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Shiny Sparke

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About Me


My name is Stewart Joss Sparke. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. Now, believe me, this is the only situation that I would ever ask you to do this.
John Candy - The Funniest Man who ever lived and my hero!
You have entered the page of one of the greatest (future) film directors of our time. Creator of such (future) greats as "This is not Jurassic Park were just on the wrong island" and "The Godfather Part 4: Now things are really really personal".
Seriously now, one day I hope to get into the Film or Television industry and work behind the camera to bring great movies and shows back to the screen. One day I tells ya, my name will be up in lights on Broadway/Hollywood/West End/Your local Blockbuster.....yes two of those are technically theater but who knows, maybe one day I will turn into a Broadway producer of big shows like "Moulin Scrooge" and "Joseph and the slightly faded because of prolonged washing Technicolor Dreamcoat"!
A ship will bring you work; a gun will help you keep it. A captain's goal is simple: find crew, find a job... keep flying.
I was born in the town of Beverley and grew up in the small country village of Cherry Burton where I attended the wonderfully strict C.E Primary school. It was here that I gained nothing from the experience of school and I came out of it wondering what the hell just happened. I then went onto Longcroft School and Performing Arts College, one of the most unusual places in the country filled with the most bizzare teachers and students you could ever imagine. Once again, I spent several years wondering if I was stuck in some bad reality television show. Some of the teachers seemed like they were straight out of some poor cartoon series. Finally I escaped the clutches of the evil croft to Hull College in well...Hull. It was here that I began my quest to become the greatest film maker in history, taking a National Diploma in Media Moving Image. After two years of College it is off to York St. John's University where I will continue my quest, taking a Degree in Film and Television Production. First York...then...the World!
You scored as Hoban 'Wash' Washburne. The Pilot. You are a leaf on the wind, see how you soar. You have a good job, and a stunning wife who loves you (and can kill people). Life is good, which is why you can't help smiling. Now if you can just get people to actually listen to your opinion things would be perfect.

Hoban Washburne


100%

Inara Serra


88%

The Operative


81%

Zoe Alleyne Washburne


63%

Simon Tam


63%

Kaylee (Kaywinnet Lee) Frye


63%

Jayne Cobb


63%

River Tam


50%

Capt. Mal Reynolds


50%

Shepherd Derrial Book


50%
Which Serenity character are you?
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You scored as J.D.. You're J.D.! You can be goofy at times which people love, yet sometimes it gets you into trouble. Your love life also gets into trouble because of this.

J.D.


90%

Turk


65%

Elliot


50%

Dr. Perry Cox


35%

Janitor


35%

Dr. Bob Kelso


30%

Carla


10%
Which Scrubs Character are you??
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You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007


88%

Lara Croft


75%

Batman, the Dark Knight


75%

The Amazing Spider-Man


71%

Captain Jack Sparrow


67%

Neo, the "One"


67%

Indiana Jones


63%

Maximus


58%

The Terminator


58%

El Zorro


50%

William Wallace


46%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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My Interests

Film Making
Going out
Listening to Music
Playing Games
Chilling with friends
Laughing
Eating
Watching Films
Going to the Gym

I'd like to meet:


John Candy (R.I.P), Gary Oldman, Quentin Tarrantino, Scarlett Johanson, Kate Beckinsale, Joss Whedon, Zach Braff

Visit these sites

Music:

Classic Rock Music (Queen, Gun's n' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Journey "She's just a small town girl. Living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train going anywhere...")

Also, Joshua Radin, Cary Brothers, Remy Zero, Colin Hay. And songs from musicals that are 'singalongable'.

Movies:

Uncle Buck (and any films with John Candy in)
The Mummy
Musicals
Star Wars
Austin Powers
The Godfather
Dodgeball, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers
Kill Bill
Jurassic Park
Lord of the Rings
Serenity

Television:


Alias
Heroes
Stargate SG1
Stargate Atlantis
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Angel
Lost
The 4400
24 (Twenty Four)
Battlestar Galactica
Life On Mars
Hustle
Family Guy
American Dad
Scrubs - The funniest show on television

Books:

I loved The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and especially the Hobbit. Also Treasure Island is one of my all time favorite books I have read since I was young.

Heroes:

Favorite Actors:
Zach Braff (Scrubs, Garden State)
John Candy
Al Pacino (Michael Corleone himself!)
Will Farell
Ben Stiller
Vince Vhaun
Owen Wilson
Steve Carell
Jack Black
Richard Roxbourgh
Gary Oldman
Alan Rickman
Favourite Actress'
Scarlett Johanson (The Island, Ghost World)
Jessica Biel (Blade Trinity, Stealth)
Kate Beckinsale (Underworld, Van Helsing).
My Xbox 360 Gamercard!
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Basics:
Name: Stewart Joss Sparke
Date of Birth: 16/02/1989
Birthplace: Beverley
Current Location: Cherry Burton
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'2
Heritage: British/Scottish
Piercings: None
Tattoos: None
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Joshua Radin
Song: Closer
Movie: The Mummy
Disney Movie: Pirates of the Carribian
TV show: Scrubs
Color: Blue
Food: Steak
Pizza topping: Seafood (yes seafood)
Ice-Cream Flavor: Chocolate Fudge
Drink (alcoholic): Vodka (cures radiation poisoning
Soda: Diet Coke
Store: Anywhere that sells food
Season: Winter
Month: Febuary
Holiday/Festival: Christmas
Flower: Rose
Make-Up Item:
Board game: Uno!
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: Person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: Go to Gym more
Most missed memory: I cant remember
Best physical feature: I look like Tom Cruise!
First thought waking up: Where am I?
Hypothetical personality disorder: I act like Tom Cruise
Preferred type of plastic surgery: None
Sesame street alter ego: Burt
Fairytale alter ego: Captain Hook
Most stupid remark: What?
Worst crime: I havent comitted it yet
Greatest ambition: To become a big Film Producer
Greatest fear: To become a Fat Film Producer
Darkest secret: Im Spiderman
Favorite subject: Truth, Beauty, Freedom, Love
Strangest received gift: A Broken Clock
Worst habit: I fall in love and I fall hard
Do You:
Smoke: Never
Drink: Only socially
Curse: Not alot
Shower daily: Definetly!
Like thunderstorms: They are cool
Dance in the rain: Very Fun
Sing: Love to
Play an instrument: Tried the guitar
Get along with your parents:
Wish on stars: I make wishes come true
Believe in fate: Yep
Believe in love at first sight: It can happen
Can You:
Drive: Yes
Sew: Nope
Cook: Kinda
Speak another language: Nope
Dance: Yes
Sing: Hell Yes
Touch your nose with your tongue: Nope
Whistle: Yes
Curl your tongue: Yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Nope
Been Stoned/High: Nope
Eaten Sushi: Yep
Been in Love: Yep
Skipped school: Yep
Made prank calls: Yep
Sent someone a love letter: Yep
Stolen something: Nope
Cried yourself to sleep: Nope
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? Whenever I get tired
Name three things you can't live without: Laptop, Steak, Love!
What is the color of your room? Blue
Do you have any siblings? Sister
Do you have any pets? 3 Dogs
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Nope
What is you middle name? Joss
What are you nicknames? Sparkey, Joss
Are you for or against gay marriage?
What are your thoughts ..ion?
Do you have a crush on anyone? Always
Are you afraid of the dark? Nope
How do you want to die? Happy
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yep
What is the last law you?ve broken?
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Black/Brown
Eye color: Blue
Height 5'9
Weight Not more than me
Most important physical feature: Its whats inside that counts
Biggest turn-off No Sense of Humour

My Blog

I win again Mr Bond! DDD on ND!

Got my Media National Diploma Results and i got DDD (Distinction/Distinction/Distinction) which is a good thing because now I can get into University and begin to kick ass there too! Overall with oth...
Posted by Shiny Sparke on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:16:00 PST

Finished College!

Yey I have finally finished my second year of College. I get my results on Thursday and get to do whatever I want over the Summer Hollidays. Hopefully I have done well and will have enough grades to g...
Posted by Shiny Sparke on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:49:00 PST

Never Seen The Godfather?

I am shocked and appalled. The other day I was speaking with some fellow Film Studies students and I discovered one of the strangest things, only one out of fifteen of them had ever seen the Godfather...
Posted by Shiny Sparke on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:08:00 PST

Ticket to the Grindhouse June 2007

Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez pay homage to exploitation B-movie thrillers by creating a film that combines two f...
Posted by Shiny Sparke on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:01:00 PST