Shooting pool, gettin drunk, and breaking shit! In whatever spare time I have after that I like to do artwork, read books, play croquet, wreak havoc, slack off endlessly, play my music too loud, travel everywhere I can possibly go. I don't have enough tattoos yet, but many are in the planning. I am pierced, and no, I won't tell you where. Did I mention I play pool? If I had my own table I would never leave the house. I've probably put Joe's owners' kids through college by now, all the money I've spent in that damned place... Anyway, I have now done two suspensions, thanks to Steve and Acension Suspension, and now I think I'm becoming addicted. The euphoria is overwhelming. There are so many other emotions that cannot be described. If I have to explain, you wouldn't understand...
I'd like to meet:
People who don't suck,(well, maybe a little...) Fellow Discordian Society Legionnaires, Elvis, and oh yeah, your mom.
Music:
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MUSIC!!! Creepshow, Rumfits, Caustic Lye, 12 Step Rebels, Slik 50, Icky And The Yuks, The Visects, Roustabouts, Abominant Race (It would be nice if they came out with something new) Also I love Johnny Cash, Ministry, Pantera, Skinny Puppy, Pigface, Ohgr, Bile, Misfits, Primus, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Social Distortion, Morphine, Portishead, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Mad Sin, Elvis Hitler, White Zombie, Led Zeppelin, Slayer, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Beastie Boys, Cypress Hill, Blondie, Depeche Mode, Bauhaus, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Static X, old Korn (because new Korn sucks), KottonmouthKings... This could go on for hours. I'll put it this way: I will listen to damn near anything, with the exception of "smooth jazz" country music, and R&B.
Movies:
Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Strangeland, True Romance, Boondock Saints, Fear And Loathing, Kill Bill, Dogma, Suburbia, Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Stewie Griffin; The Untold Story, Love And A .45, Freaks, Cannibal The Musical, Event Horizon, The Exorcist, The Neverending Story, UHF, the Omen, Clockwork Orange, Blade Runner is bad ass when you're trippin'... Then again, at that point I could be happy watching a fish tank. Which I have done... He had big spiky teeth. He was my friend.
Television:
Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Invader Zim, Most anything on the National Geographic or History channels (Yes, I'm a nerd, so piss off) I avoid most everything else. It's all mindless bullshit anyway.
Books:
Principia Discordia, Clive Barker, Thomas Harris, Steven King, Dan Brown, Douglas Adams, Janet Evanovich, Dean Koontz, James Patterson, Ann Rice... Basically, if it has words, I'll read it. I'm currently obsessed with a series about a female bounty hunter named Stephanie Plum. Good stuff.
Heroes:
My mother, for being who she wanted to be, for not letting anyone hold her back, and for passing that on to me.
