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About Me

Myspace LayoutsHi, where you from? Well my name is Dan and i am 19. I am 6ft tall and i have an I.Q. of 34 which people might call clinically retarded :)
JUST SO YOU KNOW, I HAVE A STRAAANGE SENSOR OF HUMOUR, I AM ONE OF THE MOST RANDOM PEOPLE YOULL MEET :) IF ITS THE FIRST TIME I TALK TO YOU, DO NOT THREAT, I TALK EVERYONE LIKE I HAVE KNOWN THEM FOR AGES, BECAUSE IM NICE, AND THEN I CAN PICK OUT ALL THE CUNTS TO THE EVEN BIGGER CUNTS :)
IF YOU SMOKE WEED, MESSEGE ME STRAIGHT AWAY, CAUSE I ALREADY LOVE YOU! LOL
i smoke too much of this heavenly substance :)
nah but seriously, i am pretty cool, i love talking to new people, and anyone can talk to me about anything and i will always listen. i give my advise to everyone, but i speak my mind and i can destroy you in an arguement, so if you dont like that then you can SUCK OFF! :)
other than that i am genuine as fuck and i love life and every single one of my friends :)

My Interests

Skateboarding, hairdressing, teaching snowboarding, playing drums, sky diving, being with mates and getting fucking cained with billy mills!

I'd like to meet:

I dont care... nice, beautiful and halarious people :)

im going here in february! Amsterdam!!!!! i cant fucking wait!!!

Her name is natalie and she is my bum buddy lmfao :) x

Music:

ENTER SHIKARI!!! THE WHO!!! KINGS OF LEON!!! THE FRATELLIS!!! angel and airwaves, lost prophets, Engel Bengel!, Arctic Monkeys, Boy kills Boy, System of a Down, Blink 182, Lamb of God, Navarna, AC/DC, Metallica, Green Day, Oasis, Eminem, The Verve, Killing Joke, Bob Marley, Dead Kennedys, Death in Vegas, Dillinger Escape Plan, The July Pattern, Faithless, Gorillaz, The Hives, Red Hot ChilliPeppers, Machine Head, The Prodigy, The Strokes, Sum 41, Run-DMC, The X-Ecutioners, yellowcard, Million Dead, Box Car Racer, Fall Out boy, Silverstein, Avenged Sevenfold, Panic! At the Disco, Alkaline trio, Foo Fighters, Hawthorne Heights, Thrice, Funeral for Friend, InMe, Reuben, Papa Roach, crazyfists, Story of the Year, the Disturbed!

Movies:

ermm...i like everything to be honest :)

not so hot with horror, i get scared lmfao

i love chilling with friends and watching anchorman and napolean dignamite :)

Television:

I like Simpsons, Monkey Trousers, Big Brother is quite cool i guess, Music Channels, Extreme Channel, i love 24 it is so good! and many more, just once again, i will add on it later lol

Books:

i dont know many authors, but who eva writes "Document Snowboard and Skateboard" then they are pretty cool!

Heroes:

My dad stoko, Travis Barker, Billy fucking mills and wallace and gromit