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matt

Just like the raindrop I was born, baby, to fall

About Me

To pigeonhole myself, I'm a metalhead with shades of grey. Initially shy, then mesogonistic and certifiably insane once I'm comfortable. Alot of people think my humor sucks, but I think I'm a pretty funny guy. Some say I'm a guitar prodigy. I'd say they're abso-fuckin-lutely correct! Loud, abrasive drunk; drink like a fish and smoke like a chimney. Just graduated from the great Kent State University, moved back home to work for a while and study to get into law school. Any questions, just ask.

My Interests

Blacking out. Philosophy (Nietszche's the effin' man). Going to shows; nothing better than good live music. Going to Cavs and Browns games. Hanging around the campfire with friends, playing guitar and just talking about random shit. All Cleveland sports: Browns, Cavs, Indiands! There are too many things I could say interest me so we'll stop there.

I'd like to meet:

Serial Killers, Porn stars, all the terrible musicians that get way too much praise for minimal skill and low integrity so I can spit in their faces.

Music:

Anything w/ Dax Riggs (Acid Bath, Agents of Oblivion, Deadboy and the Elephantmen), Iron Maiden, Slayer, Dimmu Borgir, old Cradle of Filth, God Dethroned, Death (R.I.P Chuck), early AFI, any and all things Glenn Danzig is or has been involved in, Pink Floyd, Tool, Skinny Puppy, NIN, Type O Negative, Mushroomhead, Alice In Chains,Corrosion of Conformity, Skynyrd, Ween, Tori Amos. Too many to name.

Movies:

Altered States, Donnie Darko, With Honors, Tommy Boy, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Goodfellas, Clockwork Orange, Twin Peaks, Blue Velvet, The Fountain, Robin Hood: men in tights, Braveheart, Lord of the Rings (schweeeet!)

Television:

Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Friends (hey, shut the fuck up, its hilarious) Ultimate Fighter, Sopranos, Home Improvement, Ice Road Truckers, Food Network.

Books:

Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Beyond Good and Evil, Tess of the D'Urbervilles, The Stranger. I don't have much motivation to read outside of what's required of me in the classes I take.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ is my savior, redeemer, friend, and hero. He just hung around a bunch of losers asking him to turn shit into food all hours of the day. He tastes pretty good too, and his blood gets you wasted.