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Crunchy McCruncherson

... are you gonna eat that?

About Me

Hey y'all. I am an easygoing guy who enjoys long walks on searing hot blacktop, eating stuff off the floor, and creating and using my Myspace to check out everyone elses with no intention of ever updating my own.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

...And 3ricka. =)

My Interests

I am interested in things that I find interesting… it’s really that simple. But I do have a huge attraction to objects that are shiny, fuzzy, and go beep.

I'd like to meet:

I guess I would like to meet the president one day… and then play thumb wars. Winner gets presidency. Loser gets a really purple nurple.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Music really isn’t a thing. It’s just a bunch of sound waves that happen to reverberate in your head and create the sensation of music. In reality, it’s just a bunch of air moving weird.

Movies:

Movies are actually ways for the government to control your mind.

Television:

Did you know that televisions are actually inhabited with little people who perform every show at the click of a button?

Books:

Books, slightly edible if you know how to do it.

Heroes:

My hero has always been the great "Run Away From Danger Man!" This is closely followed by "Stick Your Head In A Hole At The Sight Of Trouble Boy!"

My Blog

One year later

First I want to take this entry back a bit. Back before the fight with Evelyn, back before my first stressing research paper, back before summer vacation, back before graduation, back before both prom...
Posted by Crunchy McCruncherson on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 11:40:00 PST

Fill it out if you are bored

This should be fun List the top 5 public places and/or social situations you wouldn't bring me and why.
Posted by Crunchy McCruncherson on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 09:44:00 PST

Old Ladies and Ants

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant... and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
Posted by Crunchy McCruncherson on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:16:00 PST

My mind thinks sometimes

So I have been contemplating. Am I out of line? Could I be the one out of line in this? I should be taking this life slow and taking in every moment. Unfortunatly I have a habit of taking hold of...
Posted by Crunchy McCruncherson on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 01:26:00 PST

Poem I love...

My Star All, that I know Of a certain star Is, it can throw (Like the angled spar) Now a dart of red, Now a dart of blue Till my friends hav...
Posted by Crunchy McCruncherson on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 07:09:00 PST

The Newest Life Enhancing Drug

Youve got a headacheAnd Ive got some strange diseaseDont worry about itThis pill will set your mind at easeIts called ProgenitorivoxIts made by SquabbMerlCoIts a life enhancing miracleBut there ...
Posted by Crunchy McCruncherson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pictures and a thought

http://photobucket.com/albums/b380/Talon203/ <--- picturesand the thought Recently I have looked on the news and there has been a lot of discussion of the misuse and waste of natural resources...
Posted by Crunchy McCruncherson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TMP Police

First day on the job: It all started on the 20th of April, at 5:11 PM. The mission? Intercept Ryan at his house and combine forces to harass TJ. Blasting classical music down the street, we put on ...
Posted by Crunchy McCruncherson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Those were the best times of my life....

This entry is dedicated to TJ, Bri, and Ryan. Here's an excerpt from the song that defines last summer. ::raises glass:: Here's to the times that had passed, here's to the fun that we had, here's t...
Posted by Crunchy McCruncherson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

VICTORY!

Found a way to bipass my school's computer security system. I am that good. And now for a poem a wrote... So here I stand in anticipation I cannot wait to see you once again There is somethin...
Posted by Crunchy McCruncherson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST