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EnaBlair

Idealism is what precedes experience, cynicism is what follows.

About Me

"A wise girl kisses, but doesn't love; listens, but doesn't believe; and leaves before she is left." --Marylin Monroe

My Interests

Messing with people, shooting empty beer cans, guns in general, speaking quietly/mumbling, procrastination, sarcasm, champagne, the color green, pink, and black, nerds and geeks but not dweebs and dorks, hoarding, laughing (frequently at inappropriate times), half-assed gardening, harassment, thrift stores, playing pool (and losing horribly), killing sea monkeys, revolutionary activity, chillin, being cheap, letting people believe I am a hacker, road trips, camping, grammar, talking to animals,free stuff, vegetarians, repairing things,half-painting walls, biting my nails, logical arguments, fire, e-mailing people rather than calling them, caffeine, ridiculing ignorance, snooping, surprises, freaky beds with restraints on each corner, long hair, watching reruns, , buttery buttery popcorn, people-watching, making people beg to pleasure me,getting bruises when I drink, singing loudly in my car, dancing, breaking bottles, breaking toes, finding trash on the street and dragging it home thinking I'm going to make something cool when really it will just sit in my backyard for over a year and half, not putting away my clean laundry for a week, taking pictures of the Virgin Mary renditions all over liquor stores in East Los, eBay, spilling coffee on my shirt, not washing my hair, using all the hot water when I finally do, falling asleep on the couch with the TV on really loud and then yelling at people when they try to turn it off, bouncing checks, talking in my sleep, not keeping in touch, finding cool dives in El Pueblo la Nuestra Senora de Reina de los Angeles de la Porciuncula, forgetting work-related events, pacing in circles when I'm on the phone, arranging all my clothes in the four color map theorem, sweating, swearing, dying my hair from platinum to brunette and then going back to blonde,vomiting, petting very soft animals in backyards, petting very soft clothing in expensive stores, getting kicked out of expensive stores, making non-emergency calls to 911, holding people at arms-length, selling myself short, not living up to my full potential, intellectual debates, getting flowers- preferably Gerbea Daisies or Roses, Halloween, autumn, Unbirthdays, San Francisco, gloomy snuggle weather, the smell of rain or clean laundry, slutty stilletos, rocks+minerals (= geology geek), learning new big words to impress people, diamonds, pearls, FUR coats, fishnets, thigh-highs, red red lipstick, fake eyelashes, bubble baths, pictures of me, getting mail, getting phone calls from someone besides my mother, loteria, going to Rosarito with the best people EVER, politics, wasting time on www.mydeathspace.com, taboo subjects, philosophy, sleeping, music, partying, cooking, sex, dancing, bondage, and poking dead people.

I'd like to meet:

Trent Reznor, so we can make sexy time...yes?

Music:

Black Flag, Bad Religion, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, original Misfits, Sex Pistols, Ramones, the Cure, Morrissey, the Smiths, old Madonna, Guns n Roses, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Christian Death, Poison, Danzig, Shakira, cheesey rock/love songs, Social D, Outkast, Dr.Dre, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, the Cramps, Beyonce, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West, the Killers, Mana, Art Laboe Dedicated to You albums, Bauhaus, Legendary Pink Dots, X, Ludacris, Def Leppard,y mucho mas...

Movies:

Ro Ho Pic Show, Clockwork Orange, Big Fish, Reservoir Dogs, Amelie, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hairspray, anything John Waters, Blow, The Big Lebowski, Donnie Darko, Polyester, Nightmare Before XMas, Edward Scissor Hands, Spike and Mike's Twisted Animation, Secretary, Silence of the Lambs, Old School, Anchorman and all other Will Ferell movies, Jim Carey movies, Napoleon Dynamite, Superstar, The Motorcycle Diaries, The Sea Inside

Television:

Strangers with Candy, Simpsons, Wonder Years, Full House, Cheers, Futurama, Family Guy, Spongebob, Conan, Reno 911, Dead Like Me, Girls Next Door (of course), HGTV, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, Food Network rocks (esp. 30 minute meal with Rachel Ray) and the news.

Books:

Does anyone even read this section? Does anyone even read? 1984 and Women who Love too Much changed my life. Lolita, Crime and Punishment, Perfect Victim: The Girl in the Box, Happiness is a Serious Problem: A Human Repair Manual, Madame Bovary, Where the Red Fern Grows, Embalming: History, Theory, and Practice, Geek Love, Night Stalker (and anything about serial killers), Passages, Death and Dying, The Lovely Bones, and Anne Rice novels. Suze Oreman is going to be my biggest influence when I control my spending habits. The Gourmet Cookbook is one of my most prized possessions. I also like looking at my Volumes I+II of Erotic Art and free Playboy magazines.

Heroes:

Mom (it takes a certain kind of hero to put up w/me for 23 years!) This man: And this is who I aspire to be when I grow up: ...My Graveyard Dolls:

My Blog

I want his...

...spermies!http://www.jossip.com/gossip/pete-wentz/pete-wen tz-fall-out-of-pants-boy-20060308.php
Posted by Mijajajaja on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:17:00 PST

Is it any wonder?

My Bad Religion sticker got ripped off of my car. Don't get me wrong, I was warned that might happen. I'm drawing a blank here. When I was in Sunday School, I don't ever remember learning about Jesus ...
Posted by Mijajajaja on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:34:00 PST

Dear Alcohol....

First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in th...
Posted by Mijajajaja on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:20:00 PST

Can't blame white people

This no longer is just about black kids, but latino kids as well! Go on with your bad self, Bill! Can't Blame White Peopleby Bill CosbyThey're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I ca...
Posted by Mijajajaja on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:37:00 PST

My place of work caught on fire

Fortunately, I was working at our other property when the fire started. It breaks my heart to know that hundreds of our tenants are now homeless, especially so close to Christmas. 2 die, 18 hurt in ap...
Posted by Mijajajaja on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:58:00 PST

blasphemous rumors

11 - You say that you are the most peaceful religion but you are responsible for the most deaths, tortures, and extortion known to man.10- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claime...
Posted by Mijajajaja on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:40:00 PST

amen!!

You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK.But when I call you Kike, Towelhead, WOP, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger or Chink you call me a racist.You say that whites comm...
Posted by Mijajajaja on Thu, 04 May 2006 09:21:00 PST

Kevin & Bean's Singles Mixer

So I've been at Playboy for almost 2 years now. I've seen some pretty big names, but nothing tops Thursday night's event when Snoop Dogg showed up. However, I was  disgusted when his gaurds block...
Posted by Mijajajaja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

love is...

      dead people is lovebrought to you by the isLove Generator...
Posted by Mijajajaja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST