Tye 2.1 profile picture

Tye 2.1

the light at the end of the tunnel may be you.....

About Me


Get Your Own Voice Player Manage Pleased to meet you...hope you guess my name...
Let me make it understood that I know that not everyone will agree with me, or like me. Thats fine, really. As Earth-people, its our God-given right to hate whoever the hell we please. So love me, hate me, throw things at me, or show up at the gates, en masse armed with pitchforks and my wifes cooking. None of that will change who I am. So for those with the inevitable questions of Why do you listen to this type of music? or, Youre not the typical/ what I expected/ ordinary type I have but one thought for you: I am who I am, and if you dont like it, or cant get used to it, or if it throws you for such a loop, then, as Bender says, you can bite my shiny metal ass.
The details of my life are of no consequence here, what matters most is here and now. Im a complete family man, for whom the universe is composed of my family: my wife, who for me is the Sun round which I am locked in orbit and my son and daughter, who combined would give Satan himself a run for his money.
While I may not be the Einstein of my time, Im just a little more than a stones throw from being stupid, just a little girly throw with a little sissy stone, mind you. I like typical guy stuff, boxing, football, beer, scratching myself, etc. But I enjoy the finer thingsa glass of Domaine de Montille 2000 Puligny-Montrachet and a roaring fire are Heaven. I speak passable German, a wee bit of Spanish, enough French to get me thrown into a Paris jail (again), bits and pieces of Russian, and I'm working on Arabic while I'm here in Iraq.
Introverted, quiet, shy, intellectual, witty, easygoing are all thing Ive been accused of by my friends, anti-social, distant, moody, smart-ass, stubborn, holy pain in the ass, is whats said about me by my naysayers and detractors. I'm a highly private person and if I don't openly invite you in, the chances are slim to none that you'll get by my defenses. My wife sums it all up quite nicely with Anti-Social Dumb-ass. Judge for yourself, but take into consideration the fact that Ive never been quite right in the head.
The Devil's Mom
The Devil
Myspace Icons - Free Image Hosting

My Interests

Don't Mess With Chuck PhatPimpClothing.com Image Pimped@MySpace

I'd like to meet:

Jeri Ryan
Seven of Nine

Sting
Broken Music

Alanis Morissette
Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie

Music:

After The Rain Has Fallen Video - Sting lyrics Sting Music Videos Music Video Codes by VideoCureYour results:
You are Batman Batman 90% Superman 75% Spider-Man 65% Catwoman 65% Robin 60% Green Lantern 60% Hulk 60% Supergirl 55% Wonder Woman 45% Iron Man 45% The Flash 40% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Movies:


You Are 98% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are From Pluto
You are a dark, mysterious soul, full of magic and the secrets of the universe.
You can get the scoop on anything, but you keep your own secrets locked in your heart.
You love change and you use it to your advantage, whether by choice or chance.
You don't like to compromise, to the point of being self-destructive with your stubborness.
Live life with love, and your deep powers will open the world to you. What Planet Are You From?
You're a Glass of Wine!
What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
Stewie
Which Family Guy Character Are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
You shelter a Water
Demon Very quiet and cunning, the water demon is one of
the cruelest and most destructive demons once
provoqued : he awaits in the shadows the
opportunate moment to strike and then, either
with the force of a raging sea or the
sharpness of a knife, he stabs the most
sensible part of the target. Although he will
not wake up if unecessary. Then he will show
a calm and gentle image of himself.
What demon sleeps inside you ?
brought to you by Quizilla
yourz is "fight crime shoot back" help
out the world wit that thought
Which Kick Ass Shirt Saying Are You??
brought to you by Quizilla
Sniper Rifle
What Weapon are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

Books:


Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion || 10%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

Heroes:

Nadia
Unholy Bitch

My Blog

Tye's Fan Club open enrollment....

This only happens once, perhaps twice a year, much like many of your 401K plans... My fanclub is again accepting memberships (Yes, again) Due to the overwhelming demand, and the overflow to my in...
Posted by Tye 2.1 on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST

My typical day...

Let me tell you a little story. It starts every day at 4 in the morning -- which is just about the time that you're all still farting in your sleep-- when I am awakened by a sound... Is that...
Posted by Tye 2.1 on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:00:00 PST

My Return

My loyal fans, and future minions, as I have promised, I have returned. Why have I been gone for so long, where have I been, you ask? Silence! I need not explain anything to you, just know that someda...
Posted by Tye 2.1 on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:07:00 PST

New, "complete blog coming soon"

I've bee away a while, I realize, but I can never allow my adoring fans be without their Tye supplements. Much has occurred during the past month and while you must realize that I am far too private t...
Posted by Tye 2.1 on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:40:00 PST

I have a new rifle...

HahhaHAhahHAHAHHAHA. EDITED FOR CONTENT My wife has also posted a new blog detailing certain details I'd really rather her not. This action will inevitably draw out of the sewers the various stalkers,...
Posted by Tye 2.1 on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:54:00 PST

Classified

Obviously not THAT classified. Ladies and Gentlemen, we are at a state of war. Be aware that the enemy has full access to this information as you do. They can intercept every communique I transm...
Posted by Tye 2.1 on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:18:00 PST

Retraction....

Those of you who may have misinterpreted my last blog posting may have questions, doubts, suspicions, etc. Let me make one thing clear...my sense of humor borders on the bizarre and has bits of sarcas...
Posted by Tye 2.1 on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:45:00 PST

Formal Declaration of War

I have just issued a formal declaration of war to my wife. Unfortunately, she has her MySpace set up to where "all comments must be approved". Is it just me, or does anyone else find that particular f...
Posted by Tye 2.1 on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:55:00 PST

My son wants an earring/My wife's new boyfriend

In a recent telephone conversation with my little family, a couple of startling new developments on the homefront were brought to my attention. I'd now like to bring these murky topics into the bright...
Posted by Tye 2.1 on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:56:00 PST

The difficulty being me.

Hello again, my friends. I'm still here, alive and breathing, none the worse for wear, your hero for the duration.  Recently I was asked something I've heard a thousand times before: youre pretty...
Posted by Tye 2.1 on Sun, 14 May 2006 08:07:00 PST