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Master Walter

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am all about great food, better friends, and greater adventures. But more importantly, I am all about the stories that come from those.
I hate describing myself to others, I'd rather each person form their own opinion without having any preconceived ideas put in their head. Although, the best way to learn about me, might be to ask my friends.
I seem to say "What you talking about?!?! I found it like that!!!!" quite a lot.
I get along better with the ladies than I get along with the boys.
I cook, I clean, I am totally self-governing.
I don't have any kids running around (to my knowledge).
I also don’t have a criminal record (charges were dropped).
I'm the funniest person I know.
When I grow up, I wanna be the The Dread Pirate Roberts.
I am a health freak when it's convenient.
I like playing around, being sarcastic, and teasing people.
I’m always certain but sometimes wrong.
I am not a jealous guy (unlike SO many men down here!)
I am half Japanese and Half German. Yes, I’ve been to both places.
I love being around people, they are my entertainment. I love listening to their stories and their bullshit. Although, I'm not sure which is more interesting.
Here are some random things I really enjoy:
- Blue-cheese and spinach pizza at Pizza Rustica, South Beach.
- Shopping at Walmart at 3am.
- A tall glass of cold milk.
- Telling ridiculously in-depth lies to total strangers.
- Anything Green.
- Finding cool places that no one else knows about.
- Not being left-handed.
- Avocado egg rolls from the Cheesecake Factory.
- Saying “What happen?” to anything that is said to me.
- Watching movies.
- Listening and telling stories (must be descriptive!).
- Not worrying about "hat hair".
- All things cheesy.
- When women wear high heels with a tight miniskirt.
- Fish (to look at and to eat).
- Wrapping myself in a nice warm blanket when in a cold room.
- When batteries are included.
- Buying a 4-pack of something and finding 5 inside.
Yeah that pretty much sums it up.
AIM = MiamiGuyToo

My Interests

Anything to do with humor, science (select topics in theoretical physics, nutrition, and psychology mostly), NLP, computers and computer languages, movies, reading (mostly non-fiction), shopping, cooking, the science of humor, making/designing my own videogames, stocking up on scud missiles, being in bed by 8 and home by 11.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn’t have to be on something to have fun and who can stand being “just friends” should I decide to do so.

Music:

Insane Clown Posse! :) In general, lots of rap. Though, I usually listen to y-100, 96, 99 jams. I generally define good music as that which either has a good beat and/or a good chorus.

Here are some unconventional rap videos that I think rock. For my favorite rap video of all time, look under my heros section. :-)

"Star Wars Gangsta Rap"

"Tea Partay"

"The Hitler Rap"

"Mom's Calling"

"Beer Pong Anthem"

Movies:

Serenity is my all time fav. GhostBusters. Cruel Intentions. The Princess Bride. Titanic. Beautiful Mind. Terminator 2. Midnight Run. Spider-man 2. Lord of War. Fight Club. American Psycho. The Usual Suspects. Transformers.

Television:

SG-1: Jack O'Neil rocks!

Family Guy: Stewie rules! Check this clip out with Stewie in it. He's the baby. On a sidenote, I cut this clip myself. :)

The Tick, Duckman, NewsRadio, and of course my favorite show of all time: The Drew Carey Show!

Books:

Anything by Douglass Adams! Other than that, books on: some of the more recent computer languages, select topics in theoretical physics (not as much any more), some psychology, dating, women, some NLP, nutrition, cooking, the science of humor, fitness. I don't do as much reading as it sounds (except for college). Typically, whenever I run into a topic which interests me, I start doing research on it. In the end, I wind up having read excerpts from many different books. It's an efficient method that winds up screwing up my list of books read.

Heroes:

Drew Carey, my hero #1: the man was so depressed about his life, he attempted suicide twice. Somehow, he managed to pull things together and still make it. Wow, what a guy! :)

My hero #2: This guy you either know (in which case you are cool) or you don't. Simple as that.

Whoever these guys are, my heros #3: the job they did on this rap video is astounding, especially considering they are amateurs and quite young. Damn it! I want a group of friends like these!

"I Make an A"

Dramatic Chipmunk, My hero #4, really needs no introduction. I mean, isn't he everyone's hero?

Here is my collection of funny pics:

My Blog

Survival Of The Fittest

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.Taking two candies between my thumb a...
Posted by Master Walter on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:07:00 PST

Best "About Walter Quotes" of the Week

Here are the two best quotes people have said about/to me this week. Note how they are from both ends of the spectrum:"Your algorithm is perfect. It's genius. I have no idea how you came up with it."...
Posted by Master Walter on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:18:00 PST

Dying

Ok, so. My throat burns like hell. I feel weak. And every room I sit in feels cold. There's only one logical answer for this: I'm dying. Some idiot actually told me I just had a cold. Does this sound ...
Posted by Master Walter on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:12:00 PST

FIU Commercial

I actually took this video from someone else's bulletin. I found it so interesting I felt the need to repost it.This is a commercial for FIU. I didn't realize our school motto was "Education with a Gl...
Posted by Master Walter on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:11:00 PST

I am an Idiot

This is actually a follow-up posting regarding this person finding a pregnant cat. I have only provided the follow-up posting as I think you can figure out the story just from this.I didn't write it ...
Posted by Master Walter on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:57:00 PST

My Cat is a Free-loader

This is an essay about one man's problem with his cat. I didn't write this but I did find it amusing.**************************************************** **************************Seriously, my cat is...
Posted by Master Walter on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:54:00 PST

Myths/Truths About Women

This is an essay about one man's experience with women and what he's learned. I did not write this. I can say that I agree with a lot of what he says but not all. If you desperately need to know whic...
Posted by Master Walter on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:53:00 PST

Female Celibacy

This is an amusing essay on one woman's experience with celibacy. Obviously, since I am a man, I did not write this.******************************************************* **********************It has...
Posted by Master Walter on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:52:00 PST

Explanation for My Bulletins

Ok, so, my personality changes on nearly a monthly basis or, at the very least, a semesterly basis. It's just another one of those "single too long" things. Anyway, this month I have developed an aff...
Posted by Master Walter on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:50:00 PST

Dinner is Served

I didn't write this. But it is a very enjoyable read.******************************************************* **********************After an 11-hour ...
Posted by Master Walter on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:53:00 PST