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julio

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About Me


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5 foot 9. Kinda a quiet guy. Brown Hair. Very attractive. I enjoy the finer things in life :literature, movies, music, acting, directing. All of it. Yeah so umm theres a penguin and a turtle taking a bath together and the penguin drops the soap and asks the turtle to pick it up. What does the turtle say?What do I look like, A TYPE-WRITERif you didnt laugh you must have misread it. The funniest Joke of All time.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Majack "The Blade" Dr-awahiz-yden
Birthday: 12-18-89
Birthplace: Memphis Tenn
Current Location: Saint Louis
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mostly latino and some african bush man
The Shoes You Wore Today: nikes
Your Weakness: thinking of weaknessi
Your Fears: being eaten alive by a dragon who propably already ate the whole world except me so i kept staying alive and then so i like went to the general and i was all like General man we need guns, and he was like DUDE! CALM DOWN TAKE A FEW BASOKAS. so i did and then i went down to the city which was in a reck and the giant red dragon started being like, c'mon man thats the wimpyest gun ive like ever seen and i was all like yeah well i hate your face and then so i shot him but he deflected it into a tall building went MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA , you suck. so i was all like yeah well you eat poop and then he started to cry so i shot him and it didnt even hurt him but then he was all like, "you hurt my feelings, im going back to my cave, never coming back again" and then i was all like SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEET. yeah im afraid of dragons and used tampons
Your Perfect Pizza: yeah
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: having six toes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: huy (how unicorns yargin)
Thoughts First Waking Up: OHHH FUCK I'M AWAKE
Your Best Physical Feature: fingernails
Your Bedtime: WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT JKSHGJKDHGJKDFHGKLNJD
Your Most Missed Memory: if i missed it could i recall it??/
Pepsi or Coke: COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKECOKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: yes please
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA
Cappuccino or Coffee: people who drink coffee are drug addicts
Do you Smoke: no reponse
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: whats a shower
Have you Been in Love: do dogs count
Do you want to go to College: NYU, UCLA, OR WUSTL
Do you want to get Married: if the other person does
Do you belive in yourself: in what aspect
Do you get Motion Sickness: how do you go to this question from the last one was the guy like "DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF thats a great question woahhh." and jumping violently became sick and then asked "HEY I WONDER IF THEY GET MOTION SICKNESS" or he just needs to be shot for creating this question
Do you think you are Attractive: when i get motion sickness?
Are you a Health Freak: they're alright, i liked that one album tho
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: me and my parents both do I HATE THIS QUIZ
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ywajkshdjkasdfhjklsfbhjklbyes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: i dont actually think anyone has
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: getting shot in the back of the head with a revolver, or wait, maybe hanging myself from a ceiling fan, no no getting my balls ripped off by a bear...... oh wait NO ONE WANTS TO DIE
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a director
What country would you most like to Visit: a place
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: tall
Weight: skinny
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: 87561156486451864+6156486453156445641564
Number of Piercings: 5443
Number of Tattoos: 77777777
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
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My Interests

Playing Guitar, Piano, Directing, Acting, Writing, Watching Tv, Baseball, Magic, Comedy, Hanging...

I'd like to meet:

A lot of people, including Samuel L. Jackson, Gus Van Zahn, Quintin Tarrantino, Dan Auerbeck, Patrick Carney, George Carlin, Penn Jillette, Lewis Black, Bill Maher, Chris Rock, Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Teller, Bob Sagat, Kevin Dillion, Ari Gould, B.B King, Eddie Izzard, Jerry Seinfeld, Quagmire, Larry David, Andy Ricter, Conan O'Brian, Zach Braff, Martin Scorsesse (or whatever), Dave Chappelle (when he's not going insane), Gilbert Godfryed, Eric Clapton, Steve Blushemi, Uma Thurman, Natalie Portman, Halle Berry (and then some), David Cross, and a lot of other people

Music:

007 Soundtrack Beethoven Paul McCartney & U2 No Idea Ben Harper The 5 6 7 8s Blind Faith The Black Keys John Lee Hooker The Clash Ray Charles & Norah Jones Eric Idle Guitar Blues Lead Van Halen The Decemberists Barenaked Ladies The RZA Ted Leo & the Pharmacists George Harrison U2 & Dylan Chris Rock Apples in Stereo KMFDM Groucho Marx & Zeppo The White Stripes Black Crows - Hard To Handle.mp3 Napoleon Dynamite Tom Petty Nathaniel Mayer Lewis Black Ray Charles & B.B.King Thee Shams John Lennon Grateful Dead Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble John Swihart Brubeck, Dave Primitive Radio Gods The Olivia Tremor Control Ray Charles & Diana Krall Petty,Dylan,Harrison Fatboy Slim Derek & The Dominos Uncle Tupelo Jamey Aebersold Elvis Costello & The Imposters The Yardbirds A Whole Lot of Jailbirds BoDiSt Neil Young Stevie Ray Vaughan Don Henley Michael Crichton Jimi Hendrix Eric Clapton & B.B. King Guns N Roses Olivia Tremor Control Tom Jones Dynamite, Napoleon _ Elvis Costello _ The Royal Guardsmen Terry Gross Al Hirt The Allman Brothers Band Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Dave Matthews Band Eddie Murphy Radiohead & The Pixies The Who Eddie Izzard Jack Dryden Paul McCartney & Wings Buddy Hackett Mitch Hedburg Bob Marley Simon & Garfunkel Buffalo Springfield Neutral Milk Hotel Ray Charles Miles Davis & John Coltrane Air James Govan And The Boogie Blues Band Yes Jack Johnson Paul McCartney Bob and Doug The Temptations The Beta Band Avenging The Just Creedence Clearwater Revival John Coltrane Richard Pryor CG - Flamenco Classical Unknown Artist Klaus Lage & Bo Heart The Doors Coldplay Elvis Costello & The Attractions Yardbirds feat. Eric Clapton The Sunshine Fix & Olivia Tremor Control Van Morrison Ray Charles & Willie Nelson Comedy Central Presents O-ZONE Talking Heads Bruce Springsteen Big Head Todd & The Monsters Weezer Yo La Tengo Howlin' Wolf Pavement Adam Sandler Kill Bill (SFX) Keb' Mo' The Kinks Spice Girls Prince U2 B.B. King Ray Charles & James Taylor Pixies Bernard Herrmann Ray Charles & Bonnie Raitt Meiko Kaji The Beatles Tenacious D Danielle LoPresti Bill Cosby Napoleon Dynomite SB Led Zeppelin Wilco Berlin Philharmonic Ray Charles & Gladys Knight Chuck Berry Compilations Podcasts Dire Straits Cream G Love and Special Sauce Green Day K. Williams-Freaker By The Speaker.mp3 Dane Cook Jack Johnson - Posters.mp3 Bob Dylan Grandaddy Steve Miller Band Pink Floyd Frank Caliendo Arlo Guthrie The Shins The Jesus & Mary Chain Guitar Wolf Phoenix Ray Charles & Michael Mc Donald Dr. John Traveling Wilburys G. Love & Special Sauce High Fidelity - Jack Black Robin Williams Ottmar Liebert Rusted Root Jeff Buckley Deep Purple Jim Gaffigan The 5th Dimension Keb'Mo' Steven Wright Ray Charles & Natalie Cole Keb Mo & Dave Matthews Band Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart The Velvet Underground Jamiroquai The Ultimate Blues Jam Vol. 1 Blind Melon - Change.mp3 JackJohnson Howling Wolf and Muddy Waters The Soggy Bottom Boys Mitch Hedberg Black Eyed Peas Jane's Addiction Quiet Riot Various Artists Modest Mouse John Williams Muddy Waters Fastball Ray Charles & Elton John Nancy Sinatra Ray Charles_Van Morrison String Cheese Incident The Six Parts Seven The JImi Hendrix Experience sound FX The Rolling Stones Eric Clapton Bob Dylan & Tom Petty Ray Charles & Johnny Mathis Frou Frou The Band

Movies:

PULP FICTION, KILL BILL, RESERVIOR DOGS, FIGHT CLUB, CONCERT FOR GEORGE, THE ARISTOCRATS, BEING JOHN MALKOFITCH, FARGO, THE THIRD MAN, BROTHERS GRIMM, A FISH CALLED WANDA, WILLY WONKA ANDT THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, THE GODFATHER 1+2, RAGING BULL AS WELL AS OTHERS MANY OTHERS

Television:

MOST OF WHATS ON

Heroes:

i would like to meet most of them