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About Me

I am happily married in an open, secure marriage, and I'm actually 40, not 35 (there's a good reason why I went back in time, just ask if you like). I've lived overseas (Mexico, Colombia and the Netherlands... no, I'm not a mule LOL) as well as a few places in the US. Love to make people laugh, usually at my own expense. Imagine the refinement of a Queen Elizabeth combined with the eccentric horror show that is Courtney Love if you can - scary I know - but that's moi I'm afraid."Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty, well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, chocolate in one hand, a glass of wine in the other- thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming "WOO HOO! What a RIDE!!!" - brilliant but unknown author
You Belong in Amsterdam
A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam.
Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city). What European City Do You Belong In?
Your Inner European is Dutch!
Open minded and tolerant.
You're up for just about anything. Who's Your Inner European?
You are a Lavender Rose
You represent love at first sight and enchantment.
Your vibe: intense and intriguing
Falling in love with you is: deep and meaningful What Color Rose Are You?
You Are a Bad Girl
You are 30% Good and 70% Bad
You're a total bad girl, from your wild hair to tattooed toes.
But you're too badass to even care if you're labeled "bad"! Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?
You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Men See You As Choosy
Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait How Do Men See You? What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Brigitte Bardot!
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My Interests

Maps, conspiracy theories, trees with pink blooms, proper spelling, the Netherlands, good coffee, tornadoes, Mexican food, tickle time, friends, international travel, languages, ladies who are bi even though i'm not (what's up with that?!?), and smokin' intellectual boys. Ik spreek nederlands, je parle francais, hablo espanol, whatever.
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I'd like to meet:

Friendly, worldly, thinking people from all over.

Music:

In no particular order: Green Day, Hole, Echo & The Bunnymen, The Smiths, NIN, The Cure, Pumpkins, Crystal Method, Prince, The Ramones, The Clash, Poets on Prozac, Foo Fighters, The Strokes, Nirvana, etc etc can't think of every band right now

Movies:

I highly prefer independent films to the Hollywood formulas, but I can't think of anything specific right now. Again, with young ones around, there's little time for a good flick.

Television:

Amazing Race, The Young Ones, Sopornos (sic), Sex and the City, Big Brother, Ab Fab, National Geographic, The Weather Channel (occupational hazard)

Heroes:

My entire family, all my friends in the lifestyle, Michael, and the Dutch Resistance

My Blog

What's not to like? FAQ Part II

I was told I sounded pretty mean and hateful towards men in my recent FAQ blog. Many of you laughed anyway, and I appreciate the opportunity to entertain you with my words. I really do.&nb...
Posted by Slynx on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST

An FAQ for YOU!

Okay so I'm chatting on IM last night with a new myspace friend, and I'd thought I'd made it pretty clear that I wasn't into relating any sex chat type stuff but I was ostensibly not clear enough.&nbs...
Posted by Slynx on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:33:00 PST

A love affair with Ursus maritimus

On the ice-cold surface, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus) appears cute and cuddly. However, polar bears have been known to be, well, vicious upon occasion: All North American bears can be dangero...
Posted by Slynx on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:35:00 PST

Says who?!

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence..http://images.blogthings.com/whatkindofintelli gencedoyouhavequiz/linguistic.jpg" height="100" width="100">You are excellent with words and langua...
Posted by Slynx on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:34:00 PST

beautiful silence

Hi friends and everyone else, Many of you have written me lately but I'm just gonna sit back for a bit and chill. Recent events in my personal and home life have conspired to drag me down a...
Posted by Slynx on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:23:00 PST

Don't laugh but..

... I feel, having just gotten blown off by a very optimistic, cheerful, happy-go-lucky person, the right to post a cynical, spiteful, spew-filled negative blog... yeah I know, I know, but no jok...
Posted by Slynx on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST

that green-eyed monsta yo

Hey everyone, Wow, I have a whopping *two* count 'em *two* readers now! Woo hoo! And welcome! I've been wanting to post a blog about jealousy in and out of the swinging lifesty...
Posted by Slynx on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:22:00 PST

A repost of my hubby's I stole...

Can you handle this?...
Posted by Slynx on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:49:00 PST

As I reach for my Extra Strength Midol...

...I can't help but wonder if MEN had the misfortune of intermittent, painful visits from Aunt Flo, would not EVERYBODY be entitled to five free days off of work per month, no questions...
Posted by Slynx on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:28:00 PST

A swinger girlie's wish list

I don't think it would come to any of my readers' surprises that I am a swinger - all three of you have figured it out by now ;-). I wanted to share with everyone this female swinger's wish list...
Posted by Slynx on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:40:00 PST