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Nolan

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My Interests

All horrible attempts to be a wise ass aside: All things musical. Lyrics, instruments (specifically accordion & piano at the moment) etc etc Anyone left handed, Greek/Roman history, anyone that can force me to hold a conversation, 15 hour days + homework without breaking a sweat, my socks not matching without it meaning a thing to me. blah blah blah

Music:

Swingin' Utters, Darkbuster, Methadones, Beltones, Sixer, Clash, Ducky Boys, Bouncing Souls, Riverdales, Cocksparrer, Decendents, Stiff Little Fingers, Queen, Black Flag, The Boss, Roger Alan Wade, Dead Boys, Johnny Thunders & The Heart Breakers, Supersuckers, ah whatever moves me at the moment. Maybe I should have just said Swingin' Utters. And the Filthy Thieving Bastards. Don't forget Darkbuster and the Beltones and the Methadones.

Movies:

Cannibal! The Musical, Orgazmo, or anything by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Dumb and Dumber is the best. Last Boyscout. That, and any movie like Gladiator, Braveheart, or Troy. But I hate the Stand. Man, was that movie boring.

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Southpark, and any given Law and Order. Other than that, my T.V. is served for videogame perposes only.

Books:

Adult Piano Adventures. History of Western Civilization. Mostly textbooks. I actually kinda like them though.

Heroes:

Jake Burns. Maybe 4 or 5 of you will get that little joke. If you do, I don't know you, so please drop me a line.

My Blog

All Quiet on the Western Front...

"Kat turns his eyes to Heaven, lets out a mighty fart, and says meditatively; 'every little bean must be heard as well as seen'".Never heard the quote? I doubt it. Just never paid attention to the boo...
Posted by Nolan on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:35:00 PST