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Yogi Bruce

Namaste ya'll

About Me

Retired USAF officer and now a Yoga Alliance registered yoga teacher (RYT). Funny, I'm a better teacher than a student. Started yoga late in life and as Waylon sang, "If I'd have know I was gonna live this long, I'd taken better care of myself." .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... msprm..

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My Interests

All things yogic

I'd like to meet:

Any and every yoga practitioner and fine art figure model. Each one adds so much to my practice.

I'm a Balanced Yogi!


A Balanced Yogi (We need guy avatars for cry'in out loud!)

You love your friends unconditionally and accept them for who they are no matter what their yoga style preference, religious beliefs, or spending habits. You focus on the good in people and would never try to change them. Almost everyone feels comfortable in your presence. You live your yoga. You are an inspiration to yoga students everywhere!


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Music:

The Beatles (then & now, Jordis Unga, CSNY, The Who, Waylon Jennings, Cat Stevens, Collective Soul, Bowie,Clannad, James Taylor, Christina's "Back to Basics" was amazing, the Wilson sisters (Heart), Sheryl Crow, Delbert McClinton, and darn near anything elseBR>

Movies:

Schindler's List; anything with Arnold or Willis.

Television:

Love the half hour comedies--30 minutes here and there of creative people making me laugh is a good thing. And, being a guy, I love the 3 Stooges.

Heroes:

My first teacher Carol, my teacher Julie (when I can catch her), my deepest teacher Charles, my inspirational teacher Rainbeau, my most simpatico, wise, sweetest teacher Kristi from NZ, and my favorite student Farah from Iraq--may she be able to teach yoga there someday soon.

My Blog

The Woman Who has 200 Orgasms every day

UK's Sarah Carmen, 24, is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything. She suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to th...
Posted by Yogi Bruce on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:05:00 PST

Great Joke!

A young nun was sent to New York City to begin her ministry. She found a small apartment and wanted to fix it up. She began painting one day but, in order to not get all splattered, removed her habit ...
Posted by Yogi Bruce on Tue, 27 May 2008 04:50:00 PST

The Road Not Taken

So very often in my life, I found Robert Frost's poems to be applicable to my life's situation. This one I've called to mind often: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,And sorry I could not travel bot...
Posted by Yogi Bruce on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:43:00 PST

2008

2008! As the New Year begins give yourself the gift of &Letting go - of last year, and all the years before, don't carry past 'stuff' into the new.Gratitude - be grateful for all you have in your l...
Posted by Yogi Bruce on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:26:00 PST

Wrapping up 2007

2007 was the best of times and the worst--my main occupation sucked nearly every bit of life from me leaving me at the sharp edge of depression. Thankfully countering that was the practice and teachin...
Posted by Yogi Bruce on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:31:00 PST

A great yoga gift

I don't want to embarrass the student who told me, but I do have to announce what a great gift he/she gave me me as a yoga teacher. The individual mentioned that due to his/her practice, he/she is abl...
Posted by Yogi Bruce on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 04:16:00 PST

How do you know if you’re a model?

On the ModelMayhem forum, a model asked, "How do you know when you're a model?" It didn't seem to hard for me to figure out. I knew I was a husband when I got married. Knew I was a father when my daug...
Posted by Yogi Bruce on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:06:00 PST

Thanksgiving Wackos

I received several emails and MySpace bulletins from people just all pissed off about Thanksgiving--how dare we celebrate it when 500 years ago the settlers treated the natives so terribly. OMG...how ...
Posted by Yogi Bruce on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:11:00 PST

Comments from My Yoga Class

The following comments came from some of the papers students wrote regarding their experience in yoga class--I think they're getting it! My thoughts of yoga have changed dramatically from thinking yog...
Posted by Yogi Bruce on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:42:00 PST

Nice Note

Following my modeling injury, got the following nice note from the artist: Dear Bruce,We were all very worried about your arm and I am happy to hear that it is a temporary injury. I have never before ...
Posted by Yogi Bruce on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:48:00 PST