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CARTER™

About Me



i'm a real life bisexual!
Carter. 16. Experimentalist.
Sam and Frodo, gay all the way.
i live in newcastle, it's great but full of scum
i also love my life, it is very simple at the moment.
i orgasm over kinder buenos and vic reeves. at the same time.
i smoke menthol cigarettes and tell dirty jokes :)
I laugh like a loon on loon tablets.
Stephanie Maughan and I once re-enacted Gladiators.
She makes me piss my pants, nee joke.

the five people i couldn't live without

as well as; dean, kirton, goddard, burns, calum

My Interests

Books:

my one true passion.
authors in italics.
favourites in bold.
The Bell Jar
Sylvia Plath
Pride and Prejudice
Jane Austen
To Kill a Mockingbird
Harper Lee
Wuthering Heights
Emily Bronte
Angels in America
Tony Kushner
Anna Karenina
Leo Tolstoy
Firebringer
David Clement Davies
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Harry Potter series
JK Rowling
The Catcher in the Rye
JD Salinger
Chart Throb & Dead Famous
Ben Elton
Brighton Rock
Graham Greene
Don't You Want Me?
India Knight
The Color Purple
Alice Walker
Brideshead Revisited
Evelyn Waugh
Nineteen Eighty-Four & Animal Farm
George Orwell
Rebecca
Daphne Du Maurier
Birdsong & Charlotte Gray
Sebastian Faulks
Desperation
Stephen King
The Darren Shan books
Darren Shan
Captain Corelli's Mandolin
Louis de Bernieres
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
CS Lewis
Tess of the D'Urbervilles & Far From the Madding Crowd
Thomas Hardy
Little Women
Lousia May Alcott
Of Mice and Men
John Steinbeck
Lord of the Flies
William Golding
My Uncle Oswald
Roald Dahl
A Town like Alice
Nevil Shute
Perfume
Patrick Suskind
Life of Pi
Yann Martel
The Georgia Nicholson books
Louise Rennison
Angels and Demons & The da Vinci Code
Dan Brown
anything by Jacqueline Wilson
Homebird
Terence Blacker
The Noughts & Crosses Trilogy
Malorie Blackman
Sahara
Michael Palin
Hard Cash & Escape
Kate Cann
Where or When & Sea Glass
Anita Shreve
The Kathy Reichs books
anything by Ian Rankin
Voyage of the Dawn Treader
CS Lewis
Night World
LJ Smith
To Die For
Catherine Jinks
The 10th Kingdom
Kathryn Wesley
Northern Lights
Philip Pullman
Hope is the Last to Die
Halina Birenbaum
Skellig
David Almond
An Inspector Calls
JB Priestley
Chocolat
Joanne Harris
Chasing Men
Edwina Currie
Last Chance Saloon
Marian Keyes
Hungry Ghosts
Debbie Taylor
The Great Gatsby
F Scott Fitzgerald
Goodnight Mr Tom
Michelle Magorian
Memoirs of a Geisha
Arthur Golding
Magician & Return to Krondor
Raymond E Feist
Deadkidsongs
Tony Litt
Billie Morgan
Joolz Denby
A Gathering Light
Jennifer Donnelly
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Mark Haddon
Feeling Sorry for Celia
Jaclyn Moriarty
The Thief Lord
Cornelia Funke
Fly, Cherokee, Fly
Chris D'Lacey
Bridget Jones's Diary
Helen Fielding
Bitch & The Visitor
Roald Dahl

Heroes:

prior walter & marilyn monroe