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Darren

You got a fukin bonk or screb end ya gay bellend

About Me

I live in fukin hull, i had a girlfriend but she left me after i pushed er down t'stairs. I fukin love Burburins, it's fukin ace like. I fukin love goin down moshpit, wit me mate carl smith, and do some moshy bashin, i'll probably hit him, dickhead.I spent last nite in cells, i cudn't tek it, i ad no fags all danes. i hate fukin gay bellend buses. I like tekin a fukin skeg in bins for like a nova, i also love fukin skegin on commandin and conquerins.

My Interests

I like to fukin take shrewns and pills, but i only had enuff to skeg a bonk off Bezzin, this week. Every wednesday i get me dole of Deborah behind desk. I av to limp, it's fukin ace mate. I like fukin taggin my areas like the swings 'Devvo is here but now he's gone, for life'. This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet fukin me mom cos i sold er to gypo's for 2 games like, spyro the dragon and commandin and conquerins. I'd like to meet wayne rooney, actually i have cos i was at the fukin leeds festival cleggin around with me mate Bezzin, and he was fukin playin wally with colleen. Actually that was Bezzin.

Music:

I got me own fukin song it's like fukin great, you what you dickhead you wanna fukin scrap, anyway 'Elise Warrior' fukin great.

Movies:

Fukin Top Gun with Jimmy Nail, fukin great, i also like fukin Fatslags like cos one is like me fukin woman. Check me fukin own movies at fukin www.fat-pie.com, fukin ace.

Television:

What is this televisionons, what's that you wanna fukin scrap, u dickhead.

Books:

You what you fukin claxon, got 20p mate?

Heroes:

Me fukin hero is like that one, whats his name like, maggot out of Goldie Lukin Head, fukin great.