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WOT UP, PEEPS? HERE'S YOUR BIG CHANCE TO MAKE A CHANGE IN YOUR PATHETIC SOCIAL LIFE BY BUYING SOME OF OUR AWESOME BOOKS, BOOKLETS, VIDEOS, CD'S, CD-ROM'S, DVD'S & CASSETTES(SORRY...NO 8-TRACKS, RETROMAN!)! YOU CAN FINALLY GO FROM BEING A BIG, FAT 'ZERO' TO BEING A BIGG, PHAT 'HERO'! YOU DIG? WORD UP! TIRED OF GETTING SAND KICKED IN UR FACE WHILE YOUR GURL RUNS OFF WITH THE VILLAIN? SICK OF BEING ALL ALONE NIGHT AFTER BORING NIGHT WISHIN' YOU HAD SOMEONE TO KICK IT WITH? HATE IT WHEN YOUR HOMIES SPANK THE PLANKS WITH SOME GROOVY HOMEGURLS THEN DO THE NASTY WITH THESE BANGIN', SEXY CHICKS WHILE YOU JUST SIT THERE DROOLIN' AND WISH THAT YOU WERE OFF THE CHAIN? GUESS WHAT...IT'S YOUR TIME, BABY! TIME TO GET WITH THE PROGRAM! HOW DO WE KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE SUCCESSFUL, POPULAR, HAPPY, DESIRED, CRAVED, AND ALL THAT GOOD SH*T? THAT'S EASY! WE DON'T JUST CLAIM IT...WE GUARANTEE THAT IF YOU BUY OUR PRODUCTS AND USE THEM AS DIRECTED, YOU WILL BE THE COOL PERSON YOU ALWAYS DREAMED OF, IN DEMAND WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX, HAVE MANY SATISFYING PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS, A BUNCH OF CONFIDENCE & FEEL LIKE YOU JUST INHERITED SOMEONE ELSE'S LIFE! BE THE FLY GUY OR THE HIP CHICK YOU ALWAYS DREAMED YOU COULD BE! SIMPLY PICK OUT ONE OF OUR GREAT PROGRAMS, ORDER & PAY FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT TO ARRIVE, THEN DO WHAT IT TELLS YOU TO TO THE LETTER...IF YOU DON'T 'USE IT' YOU DEFINITELY LOSE IT LIKE THE OLD SAYING GOES SO... WHY WAIT? WOULD YOU RATHER KEEP CRYING YOURSELF TO SLEEP WHILE ALL YOUR FRIENDS AROUND YOU ARE HAPPY? OR DO YOU NOT EVEN HAVE ANY FRIENDS TO WISH YOU COULD BE JUST LIKE? IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE MOST EXCITING LOVE AND SEX LIFE, AND GREAT SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS TO ENHANCE YOUR WORLD, OUR PROGRAMS WILL BE JUST RIGHT FOR YOU! SIMPLY PICK OUT ONE OR MORE OF OUR PRODUCTS, ORDER IT TODAY, AND YOU WILL BE WELL ON YOUR WAY TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER OF LOVE, SEX & POPULARITY! ORDER NOW AND WE'LL SEE Y-O-U AT THE TOP!CIAO, BABY! XXX 000 XXX

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WE ARE JUST OPENING OUR VIRTUAL DOORS TODAY AND WILL BE ADDING ON OUR PRODUCTS SHORTLY. THEY'RE WELL WORTH ANY WAIT AND WILL BE PRICED FOR ALL BUDGETS. WE THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR PATIENCE. ROCK ON

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SO YOU WEREN'T BORN LOOKING LIKE BRAD PITT OR ANGELINA JOLIE...MOST PEEPS AREN'T THAT GREAT LOOKING! THE COOL THING IS, ALL OF US HAVE THIS SPECIAL SOMETHING INSIDE WHICH MAKES US UNIQUE AND STAND OUT IN THE CROWD FROM OTHERS...CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS? WHEN GOD MADE EACH ONE OF US, HE DEFINITELY BROKE THE MOLD. THAT WAS SO THAT WE COULD ALL SHINE ON OUR OWN. THE SECRET TO BEING HAPPY, SUCCESSFUL, FULFILLED, HOW MUCH LOVE, PASSION & SEX THAT WE EXPERIENCE, IS ALL BASED ON OUR ABILITY TO TAP INTO THAT 'CHARISMA', 'CHARM', SPECIAL SOMETHING THAT WE HAVE INSIDE & NEED TO DEVELOP, NURTURE & BRING OUT FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE. ALL OF OUR PROGRAMS ARE GEARED TOWARDS GIVING YOU THE EXTRA EDGE OF KNOWING YOURSELF BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE & BEFORE YOU TRY TO GO THRU THE VERY LAST STEPS TO ACHIEVING YOUR PERSONAL GOALS & DREAMS. WE ALSO PROMISE TO TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX, IF YOU BUY THOSE PROGRAMS, & WE WILL SHARE ALOT OF INSIDE INFORMATION TO FIGURING OUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WRONG IN THE PAST IN APPROACHING MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, TRAPS THAT YOU KEEP FALLING INTO, ROADBLOCKS YOU YOURSELF HAVE SET UP & HOW TO MOVE OR AVOID THEM, &, FINALLY, HOW TO HAVE THEM MELTING IN YOUR ARMS. IF THIS SOUNDS GREAT, THEN LET'S KEEP GOING...