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No woman should ever fall in love unless they have taken Anatomy and has dissected at least one man.
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I understand that scissors can beat paper
and I get how rock can beat scissors
but there is no fucking way paper can beat rock
Paper is supposed to magically wrap itself around rock leaving it immobile
Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?? Screw scissors,
why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody,
a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors
I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper
I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say,
oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole.
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