We are a team
of Olympic
quality musical
athletes from the
vast, buzzing
metropolis of Breachwood Green
(population: 9). In 1988 we
represented Britain at the Winter
Olympics in Calgary,
participating in the
disciplines of 'Getting Really Lost' and 'Accidentally Leaving The
Country'. We won gold and silver medals, respectively.
Since then we formed a band and had a lot of adventures, such as
accidentally getting on some ferries and driving 20,000 miles in the
wrong direction, and in the wrong gear.
We also
(stupidly) do a lot of stupid stuff for fun. Things like wearing shorts
all year round, stealing motorway lights, reversing round in circles
until we crash into each other (not recommended), jumping off the
tallest stuff we can find and having food fights.
We would like to be the first punk band in space. If anyone from NASA
can hook us up, get in touch. If you're not from NASA, write to NASA
and tell them to hook us up. We have our own space shuttle. This is a
picture of it.
We're also working on an electronic-influenced side project called
Enter Shikari, but it's not going very well at the moment, so we might
give up with it.
