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MISS LADY-u crazy,u fugazee,Im loco wit dough papo

AT BEST, I AM THE GREATEST. AT WORST, I AM GREAT. And to you bitches, ma you couldn't even be who I

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I'M 1ST PLACE, YOU FUCK BITCHES SO LAST! Ballllin! PhatPimpClothing.comI am in the need of no new friends. I have 2 best friends. A real nigga named Lord and a real ass friend named JaShynia. So I can say whatever I want and feel no regret, 'cause I'm not out to make any new friends. Ok? Good, now we are on the same page. Check us out below. Beware though, extreme beauty is known to cause strange feelings of lust & admiration. lolJoycelynn&JaShynia *********************TERRY "MUTHA FUCKING" KENNEDY FOR YOU HOES THAT DON'T KNOW*********************FOR UPDATES ON THE MOVEMENT, IF YOU WANT ME TO LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC, ADDS, OR ANY OF YOUR OTHER NETWORKING PURPOSES PLEASE VISIT MY NETWORKING PAGE. NOW THEY THE SHIT! = http://www.myspace.com/missmuthafuckinlady ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************************************** public service announcement (UPDATES 1.24.07 THE FOLLOWING PHRASE OR IDEA IS ONE THAT EVERYONE IS NOW COINING AS THEIR OWN. "Every hoe a model and every nigga a rapper". I AM FLATTERED. ANOTHER UNORIGINAL CONCEPT, BUT HEY, WHEN YOU ARE WITTY, PEOPLE TEND TO WANT TO OVER-USE THE SHIT YOU SAY...and yeah, yeah I'm sure you were thinking it. lmao) ************************************************************ ************************** EVERY CHICK ON HERE THINKS SHE IS A MODEL. LOOK, JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE CUTE AND YOU PAID A NIGGA TO TAKE SOME PHOTOS OF YOU DOES NOT MAKE YOU A MODEL. LIKEWISE, YOU NIGGAS, JUST BECAUSE YOU PAID A STUDIO TO LET YOU RECORD DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A RAPPER. THIS SHIT IS OFFENSIVE TO REAL MODELS AND ARTISTS! MYSPACE IS A TRIP. GOT THESE HOES BELIEVING THEY THE HOTTEST SHIT WALKING! IT'S OKAY THAT IT GIVES YOU CONFIDENCE, BUT BITCH, IF YOU ARE UNDESERVING, WHEN YO ASS LOG OFF AND STEP IN THEM STREETS, YOU GONNA GET THE REAL RESPONSE. I AM NOT A MODEL AND DON'T ASPIRE TO BE ONE. I'M JUST JOYCELYNN. PLAIN JANE OLE JOYCELYNN ***********************************************************U PDATES 1.24.07 HEY BLACK FOLKS, NIGGAS AS I SHOULD CALL YA'LL, BUT FOR ONCE I'M GONNA BE NICE, BLACK FOLKS, YOU DO NOT, I REPEAT, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MODEL OR RAPPER TO GET MONEY. I MEAN, IF YOU IDIOTS, DAMN I'M SLIPPING, IF YOU PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW, THE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT MAKE THE MOST MONEY ARE THE ONES BEHIND THE SCENES. SO WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, THE MONEY OR THE FAME? IF IT'S THE LATTER, THEN BE MY GUEST. TAKE ALL THAT SHIT. CAUSE A FAMOUS BROKE NIGGA WAS SOMETHING I NEVER WANTED TO BE! I'D RATHER BE THE BILLIONAIRE NO ONE EVER KNEW. THINK BIG. JUST IMAGINE, IF THEM NIGGAS AND BITCHES YA'LL REFLECTING YOURSELVES AFTER SEEM TO BE MAKING ALL THE DOLLARS, WHO IS PAYING THEM? WHO IS CUTTING THEIR CHECKS? THAT NIGGA GOT THE GWOP. I'M FINNA GIVE YOU HOES THE GAME, YOU HOES ALWAYS STARING AND SHAKING YOUR ASSES FOR THE NIGGAS THAT ARE CAPPIN IN THE CLUB WITH ALL THE JEWELRY AND THROWING THE MONEY AND POPPING BOTTLES. YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT STANDS OUT THE MOST...THAT NIGGA AIN'T THE ONE. THE NIGGA THAT'S STANDING ON THE SIDELINE, CHILLIN, NOT WORRYING ABOUT YOU STANKING, SWEATY ASS HOES, THAT'S THE NIGGA WITH THE BREAD. BUT MOST OF YOU HOES TOO STUPID TO SEE THAT SHIT. AND IT AIN'T THAT THAT NIGGA CAN'T DO THAT SHIT OR ELSE HE WOULDN'T HAVE THE MOST BREAD, IT'S JUST THAT THAT NIGGA DON'T WANT TO DRAW ATTENTION TO HIMSELF BECAUSE HE'S NOT OUT FOR THE FAME. THE NEIGHBORHOOD SUPERSTARDOM. HE'S BOUT HIS FORTUNE. I'VE SAID TOO MUCH AND NIGGAS ARE GONNA BE MAD, SO LET ME STOP. YOU CAN'T TEACH A FOOL ASS PERSON ANYTHING ANYWAY IN THIS SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.******************************************************* ****** LEAVE A COMMENT, LEAVE A COMMENT, LEAVE A COMMENT, LEAVE A COMMENT...NOW ONTO THE GOOD STUFF ABOUT ME---------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ---I HAVE A MENTALITY LIKE A PLAYA ASS NIGGA, SO IF I OFFEND YOU, YOU ARE PROBABLY SOMETHING LIKE A BITCH. NIGGAS SHOULD IN NO WAY ACT LIKE BROADS. DON'T TAKE ANYTHING I SAY PERSONAL, IT'S ONLY MY OPINION, RIGHT?****************************************************** ***********************************YES=I AM MORE THAN A DIME, I CAN'T EVEN BE MEASURED BY STANDARDS (MONETARY, SOCIAL CLASS, PHYSICAL)I'M ABOVE AND BEYOND ALL THAT YOU CAN EVEN IMAGINE. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********YES= I AM DIVINE. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ *******YES= I DO LOVE THE LORD. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ *******YES= I AM INVOLVED. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********YES= HE IS HANDLING BUSINESS. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ *******YES= I DO GIVE HIM HIS SPACE AND VICE VERSA. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********YES= I REP THICK TEXAS GULS. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********YES= MY ASS COULD USE SOME FATTENING. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ *******YES= I AM MADE: COLLEGE DEGREE, GOOD JOB, 24, FINE AS FUCK AND MONEY IN THE BANK. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********YES= I AM DOWN TO EARTH AND LOVE A GOOD LAUGH. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********YES= I WILL FIGHT A BITCH. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********YES= I LOVE, MISS, ADMIRE, AND STILL FEEL PAC. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********YES= IVERSON DID THAT; KOBE COME TAKE THAT SCORING TITLE IF YOU `BOUT IT (2004-2005)....JUST MIGHT BE THIS YEAR (2005-2006) DAMN! OH, GUESS WHO'S BIZACK. BRON BRON MIGHT DO SOMETHING. I RESPECT THE YOUNG NIGGA.****************************************************** ************************************************************ *******YES= SWISHAHOUSE IS PUTTING HOUSTON ON THE MAP, BUT SCREW STARTED IT ALL. RESPECT THAT!******************************************************* ************************************************************ ************YES= EMINEM IS THE MOST TALENTED LYRICIST ON THE PLANET...PAC WAS THE REALEST. UNDENIABLY, WAYNE IS ON HIS SHIT RIGHT NOW THOUGH.***************************************************** ************************************************************ *******NO= I DON`T GIVE HEAD. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********NO= I DON`T LIKE BRAIDS. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********NO= I DON`T MODEL NOR DO I ASPIRE TO BE A MODEL. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********NO= I DON`T HAVE ANY KIDS. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********NO= I DON`T LIKE STRIPPERS. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********NO= I AM NOT GAY OR BISEXUAL. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********NO= I DON`T LIKE A NIGGA THAT WILL HOUND ME. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********NO= I WILL NOT TALK TO SOMEONE THAT APPROACHES ME (I don`t know why, but it`s a turn off). I LIKE TO APPROACH THE DUDE. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********WHAT IS UP WITH FAT, SHORT, UGLY, BROKE, DIRTY, SOFT, LAME, AND ALL KINDS ALIKE GETTING THE COURAGE TO APPROACH THROWED ASS WOMEN LIKE ME? THEY ARE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORKS AND THEY DON`T HESITATE TO HOLLA. NIGGA PLEASE! SO DON`T GET MAD WHEN I IGNORE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. I HAVE PERFECTED THE ACT... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

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UPDATES 1.24.07****OKAY, PEOPLE. NO, I DON'T ACCEPT EVERY REQUEST THAT MAKES ITS WAY TO MY BUCKET. SORRY. AS I SAID, I AM NOT ON HERE NETWORKING, SO IF I DON'T KNOW YOU OR YOU DON'T INTEREST ME IN THE LEAST BIT, THEN YOU WILL BE DENIED. YOU ARE WELCOME TO GO TO THE OTHER PAGE. #1 ON MY TOP FRIENDS LIST. THEY WILL ACCEPT YOU GLADLY. I DON'T SEE THE POINT IN HAVING 567890 FRIENDS. I HAVE A PROBLEM WRITING AND REPLYING TO THE UNDER 500 I HAVE. AND I WILL TRY TO KEEP IT UNDER 500 TOO. SOME OF THE MOST HORRIBLE LOOKING OR HORRIBLE ATTITUDE HAVING PEOPLE HAVE GOBS OF FRIENDS. WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT THEM....NOTHING THAT'S WHAT. REALLY PEOPLE NEED TO PUT SOME QUALITY INSTEAD OF QUANTITY UP IN THEIR FRIENDS' LISTS. IF YOU GO THROUGH MY LIST, THERE ARE G'S, GENIUSES, HOOPERS, BEAUTIFUL ASS HOES, FAM AND TRUE FRIENDS ON THAT HOE. IF YOU DON'T FIT INTO ANY OF THOSE CATEGORIES, BAM! YOU HAVE JUST ANSWERED WHY YOU GOT DENIED. NO WACKOS OR LAMES ALLOWED. YOU THINK I, I MEAN, OF ALLLLLL PEOPLE, YOU THINK I COULDN'T HAVE A GAZILLION FRIENDS? IT DOES NOTHING FOR ME TO HAVE TONS OF FRIENDS. I GUESS SOME PEOPLE DO IT TO GET PICTURE COMMENTS AND COMMENTS ON THEIR WALLS. I GUESS! SOME PEOPLE NEED TO FEED THEIR EGOS OR MAYBE SOME PEOPLE ARE REALLY NETWORKING, OR MAYBE SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST THAT BORED. WELL, THAT SHIT DOESN'T INTEREST ME. SO DON'T BE SURPRISED IF I DENY YOU AND DON'T BE PHASED BY IT. BECAUSE BEFORE YOU KNEW ME, YOU WERE YOU AND AFTER NOT KNOWING ME, YOU WILL STILL BE YOU. IT'S OKAY. I PROMISE. IT WILL BE OKAY.ANOTHER THING, WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE SAYS, "2007 (or whatever new year it is) IS MY YEAR? LIKE COME ON. MAKE EVERY YEAR YOUR YEAR. WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR WHEN YOU SAID THAT? COME ON PEOPLE. LIKE MY FRIEND GERMANY SAID, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009...ALL MINE. MAKE THE BEST OF EVERY YEAR. DON'T WAIT UNTIL JANUARY 1ST TO MAKE CHANGES AND IMPROVEMENTS TO YOUR LIFE. IF ON JUNE 28TH YOU GOT SOME GARBAGE ASS PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE THAT ARE BLOCKING YOUR BLESSINGS AND HINDERING YOUR APPREHENSION OF WEALTH AND SELF IMPROVEMENT, CALMLY PLACE THEM MOTHERFUCKERS ON THE CURB FOR WHOMEVER WANTS TO PICK THEY SORRY ASSESS UP! DON'T WAIT UNTIL THE NEW YEAR.Some quotes that I live by:"Always make your presence felt, in such a way that somebody misses you, but let not your absence be so long that somebody starts learning to live without you." - President Twinn's First Lady"I got rules with velcro...I never actually BREAK them, I just remove them and then add them back after I do my rendition of right." - Peppa Boy"It COSTS you nothing to PAY me no mind." - Jigga"I can't stand a clown but I love a trick." - Remy Ma*********************************** I make niggas SPELL my name when they call me Jocelyn. Bitch read! Sound out! Get hooked on phonics! Acting like you know me!BEFORE PATRON, THERE WAS INCREDIBLE HULK! LOLThese are things that I DO NOT like, so if you fit the description, DO NOT BOTHER: 1) Pretty boys 2) Pretty boy thugs 3) Lesbians or Bisexual Women 4) Ignorant Niggaz 5) Body builder looking dudes 6) Lame ass niggaz 7) Love Poem writers 8) People who spend all day on MySpace, unless you have nothing to do at work like myself ;) These are things that I DO like, so if you fit the description, have at least 5 of the characteristics or are really really throwed in a couple, WE CAN CHOP IT UP: 1) Real niggaz 2) Hustlers and paper chasers 3) Intelligent or wise minded people 4) Beautiful people (women and men alike) 5) Taper fades and Ivy leagues 6) Paper STACKERS 7) Witty and cunning personalities 8) Humorous people 9) Dudes with skinny chicken legs 10) Hoopers 11) Mad shoe game 12) Pretty teeth 13) Game spittars (just to keep it light. Please don`t confuse this with saying a bunch of bullshit...I mean knowing how to keep an ear listening and a mind amused). UPDATE 1.24.07 AND WORD TO THE WISE, I WOULD RATHER FUCK WITH AN HUMBLE NIGGA OVER AN ARROGANT ONE ANYDAY! DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT ASK TO: *TAKE ME OUT *BE MY MAN *GET MY NUMBER *EVEN EAT MY PUSSY

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Music:

*Female Singers - Whitney Houston, Tamyra Gray, Keyshia Cole, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Aaliyah***************************************************** ********************************************* Male Singers - Luther Vandross, Robert Kelley****************************************************** *********************************************Male Rappers - Lil Wayne (pun master), 2Pac (real), Eminem (just himself, no faking and I respect that), Jay-Z (innovated freestyle swag rap), Beenie Seigal (just ghetto in the hood shit), Cassidy (real freestyle king), Fabolous (slow lyricist), Jadakiss (the most under rated rapper alive. I feel like he will lyrically murder any one and that's why everyone keeps his name out their mouth), Young Twinn (young throwed nigga), Kanye West (twist up current events, oxymoronist), T.I. (A.I. of the rap game), Ludacris (no gangsta shit, just great lyrics), Game (West coast representer)************************************************ *********************** Female Rappers - Remy Ma, the old Lil' Kim********************************************************* *******************************************Whitney "I'm Every Woman" .. Mariah "Vison of Love" .. Tamyra "I Will Always Love You" .. Aaliyah "At Your Best" .. The Saddest Video Ever - Aaron Hall "I Miss You" ..Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

Movies:

KATT MOTHERFUCKING WILLIAMS.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..EDDIE MURPHY - RAW(Half) .. width="425" height="350" ..(Hamburger) .. width="425" height="350" ..

Heroes:

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask oursleves, "Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and famous?" Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our prescence automatically liberates others." -Marianne Williamson/also used by Nelson Mandela***************************************************** ************************************************************ *****"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn bitch, that was fun!'"