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Katastrophe

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much. ~M

About Me

Well, let's get some stuff out of the way. I'm a BBW, a fat girl, full figured...what ever your choice of term. If you've got a problem with that it's YOUR problem and you can feel free to kick rocks. I don't date. This also means a random romp between the sheets is out of the question. You are not the exception, so please don't waste my time or your own. I have a hearing impairment. I won't be calling you and you won't be calling me. Your ability to "talk really loud" on the phone will NOT negate the fact that I can't hear you. Still with me? My life is not so full that I can't afford new friends. I love to laugh and can have fun doing pretty much anything. I try to keep my tastes simple and my activities laid back. I have a low B.S. tolerance and ask that you keep the lies and drama to yourself. I, in turn, will be honest with you. I try really hard not to ask anything of anyone that I wouldn't be willing to give myself. SO...If you still feel like you'd be interested in getting to know me, feel free to drop me a line. I try to respond to everyone. :o) .. Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests


Pain Lyrics ..Red Rose, surrounded by warm waters giving birth from the depths of the mud that binds your roots, painting your beautiful blood color all over the landscape, giving new life to the garden of a dark angel, intoxicating the air with your erotic aroma, enticing a tormented souls to inch ever so close to your petals, hiding the thorns within your beauty, waiting for a stranger's wandering touch to hold you tight so that he can open the wounds inside his pure heart, watching the blood dripping down to your own veins, giving life to your precious layers.............Red Rose, posing grandiose among dead flowers forbidding them of the light that they so desire, they lie at the bottom of your stem, gasping for a breeze but they have no prayer, hoping for a chance to catch your scent, not realizing that your own beauty comes from their decaying leaves.......Red Rose a storm is coming, enjoy your beauty for it is almost over, the wind will vanish your petals to the ground, lighting will strike you and split your thorns and turn them brown................Red Rose, darkness has fallen and you're all alone, but your red color is like a lighthouse in the shadows, you see me walking towards you in the dark, now you tremble at the sight of your lord, you took for granted your masters wish, such a shame to destroy a gorgeous rose with my stomping feet...........Red Rose you lie in death, your petals spread out on the floor with no one to care, so I kneel down to the floor and search in the shadows, I breathe the perfume of your rose into my lungs, that's when I realize..............you were always a Black Rose...... By Alex Paulino

What Is Your Battle Cry?


R unning on the hotel lobby, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Kat! And she gives a cruel roar:

"I'm seriously going to spank you beyond the end of time, and plunge you into financial ruin!!!"


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My new Neice or Nephew!!! Yes boys and girls, my beautiful sister Jolene is pregnant. She and her husband couldn't be happier and quite frankly, neither could we. He/She (it's gonna be a boy...I'm taking bets!) is due January 29th. I'm so excited!!!
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Pog mo thoin
Pog mo thoin - 'Kiss my ass.'You're one tough bastard, and if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss your ass. You enjoy fighting and causing grievous bodily harm. Hey! What are you lookin' at, punk?

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Here in the real world its my mom and definitely my sister that I look up too. I've found a new respect for my mom...even if she's nuttier than a squirrel, and my sister Jolene never fails to amaze me with her strength and resilience. They Rock! And let's not forget our AMAZING TROOPS!!!

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My Blog

sometimes it takes a song

ALANIS MORISSETTE "Precious Illusions"You'll rescue me right?In the exact same way they never did..I'll be happy right?When your healing powers kick inYou'll complete me right?Then my life can finally...
Posted by Katastrophe on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 03:43:00 PST

just a little rambling

So....I've pulled an all nighter.  Stress can be a hard on the sleep cycle as we all know.  There are a few things I'd like to say but I'm not exactly sure where to begin or whether or not a...
Posted by Katastrophe on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:32:00 PST

a little advice

I saw this posted in a myspace bulletin and thought it was really great advice.  (Thanks Linda). ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to ta...
Posted by Katastrophe on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:41:00 PST

i got tagged

  The rules are: once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names...
Posted by Katastrophe on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:35:00 PST

Stray dogs

Ya know I'm finding that there's a lot more to this altruistic "i want to give more of myself to the world and lend a hand where i can".  I'm finding that it just isn't always that easy.  Th...
Posted by Katastrophe on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:35:00 PST

A Code To Live By

As of late, i've found myself guilt-ridden and disillusioned with life and what comes along with it.  I've been angry, hurt, confused and generally lost the past few days.  I've decided that...
Posted by Katastrophe on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:04:00 PST

TEXAS GIRLS...you know it, y'all!

Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Virginia and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to d...
Posted by Katastrophe on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:11:00 PST

Men's Guide To Women

Ok, boys and girls I can't say that I agree with ALL of this, but a good portion of it is true so y'all might wanna take notes or print it out or even frame it and hang it in your room!  PLEASE M...
Posted by Katastrophe on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:13:00 PST

Before I Was A Mom

Before I was a MomBefore I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a...
Posted by Katastrophe on Sat, 27 May 2006 07:39:00 PST

my IQ

Your IQ Is 115http://images.blogthings.com/quickanddirtyiqtest/iq.gif" height="100" width="100">Your Logical Intelligence is Below AverageYour Verbal Intelligence is GeniusYour Mathematical Intelligen...
Posted by Katastrophe on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:42:00 PST