Before we even start down this path of 'about me' let's just say that I have few actual friends. The company I keep are a bunch of mean bitches and asshole dudes, because, let's face it; I'm a huge cunting bitch!
Just like my friends Andrea & Chuckie, I CANNOT hear it when you scream! If you hit a trigger point, I will block out everything else, and in some cases, blackout what I am doing.
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♥ Beauty is only skin deep if you're ugly.....Aimee AKA Demi Marx ♥
My favorite paraphrased quote is by Robert Frost, and goes as follows:
Two roads diverged in a wood. And I, I took the one less traveled. And that has made all the difference. This is especially true for me; however, it has lead me to ALWAYS learn the hard way.
♥ I say nope to dope and give high fives to stay alive! .....Larson Legris ♥
First of all, NO, I will not hookup with you nor will my friends! It's a foolish mistake to even ask as I am pretty bad in bed anyways! YES, I am 'That Vegas Girl'! I have a fake everything except: Jewelry, handbags, sunglasses, shoes, and just about anything else that can be made into a knock-off. OH! But I don't ever wear fake nails; it's bad for your natural nailbed! I am Valley Girl-ish, but in 2.5 nanoseconds I can go from zero to crazy on you, so please do not f*ck with me. Thanks! I am SEVERELY ALLERGIC to the following: Liars, Cheaters, Posers, Users, Fakers, Flakers, and people who are Apprehensive/Inhibited! Live your life; you've only got one shot at it!! ALSO, and this is VERY important, I HATE HATE HATE my guys friends who get some ass & decide we can't be friends anymore! Grow up; get a life; and grow a pair please! Ladies, if I can take your man away, he wasn't yours to begin with so get over it! To both my closest friends and myself, 'whore' is a term of endearment as is hooker, whoreface, slutbag, etc. DO NOT GET OFFENDED IF I CALL YOU THESE NAMES; it just means I like you. Odds are, I probably don't like you, or you're a fairweather anyway. Odds are, you probably don't really know me. I am a firm believer in that blood does not make you family.
♥ Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another.....Madonna ♥
WITH THAT SAID: I WILL NOT BE BELOW ANYONE. I REFUSE TO BE SECOND BEST. IT'S OKAY TO FAIL AS LONG AS YOU RECOGNIZE IT, AND LEARN FROM IT. I HAVE FAILED MORE TIMES THAN I HAVE SUCCEEDED, AND I DO NOT CARE! I LOVE IT!!! I WILL FLIRT UNTIL I DIE BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I AM. I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR BEING ME. I WILL PARTY UNTIL THE DAY I DIE BECAUSE I AM 'THAT GIRL'. I WILL LIVE A LIFE FREE OF REGRETS. I WILL NEVER BACK DOWN FROM ANYTHING. I ALWAYS FINISH WHAT I STARTED. I NEVER ASK FOR MORE THAN I DESERVE! I WOULD DIE FOR MY FRIENDS, AND FAMILY (SOME OF MY FRIENDS I ACTUALLY CONSIDER FAMILY). YOU PROBABLY DO NOT KNOW ME. I DO NOT LIKE BORING/STUFFY PEOPLE. I HAVE A LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULLSH*T. I DUNNO WHERE I'M HEADING, AND I'M KINDA GLAD THAT IT'S THAT WAY. ♥ Well behaved women never go down in history.......(Laural Ulrich)Andrea Belala ♥ Nothing about that can be further than the truth. A lot of people dislike me for reasons varying from: they just don't really know me, they hate my actions/words, and so forth. I like that people talk about me! Personally, I could care less if you don't like me. My mommy always taught me that if you aren't noticed- even if it's viewed as negative- and people aren't talking about you, then you're not doing something right!
(JOHN LENNON) "LIFE HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE BUSY MAKING PLANS". I WILL MAKE SURE THAT I DO NOT DIE WITHOUT LEAVING A MARK ON THIS WORLD. I HATE THE WORD "NO"! IT'S NEVER A SECRET IF I DON'T LIKE YOU. I WANT/MISS/NEED MY FRIENDS AT ALL TIMES. CALL ME CODEPENDENT, I DO NOT CARE; I'VE BEEN CALLED WORSE! I'M NO STRANGER TO NIP TUCK. OH WELL. OVER IT!! I WILL WALK INTO A CROWDED ROOM WITH CONFIDENCE, AND I SUGGEST THE SAME FOR YOU! I LOVE TO DANCE, AND AS LONG AS MY BODY ALLOWS IT, I WILL DO IT FOREVER!
I am a crotch (you can call me 'Detective Sandy Vagina'); I am obnoxious; I like presents; I like wrapping presents; you can NEVER get me off the dance floor; my 2nd favorite color is teal; best way to reach me is by text since I rarely answer my phone; I have become a hobbiest of saltwater fish; I'm truly devoted to my close friends; I cannot, in words, describe how much I love them!
♥ I want to be the girl with the most cake. I love it so much it just turns to hate. I fake it so real I am beyond fake. And someday you will ache like I ache. .....Courtney Love ♥
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Better believe it suckas!!!
Gotta have the big titties and the matching ass! :p
WHAT A VEGAS SOCIALITE LOOKS LIKE!
BFF FOR OVER 18 YEARS!
♥ I love my bestie Chuckie aka Charlene.
♥ She's the only one I have in this world.
♥ It will ALWAYS be her and I!
♥ I've know her since I was 10.
♥ I hated her when we first met. She came to elementary school and was immediately put into our 'cool' crowd! She had the new L.A. Gear Flames, and my parents hadn't bought mine yet :(
♥ Her children are my Goddaughters & I have their initials tatted on me.
♥ Combined, we are the meanest people you will ever meet!
♥ You won't ever see her cry.
♥ She probably doesn't like you.
♥ We haven't made our 'Box of Broken Promises' yet ;)
♥ I taught her how to shave her legs.
♥ She taught me how to french kiss by practicing on my hand. It's pretty intricate, but if I'm drunk, I'll show you!
♥ She stole all of my boyfriends in elementary school! WHORE!
♥ My mom calls to yell at her as if she were her own child.
♥ We both drink a lot.
♥ The last two times she was here, I made her get pierced!
♥ I love her!
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