My name is Stewart Joss Sparke. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. Now, believe me, this is the only situation that I would ever ask you to do this.
John Candy - The Funniest Man who ever lived and my hero!
You have entered the page of one of the greatest (future) film directors of our time. Creator of such (future) greats as "This is not Jurassic Park were just on the wrong island" and "The Godfather Part 4: Now things are really really personal".
Seriously now, one day I hope to get into the Film or Television industry and work behind the camera to bring great movies and shows back to the screen. One day I tells ya, my name will be up in lights on Broadway/Hollywood/West End/Your local Blockbuster.....yes two of those are technically theater but who knows, maybe one day I will turn into a Broadway producer of big shows like "Moulin Scrooge" and "Joseph and the slightly faded because of prolonged washing Technicolor Dreamcoat"!
A ship will bring you work; a gun will help you keep it. A captain's goal is simple: find crew, find a job... keep flying.
I was born in the town of Beverley and grew up in the small country village of Cherry Burton where I attended the wonderfully strict C.E Primary school. It was here that I gained nothing from the experience of school and I came out of it wondering what the hell just happened. I then went onto Longcroft School and Performing Arts College, one of the most unusual places in the country filled with the most bizzare teachers and students you could ever imagine. Once again, I spent several years wondering if I was stuck in some bad reality television show. Some of the teachers seemed like they were straight out of some poor cartoon series. Finally I escaped the clutches of the evil croft to Hull College in well...Hull. It was here that I began my quest to become the greatest film maker in history, taking a National Diploma in Media Moving Image. After two years of College it is off to York St. John's University where I will continue my quest, taking a Degree in Film and Television Production. First York...then...the World!
You scored as Hoban 'Wash' Washburne. The Pilot. You are a leaf on the wind, see how you soar. You have a good job, and a stunning wife who loves you (and can kill people). Life is good, which is why you can't help smiling. Now if you can just get people to actually listen to your opinion things would be perfect.
Hoban Washburne
100%
Inara Serra
88%
The Operative
81%
Zoe Alleyne Washburne
63%
Simon Tam
63%
Kaylee (Kaywinnet Lee) Frye
63%
Jayne Cobb
63%
River Tam
50%
Capt. Mal Reynolds
50%
Shepherd Derrial Book
50%
Which Serenity character are you?
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You scored as J.D.. You're J.D.! You can be goofy at times which people love, yet sometimes it gets you into trouble. Your love life also gets into trouble because of this.
J.D.
90%
Turk
65%
Elliot
50%
Dr. Perry Cox
35%
Janitor
35%
Dr. Bob Kelso
30%
Carla
10%
Which Scrubs Character are you??
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You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.
James Bond, Agent 007
88%
Lara Croft
75%
Batman, the Dark Knight
75%
The Amazing Spider-Man
71%
Captain Jack Sparrow
67%
Neo, the "One"
67%
Indiana Jones
63%
Maximus
58%
The Terminator
58%
El Zorro
50%
William Wallace
46%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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