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Rich

Blue Man Group

About Me

Hi, My names Rich, I go Havering Sixth form college studying Music, Music Technology and Maths. Ive been playing drums for 11 years and love it. Im in a great band called The Onec5ones. Check us out!

My Interests

Music,
Skating,
Friends,
Family...

I'd like to meet:


Will Ferrell, Norman Wisdom, Michael Jackson (just for a chat), Ricky Gervais,

Music:

AS Music Jonathan Venner Quotes!
"Wee dram"
"Don't tell the wife, well....she already knows"
"The mother inlaw is staying over, guess ive got to keep the underpants clean"
"Bing bang Bosh...LALALA"
"I don't know what to doooooo"
"Add a little bit of water to whiskey and it EXPLODES the flavour"
"JV-Congratualations, Rich- REALLY!!, JV- Lowest in the class"
"Damn Performing Arts"
"If you don't want to focus and learn then go do Sociology or Performing Arts"
"20"
"(Walks into a music tech exam) Is there any music tech students here?"
"If your going to act that way your never going to make it as a musician, SERIOUSLY"
"The jokes wearing thin now, its a pain in the neck"
"(Plays keyboard, animal noises come out) Can you stop messing around with my piano sounds, its so annoying"
"WHISKEY"
"I like mars bars"
"USE YOUR SHEETS"
"Wheres my ID card?!??! (ten minutes later) Oh wait, its in my pocket"
"Shut up 2 Davids"
"(After reading out Davids work for 10 mins saying how bad it is) Dave- can you not use mine as an example please. JV- Well its not actually yours"
"Don't ever call me John, Its either Jonathan or JV"
"Be your little Beethoven"
"(Throws Piece of Paper in Bin) Whole class- WHEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!, (JV Takes a bow)"
"ITs Terrible"
"I havent had my Salad!"
"Jazz, oopss, i nearly swore"
"Strato, actually i just made that up"
"Cause for concern for anyone not writing notes"
"what I am is a little catalyst!"
"If you want to go into teaching...Dont"
"Its a great university, mainly because i went there"
"Dave- Jaz, JV-WHOA..WHOAA!!...WHOAAA!!!"
"I Like to listen to classic Fm when i have my electric shave in the morning"
"Your not meant to drink it with a meal, but me and my church mates do"
"Ten minute rule...it means...erm...I don't know what it means but still Ten minute rule is important" "Instrument...al" "james eaton..STOP THAT BOY!!"
"Chris hatton" "Wesley?...Luke?...Tom...?...Richard?..Yes Tom" "Im always finding new ways not to teach" "Im not a great composer, then again im not a great teacher" "Rock musicians are terrible, they just blabble on and don't know how to finish, thats how they end up smashing up their gear" "(looks into bin for sheets)" "Dont let that manic Iain start playing drums" "The devils Chord" "(matt drinking in studio) OIT! OIT! NO DRINKS" "Its Coooooooool Jazz" "Yes its very...What was i saying again, oh well, it does'nt matter" "Brief, B.R.I.E.F" "I Wrote the first 4 bars in 1992, then added the second crotchet 3 years later" "JV - we can go Ronnie Scotts for a trip Alex - Or just go soho JV - Haha, ye...well, Ronnie Scotts is in Soho" "We've got singers who can sing, dancers who can dance, actors who...cant...NO NO, thats naughty *puts papers down and slaps his own hand*" "Your presentation is generally good compared to...well, Davids"
"Wasp Whiskey"
"We're going to watch a video on friday with a very attractive young lady playng the vioin" "David Bell - Go on, play just one to five" "JV - Whats the point, just whats the point!"
"Steve - Is she fat?" "JV - Hahaha, steven, dont be rude, i thought we were passed that" "Everybody, james has written a book...SAVE THE TREES! HAHAHHAHA"
"Bach had 20 kids with 2 wifes. A lot of people actually dont know that Bach actually went blind later in his life, towards the end of his music career.......they say from too much sex!"
"I would'nt go round showing you a grade E piece now would I..I DONT GET E GRADES"
"No, NO, NO the Ic - V - I's"

A2 Qoutes

"Who, wrote this, bit embarrissing really it says...'DO ME!'"
"David, what are you doing here?!"
"Yes, its going to be lots of fun, dancing music...and cheeseburgers"
"Tom *stares at him for ages* erm...yeah"
"That whiskey really made my holiday" "What we're going to do is write 2 things on a peice of paper which your worst at then your going to screw that paper up and stamp on it!! it should get rip of them...hopefully"
"MAJ-ician" "Well, theres some people on EMA who live in Emerson park, and we all know you cant a house there under...a million pound!"
"Iain, if your not going to bring your work to the lesson, then please go do Maths or English, please, please, please"
"lower 6th 'er...John?' JV 'tut...tut...tut'"
"Well done for getting that wrong excellent"
"Ive just had a slight accident with a microwave and now have my cup of tea is all over my shirt" "The best thing i ever did was become a teacher, except going uni, havin children and a wife, so yer i guess it wasnt the best thing"
"Tom, i miss you, why dont you come back and david goes does maths or something, he upsets me"
"Well, i wanna get the class down to 13, i had 15. Got rid of one already to make 14, now i just need to get rid of, well...you know who"
"GO AWAY, dont talk to me and be on your phone at the same time, you RUDE GIRL!"
"JV - 'and the dominant is?' Iain - 'er...F#?' JV - 'YES..WHOOOO!!'"
"When a student of mine came back to help me teach the young ones harmony i used to stand up on a chair and shout out "to be or not 2b'"
"Iain, come over..actually do i need you?? er..no, go away then, go work hahahahaha (big laugh)...seriously"
"Jus play drums richard, jus anything' (richard hits the snare drum once) '(MASSIVE SMILE)'"
"I was hoping by now i would have got rid of a lot more of you by now, ahh well still got a few more days to try"
"Today were going to do pratical, (gets to end of lesson) mmm i did say we were going to do pratical o well theory is FUN FUN FUN"
"Lets go from the bar before 43...42 i guess"
"Lyndsey, do you mind coming a little early on friday, your always late"... Lyndsey - "WHAT! Jonathan, im always here" JV - "Yes, i no, its Dave Bell"
"I always ate these as a kid...They were my favorite, but im not a kid anymore"
Avalon - "JV, i done what you said and it came out crap!" JV - "Oh :( (sticks bottom lip out and hangs head)"

Movies:

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly,
Shawshank Redemption,
Anchorman, Walk the Line, Pulp Fiction

Television:

HEROES, Dragonball Z, Saturday Night Live, Samurai Jack,
My Black Son...

Books:

Bible (Old Testiment), I Am Jackie Chan,
Lord Of The Rings, Hungry Catapillar...

Heroes:

Matthew Adam, Daniel Delgaty, Gregory Martin, Jamie Reader, Thomas Richards,
Reece Waite...