I tore down a grizzly bear like a tree with nothing but these pure muscles. Actually it was a teddy bear, but it made a kid cry.HAHAHAHAHA!!! I CAUGHT ROAST TRYING TO DESTROY SOMETHING, I SCARED THE *$*$ OUT OF HIM AND HE LOOKED UP ALL INNOCENT LOOKING MIGHTy CONFUSED WITH HIS CHAIN AROUND HIS EARS.THIS IS MY IMPRESSION OF DETECTIVE COLUMBO, I DO IT WHENEVER I CAN. I DO WHAT I CAN, I CAN WHAT I DO. MAYBE YOU GUYS DONT REMEMBER COLUMBO? LOOK HIM UP, I AM HIS SON.Roastie the vicious man at 80lbs and 10 months old.I get better looking with each day that passes.Me driving around LA with your momTHE MILLION DOLLAR MANTOMMY ROCKETSHIP LIVE...I edited this to showcase some of the better moments of the nightME LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT IN GERMANY AS I FALL OFF A RIDE, I ALMOST FLIP OVER AND BREAK BONES. HAHAHHA. I HAD TO PRETEND I WAS DRUNK SO THE GERMANS DIDNT THINK I WAS SLOW.Roast's ears look like wingsROast is now over 7 months old...world famous danny ozarkDeclan, Brandon and me at the Clift Hotel in San FranciscoRyan Brown and myselfI am excited because a) I did not eat here b) my shirt is too small and c) they are now hiringSAMSUNG UPSTAGE LIP SYNC CONTEST I ENTERED!!!June 3. 2007 6:07pm - Roast and me in my home office
on a Lazy Rainy Sunday AfternoonTwo guys walk into what they think is a bar. One of them asks for a beer, the other asks for a shot of whiskey. THe women standing behind the counter says I am sorry fellas this isnt a bar, its a hair salon.
The one guy feeling a bit stupid says Oh, I am sorry and leaves. THe other one looks around and says how much is a haircut.
COLORFUL
THis is where it all happened, you know where that guy got shot...Roast just turned 6months old and he is one vicious man
-----------------------------------------------------I have been lazy lately. I have been trying to get out and work on my comedy act, but I have been busy with many projects and spending time with my wife and new puppy.
Time is flying.Heather and me signed for our house a few weeks ago. The last few weeks have been filled with unpacking and repainting. A few weeks ago I also surprised Heather with a puppy I named Roast, as in Roast Beef. Everyone is making fun of the name and asking me how I came up with such a name. Roast is a male Doberman Pincher who likes to chew on my ear. His nicknames are Roastie, ROastaloast, Roastie Postie and Winston. I called him RUFUS today. Everyday I make up names for him, but he is Roast to everyone else. Heather likes Doberman Pinchers and wanted a protection dog for when I go away with work, etc. He still has months before he can begin his Protection dog training.MY DOG ROASTMY WEDDING NOVEMBER 18th, 2006AUSTRALIA NOVEMBER 2006TEASING THE WILDLIFE OF THE OUTBACKThis poor wallaby desperately needed a father figure!FINDING FISHSTICK
Add to My Profile | More VideosAN EYE IS UPON YOU - AustraliaOur Hawaiian Suite - NOV 2006I just got back from Hawaii and Australia. I got married in Hawaii to my wife Heather. We had a beautiful ceremony with our close family on the white sand of Waimanalo Beach. The week in Hawaii with our family was one of the greatest family vacations ever!!! A few days after getting married, as our family stepped on a plane back home, we flew in the oppossite direction to the other end of the world. Australia was more beautiful than I had imagined. We did a lot of relaxing on this trip. We met so many nice people in Australia. Most of which were Australians but we also met people from all over the world who all shared the same interest we have, to travel.
One of the highlights for me was playing with the koala bears and kangaroos. I also was able to learn about many kinds of wildlife and plantlife that we dont have in North America. I wish I had time to type about all the things we saw.
Sydney was a beautiful city and different than I had imagined but in a good way. After over a week in Australia we traveled back to Hawaii where we spent the last week just doing a lot of relaxing. Each day after we slept in til almost 11am, we got ready, went to a nice lunch poolside and then spent the remainder of the afternoon laying on a hammock in a secluded area of the resort. It was so quiet and peaceful. Occassionally we saw a mongoose pass by. We read so much in that last week. The afternoons flew by as we lay right next to the ocean and heard nothing but the sound of the waves crashing. WE are now back and married and getting ready for Christmas this week with our families.ADVENTURES IN GERMANY
Get this video and more at MySpace.comGet Your Own! | View SlideshowBMW MUSEUM IN MUNICH, GERMANY SEPT 2006OKTOBERFEST 2006 - MUNICH, GERMANYEiffel Tower - PARIS, FRANCE 2005SPACE MOUNTAIN - Disneyland Paris 2005 (in the front car with my head ducked down)PLAYING JIMI HENDRIX's GUITAR - LONDON, ENGLAND 2005
This guitar was owned and used by my favorite guitarist. I spent an aftertoon playing this guitar upside down since Jimi was left handed.MY WIFE IN THE COLISEUM - ROME, ITALY 2005I GOT BIG BALLSPLAYING BRANDONS GUITAR "KING KONG"-------------------------------------------------------
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