As you can see, my page is lacking something: COLOR. This is on purpose; the reason is three-fold.
First off, you don't give a shit which Ninja Turtle I most resemble or which crayon I am like, and to be perfectly honest, neither do I. I don't want to bog down my page with spinning pictures of glittery fairies, strippers, sports cars, sports stars, pop culture photos, or seasonal greetings. Don't get me wrong kids, I enjoy a strobe light enduced seizure as much as the next guy, but there is a time and place for everything; my page is not it.
Secondly, as I'm sure you've noticed, my "Friends" and their comments are the only COLOR I have on here. Friends are very important to me (real friends now, not just "MySpace acquaintances") and I want them to stand out. Everyone on my "Top Friends" has contributed to my life in some way, and for that I THANK YOU!
Third...well, there is no third reason...three-fold just sounded a hell of a lot cooler than two-fold.
Please don't take the black and white color scheme the wrong way though. I am not a depressed kind of guy. Shit, if you know me at all then you know I have fun in everything I do!! I just wanted to do this differently than everyone else.
DISCLAIMER: I cannot stand, nor do I have the patience for, egotistical pretentious people with an exaggerated sense of self worth. If you don't like this statement then don't add me as a friend. If I deleted you, this is probably why.
FUN FACTS...and not so fun facts...about your "friend" Jon.
1. Jon is an extrovert.
2. Jon thinks he is funny.
3. Jon likes Captain Morgan a lot. Probably more than he should.
4. Jon does not always refer to Jon in the third person.
5. Jon is not interested, nor is he impressed, with material things.
6. Jon has a fear of personal stagnation and a loathing for ignorance.
7. Jon sails daily on the S.S.C.
8. Jon is not "politically correct."
9. Jon is a vegetarian.
