.. width="425" height="350" ....There's plenty of those too. We've established hockey, the Penguins, cats and bath-time. Nothing beats getting wasted to C-SPAN... besides playing hockey wasted. I love music and a very wide range. 80's, darkwave/ industrial, black metal, cheesey love songs and techno. I have a real bad habit of listening to Gay Dance Volume 15 after I get plastered. I really have to hide that CD from myself. It's a monster trapped in a CD. I'm not gay though, but I think my cat might be. I love romantic action movies like Total Recall, Brokeback Mountain and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. My mom dropped me on my head as a baby and then my dad farted in my face and called me a douchebag. Then my mom kicked him in the nuts and he fell ontop of me. It's fun being awesome, I have to say...I love myself-- everytime i look in the mirror in my tight baby blue wrestler shortz. oooo rahhhhh.
I'd like to meet:
Oh man. Where to start? The obvious two... Mats Sundin and Mario Lemieux. The hockey gods. After the big two... hmmm. I'll just start listing them as I look through my diary.
Dolph Lundgren, Bob Dole, David Hasselhoff, the Ultimate Warrior, Ron Jeremy, Curtis Joseph, hookers with a high school diploma, as many jews as possible, Littlefoot and Ace of Base.href=http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&q
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Music:
OK I'll dub this section my serious section. Mostly because it is impossible to rank and hard to enough to think up a short list. So here we go:
Cradle of filth, Darkane, Cannibal Corpse, Iron Maiden, dot allison, poe, Marilyn Manson, Bile, garbage, stella/sister soleil, MachineHead, the Crystal Method, fear factory, mindless self indulgence, foxxxay shazzzamm, tons of 80's, nine inch nails, apoptygma berzerk, assemblage23, wumpscut, vnv nation, THE velvet acid christ, deadsy, andrewWK, god dethroned, emperor, hate eternal, soul asylum, TaTu, neurosis, nothingface, white/rob zombie, iced earth, twilight, icon of coil, acumen nation, stabbing westward, tori amos, ozzy o, down the sun, type O negative, rammstein, gay old KoRn, static-X, tantric, the killers, coal chamber/devildriver, christina aguilera, evanescence, megadeth, sevendust, tool, mudvayne, mushroomhead, Iowa-slipknot, kidneythieves, six feet under, american hifi, pigface, pig, uranium235, ministry, twilight, children of bodom, old man's child, def leppard, sevendust -- and I LOVE listening to my grandpop take a shit.So much for the 'serious section'.
whomever i forgot due to fatigued fingers... i am sorry ;(
Movies:
any jaws movie, any godzilla movie, 28 days later, dawn of the dead, 13 ghosts, underworld 1-2, mulholland drive/21 grams(as well as all other naomi-watts-featured-flix), the jacket, cinderella man, the land before time, from hell, jurassic park 1-3, donnie darko, trainspotting, kids, ghostworld, fargo, BRAVEHEART, slapshot 1-2, monster, the nightmare before christmas, joyride, identity, frailty, fight club, saw 1-2, team america, halloween, into the mouth of madness, american beauty, anything with ball worship or nipple torture, Evil Dead, The Last Dinosaur, Planet of the apes, planet of the dinosaurs, american pie, pokemon 2000 and brokeback mountain.
Television:
Grounded for life, baywatch, king of the hill, family guy, HG TV, Cops, NHL 2nite(R.I.P.), boy meets world, robot chicken, NHL Hockey, blue's clues and that's so raven.
Yeah, I tend to like alot of the proverbial 'gay shit'.
Books:
Currently I just started reading a book about coping with violent bowel movements -- it's not for me... well, my ass. It's interesting though seeing the pics of all the poor ass shitters.
Besides that, I love history (especially related to Djibouti). As well as books on the weird/interesting like serial killers and just your general lunatics and weirdo's. It's intersting to read about how screwed up/retarded people have been. Crazy scheise.
I also read about dinosaurs, outer space, crypto-zoology and hockey books - of course.
Heroes:
Mario Lemieux, Mats Sundin and Macho Man Randy Savage. RIP Ms Elizabeth.
