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mike

I have to return some videotapes

About Me


There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to make a important decision. Sometimes, that decision is McDonald's or Taco Bell (in which you loose either way). Other times, it's in which way is the best to dismember the undead. And still other times, in figuring out the best time on updating this profile.
A bit about Michael would be, he does not have any deformities I.E. Flippers, webbed feet, 6 thumbs on a hand... he is domesticated, great around children, shots are up-to-date,energetic but not overly so, spontaneous,playful and fun loving, knows tricks, doesn't smell funny, well trained and groomed,and house broken..
Can's : number of tricks, waltz, foosball, catch a cold
Cant's that I am working on: juggle, swim, play any instruments besides a kazoo, eat soup with a fork.
Likes: anyone who loves and appreciates clap beats, Staedtler pens, lasers, jet packs, people watching, fake mustaches, catchy tunes, matches (total pyro for life), fortune cookies, 88.1, cheez-its, otter*pops, waffles, robots,duck ponds, furry non smelly animals, hub caps, coins, comic books, posters, and rubber ducks, new cool shoes,jackets,glasses
Dislikes: people who do not rinse their dish after they have ate, the coldness that comes with winter, carpet mats that flip over when they do not want to stay flat, burning incense, animals that shed excessively, grinding teeth, dirty ears, bad roommates, ipods, when I do not lable a cd I made, spiders, pigs, chickens, geese, manta rays (Steve Irwin), student loan debt, big foot, and floral foam bricks,smelly sponges, smelly dogs, lawn gnomes
Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time- AHX

Who You Are.

You are, Michael
you are daring but you play safe, you are like James Bond but not really anything like him, you play golf, but really you don't, you are a normal person by day, but fight crime as a ninja and go bowling at night. keys to your heart box are the pink Otter*Pops, Cheeze-its, and Waffles toped with Strawberries, you are all that is man! you are........ michael

My Interests

soccer, music, coins, older comic books, Jetpacks, lasers, robots (more so the conceptual designed ones), metal ring washers<...................My band that No one knows of but we've gone Triple Uranium with our self titaled CD The Dust Bunny Posers

Mike

is a Giant Ant that was Created by a Radioactive Accident, has a Massively Swollen Skull, is Undead, and fears the Military.

Strength: 6 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 12

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Music:

1200 Techniques, Aesop Rock, The Arcade Fire, The Beatles, Billy Joel,Billy Talent, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Brendan Benson, Beastie Boys, Cake, Camille Davila, Chevelle, Custom, Daft Punk, Eisley, Elefant, Eve 6, Ferry Corsten, Fischerspooner, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Freezepop, G Love, Gob, Her Space Holiday, Incubus, Interpol, Jack Johnson++, Jem, Jet, Johnny Cash, Local H, Lodger, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Marcy Playground, The Mars Volta, Modest Mouse, MSI,Muse, Ok Go, Pretenders, Queen, Relient K, Rise Against, Royksopp, Sondre Lerche, Semisonic, Stereo Total, Sum 41, The Cars, The Cardigans, The Cranberries, The Faint, Radiohead,Pony Up! Voxtrot

Movies:


Memento,
Waking Life,
Love Actually,
Original Sin,
A Lot Like Love,
Garden State,
The Frighteners,
Brick,
Super Troopers,
Thank You For Smoking,
Big Trouble Little China,
Crash,
Romeo And Juliet,
Empire Records,
Breakfast Club,
Walk The Line,
Michele Gondry films,
Army of Darkness
Amélie,
Dummy,

Television:


CSI,
Alias,Lost,BSG,
ATHF,
Futurama,
Robot Chicken,
Sealab 2021,
Venture Bros,
not air wolf,
Heroes

Books:

Real Ultimate Power The Official Ninja Book

The Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:

Jason Lee, Jack Johnson, Robert Downy Jr., Sean William Scott,Joan Cusack,Christopher Walken,Judd Nelson, NPH

My Blog

Happy Belated Halloween Picture Post

Patrick and GinaMicheleAmy no doubt telling the best story ever!!!Michele And Randi!!! Kerry side profileKerry action shotCristalina, Kerry, RandiKerry Reminds me of a animal in the zoo, with annoying...
Posted by mike on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:25:00 PST

yay for sketchy valley people

so today I was at work, then kept on forgeting to go to Home Depot for some materials that my company wanted, so finally some one reminded me like around 3pm, so I get in the box van and take off. so ...
Posted by mike on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:06:00 PST

POR QUE'!!!!1!!11!1!1

hahaha from this weekend at Pat's.    I may have had a beer or two, and Pat may or may not have put an american eagle bag on my head, and the possibilitys that I am doing the Sprinkler...
Posted by mike on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 01:25:00 PST

5-5-4-5-7-7-5-3-2-1-3

so to prove again how much time I have in the mornings, I turned on the tones to the keys on my cell phone, and with only objective to learn the tune to funky town. 5-5-4-5-7-7-5-3-2-1-3 or like ...
Posted by mike on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 11:33:00 PST

snow flake thing a scratch,, new life goal

pshhh since Sarah disaproves of my expidition of finding two snow flakes alike I now dedicate my life to learning the ways of the C-Walk http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2231300652071779...
Posted by mike on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 05:17:00 PST

ohhhh yeah

So my priorities have changed, I am now going to spend the rest of my life finding two snow flakes that are twins,, I know theres two the the same, no one has proved it yet, but Im going to and get a ...
Posted by mike on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:02:00 PST

ohhhh snap

MUHAHhaha    keepin this under wraps but HAHAhHHAhah  yessss
Posted by mike on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 12:20:00 PST

THE JAPANESE ARE COMEING

so a couple days ago I was exploreing in the mountains here in Dutch Harbor and going into all these bomb shelters,bunkers, look out towers,underground tunnels from WWII it was soo bad ass, I stood up...
Posted by mike on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 12:13:00 PST

w00t

:D sooo flipping happy, my Elefant CD came in. no one had it in town so I had to order it through Barns and Nobel. and though I already have like all their songs on my computer and been listening to t...
Posted by mike on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 01:57:00 PST