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Chr!s Real

Some people play rock n' roll, some people ARE rock n' roll.

About Me

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My Interests

Music, The Riders, Music, The comedy of Mitch Hedburg/Chris Rock (that SHOULD have been my name)/Dane Cook/Steven Wright..., Music, hating trendy yuppie idiots (that one keeps me pretty busy) :-), Music, Pez dispensers, Egypt, NASCAR (mostly 'cuz the drivers all have the sexiest women I've ever seen), music, Girls who know how to rock or are at least willing to learn.

I'd like to meet:

I honestly think I already know everyone I want to......and a few I don't. :-)No wait, I'd like to meet anyone who knows what true rock n' roll is... and knows it is something to hold close and protect and celebrate...

Music:

SuperJuice, BUTCH WALKER, Marvelous 3, Robin Black, REDD KROSS, Todd Kerns, Morning Maker, THE CARS, G n' R, R.E.M., The Replacements, Scratching Post, ELVIS COSTELLO, The Beatles, Bad Religion, Bowie, Bolan (T-Rex), INXS, Billy Idol, Sandbox, Headstones, THE KILLERS, Billy Talent, Our Lady Peace, SEX PISTOLS, Steve Earle, The Harlots, LIT, Rancid, SOMETHING CORPORATE, Nirvana, The Cure, Aqua (yes, Aqua, deal with it), Stroke 9, Gwen Stefani (on mute), OASIS, U2, Parlor Trixx (RIP), Jacks Mannequin, Templar, HIM (but NOT in that wanna be a depressed goth jerkoff way), New York Dolls, ZUCKERBABY, Soul Asylum, The Black Halos, PLACEBO, Skid Row, The Stones, Faster Pussycat... blah blah freakin blah...On the topic of 'music'... someone kill Hedley, if Chad Kroeger gets caught in the crossfire, all the better, Thanx.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Almost Famous, Empire Records, Showgirls, Miracle on 34th Street (the original), Breakfast Club, anything with the name 'Kevin Smith' on it, Natural Born Killers, THE WEDDING SINGER, Singles, BASEketball, Orgasmo, blah blah freakin blah

Television:

*Insert lame cliche 'I don't really watch TV' comment here. Seriously, you're not fooling anyone and prob'ly have every episode of 'Family Matters' and 'Who's the Boss?' on VHS. So... Family Guy, Simpsons, Trailer Park Boys, The Daily Show, and the greatest TV show of all time, Rescue Me.

Books:

On the Road - Jack Kerouac, Junky - William S. Burroughs, most of the beat generation stuff, Rotten: No Blacks, No Irish, No Dogs - John Lydon, 13th Generation - Bill Strauss, etc.

Heroes:

Me. Dad. Grandpa. My chosen big brother Kevin (aka 'Big Daddy') A bunch of guys that do, or have, worn green and white. *also see 'music'

My Blog

The Concept Of A New Band!

*copied and pasted from Kentallicas site*So Chris and I were sitting around today, only on beer number 2 and gots the thinking that a good idea for shits and giggles would be to start a band. A band t...
Posted by Chr!s Real on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:35:00 PST