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s c o t t

i would love to crawl inside you like a taun taun carcass

About Me

get out of the way you scum, make way for a real human being.

My Interests

scholarly debate, bustin heads, making portraits of mohammed, tight pants, music, rock climbing, darkness, shaking my fist at the sky, jiu jitsu/gung fu/krav maga/MMA, logic, dance parties, desert caches, backpacking, bass offs, lounging, beards, two wheelin', herbs in their many forms, arrogance, shredding, cooking, the force, fine teas, sleeping, apathy, whatever

I'd like to meet:

a worthy adversary.anyone capable of forging a magical ring which summons richard dawkins for use when im too disgusted for words. anybody?

Music:

os mutantes, the hi numbers/who, the small faces, the kinks, t. rex, donovan, morrissey, the beatles, the clash, the zombies, bowie, suede, the stone roses, kraftwerk, circulatory system, dragonforce, the rolling stones, the flaming lips, the velvet underground/lou reed, iggy pop, the shins, neutral milk hotel... and on and on. basically anything creamy enough to make colors shoot out of the walls and melt my face.

Movies:

wes andersons, tarantinos, the good the bad and the ugly, the sword of doom, yojimbo, help!, head, duel to the death, hot fuzz, izo, american psycho, the empire strikes back, bladerunner, akira, battle royale, samurai spy, the kids are alright,

Television:

arrested development, curb your enthusiasm, samurai jack, sealab 2021, upright citizens brigade, the venture bros, kids in the hall, doctor who

Books:

hunter thompson, vonnegut, bukowski, douglas adams, tom wolfe, irvine welsh, tropic of cancer, tolkien, richard dawkins, sam harris, stephen jay gould, niles eldridge, stephen pinker, george c. williams, darwin, noel boaz, robert bakker... basically any good evolutionary biology text.

Heroes:

RICHARD DAWKINS, john entwistle, tractor man, jason doege, miyamoto musashi, han solo, toshiro mifune, hunter thompson, jorge cervantes, spartans.