benazir bhutto, jimi hendrix, jesus christ, and others who had the courage to look beyond the event horizon, share it with us, and still have our best interest at heart even though we refused to see the truth.

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Music:

here is a peep through a pinhole: Incubus, Chris Cornell, ZZ Top, Foo Fighters, Pantera, Disney movie music,Jack Johnson, Maná, CCR, Lamb of God, Norah Jones, Nickel Creek. I aspire to play like Eric Roche and have Kevin Eubanks' job.

Movies:

redikerus comedy movies like austin powers and talladega nights and bad ass guy movies like crank and the departed. i will give just about any movie a chance, but i won't hesitate to walk out or hit the stop button if i don't like it.

Television:

i don't own a tv anymore. I like to watch UFC, BBC World, Discovery, TLC, some anime (cowboy bebop, samuri champloo), and NatGeo. Educational programming is cool. I also like off color animation for adults. (i.e. Family Guy)

Books:

"The Elegant Universe" & "Fabric of the Cosmos" By Brian Greene "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown,"Freakonomics" by Steven D Levitt and Stephen J Dubner, "Crazies to the Left of Me, Wimps to the Right" By Bernard Goldberg, and "The Origin of Species" by Charles Darwin "I am America (and so can you!)" by Stephen Colbert. are my most recent reads. I like periodicals like "Foreign Affairs" and "Discover" Nonfiction or parables.

Heroes:

All those in selfless persuit of freedom and a greater good the world over. (i.e. UN, social workers, police, fire fighters, paramedics, scientists)

My Blog

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Posted by Dr. Periscope on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:24:00 PST

why communists like fiddle faddle

the knowledge deprived worker bee is distraught by his endless work for 'the man.' having little to call his own he thinks he is getting it all with one handful of the delight known as fiddle faddle....
Posted by Dr. Periscope on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:44:00 PST

a rant (no rave)

The ponderance of today is the comfort zone. what is yours? I find that I surround myself with routines that automate certain instances that occur regularly. I suppose that is what makes them routine....
Posted by Dr. Periscope on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 05:16:00 PST

The Perricone Prophecy

Your inner voice should sound like a pentecostal preacher crossed with Reverend Lovejoy from The Simpsons whilst reading this.     Brothers and sisters!  Gather round and hear...
Posted by Dr. Periscope on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:31:00 PST

Aaarrggghh! Walk the plank ye scaliwag.

please note this blog should be read in the tone of a pirateOy there folks. I had an awesome expierience the other day. While riding me bike back from ye olde PX on Foster I caught a ciggerette in ...
Posted by Dr. Periscope on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:43:00 PST

Hay Farmers

I had a thought earlier today.  It started when I went to work and Bastian had a newspaper page pulled up on the computer.  It showed people from different carreer fields to include a hay fa...
Posted by Dr. Periscope on Tue, 30 May 2006 10:41:00 PST