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John

Breaking the rules of producing

About Me

I am the producer of the series of Killer Bikini Vampire Girls films (amongst others) and as every other producer in the industry is doing production blogs, I thought it was time I jumped on board this band wagon as well.
Take the quiz:
Which Horror Movie Are You?
Apparently I am Carrie - sounds about right to me...
You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Nice doggy"
(Scary how accurate this is) What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
You Are 76% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess How Abnormal Are You?
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
Your Quirk Factor: 73%
You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?
You Are 92% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable. Are You A Gentleman?
The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.
Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

My Interests

Taking over the world :)

I'd like to meet:

People I would love to work with:
Philip Quast Lea Salonga Tim Curry Stellan Skarsgard William Shatner Allan Cameron Colm Meaney Nicholas Courtney Terrence Dicks Cameron MacKintosh Gerard Butler Ricky Gervais Quentin Tarantino Ken Adam Jamie Lee Curtis Michael G. Wilson Jérôme Latour

Music:

As an ex-DJ I have a diverse collection

Movies:

Pretty much anything really really good... or really really bad...

Television:

With the exception of the GWN News I don't actually see a great deal of whats on television... but Lost was a favourite (until they got off teh island - how do they expect to do 3 more seasons?)

Books:

Anything by Mitch Albom or Robert Harris

Heroes:

All the staff at GWN Bunbury who have the patience to work with me :)

My Blog

Episode 3 - finished at last

After 19 months of continued fun and excitement, the third installment in the Killer Bikini Vampire Girls series is finally finished! With a post production period to rival Star Wars: Episode III, Kil...
Posted by John on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:20:00 PST

Hope In Post

After much anticipation, the third film in the Killer Bikini Vampire Girls series is near the end of Post Production. Once completed, Killer Bikini Vampire Girls 3: A New Hope will be unleashed on an ...
Posted by John on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:27:00 PST

National Cleavage Day

According to Wikipedia, in Britain and South Africa (but not the United States), brassiere marketer Wonderbra has proclaimed the first Friday in April as National Cleavage Day, a day for women to wear...
Posted by John on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:13:00 PST

KBVG Conquer IMDB

Thats right - the Internet Movie Database is being taken over by The Killer Bikini Vampire Girls! After much persistance, and an agressive email bombardment battle plan, IMDB have listed Killer Bikin...
Posted by John on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:13:00 PST

KBVG Shorts DVD coming soon

Due to a flood of requests we will be releasing some of the short films in the Killer Bikini Vampire Girls series on DVD sooner than originally planned. Hopefully priced under $20 (Australian Dollars)...
Posted by John on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:52:00 PST

STRIKES BACK - World Premiere screening

Yes, the second film in the series, "The Killer Bikini Vampire Girls Strike Back" is having its world premiere as part of the Trasharama film festival. International screenings in the States and the U...
Posted by John on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:10:00 PST

KBVG fake TV commercials

Check out the following TV ads that will be seen in Death of The Killer Bikini Vampire Girls including one for Camp Hackenslash (which was seen in Killer Bikini Vampire Girls 3: A New Hope) http://www...
Posted by John on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:41:00 PST

STRIKES BACK is wrapped!

"Didn't you shoot the film back in January?" I hear you ask. Well, yes. But there were several pickup shots we needed to grab before we could officially call a wrap. Now that we finally have them in t...
Posted by John on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:55:00 PST

Bikinis Turn 60!

  Way back in 1946 the modern bikini was revealed to the world in Paris by its French 'inventers', engineer Louis Reard and fashion designer Jacques Heim. Named after Bikini Atoll (the site...
Posted by John on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:36:00 PST

DEATH production delayed

Although the majority of DEATH of the Killer Bikini Vampire Girls has been filmed, and the editing process has begun, there still remains several shots that need to be filmed. These have been delayed ...
Posted by John on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:10:00 PST