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Huge Cannoli

Drunks have fun on cruise, story at 11.

About Me

Im a sick, twisted, sexually deviant with a sweet side. Aww. I am fairly athletic but I party enough to balance it all out. I enjoy body boarding and beach bocci ball by my place in Newport. I am a skier and I wakeboard whenever I get a chance. I enjoy cooking, but hate cleaning. I am well traveled, but I am always up for new adventures. I live to be free and hate being tied down. I like to have fun and so does everyone else when im around. I drink, I dance, I party, therefore I am. Try not to tempt me with a good time.

My Interests

CAusIng TrouBle-preferably naked, usually wasted and always with smile.

I'd like to meet:

Strippers, hookers, street walkers, women of the night, nymphos, sluts, whores, tramps, basterd childern of the affor mentioned and midgets.

Music:

Anything but country!!!!! NIN to NWA. I like to shake da booty.

Movies:

I love movies. All kinds of movies. With and without boobies. Midgets or no midgets.

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons,House, Sopranos and your mom.

Books:

book em dano!

Heroes:

Capacola, Genoa salami, proschuto, provolone, a little oil and balsamic vinegar, some pepperonchinies, a little Il Primo giardiniera hot mix, some tomato slices, roasted red peppers, a sprinkle of Parmesan and crushed red peppers. Now thats a hero!

My Blog

BLOGGG!!!

BLOGGG!!!! There, i posted a BLOG. Now Blog off!
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