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About Me


(Let me just start off by sayin I don't always describe myself very well. If u think I'm a bit over the top or have serious psychological issues, I actually don't lol, I just try too hard to explain myself sometimes. Honest. I'm just a tiny bit strange. The good kind. HONEST! :D)What to say? I dunno....I'm just me. People don't believe it but I'm an extremely complex person and very intelligent...although it sometimes comes across as simple and lazy...hmm...Anyhoo, I'm basically just a decent, caring dude and a good listener (if I close my eyes and make a snore type noise don't worry, that's just me concentrating...), and also a loyal friend, but I do have a habit of just seeing the best in people I like and who I think care about me, when I shouldn't always. I do some silly things sometimes, things that piss people off, things that don't go to plan, but at the end of the day I only mean well. I've never been out to hurt anyone. I like to have a laugh (ya know the type of laugh when u soil urself in some type of way) but I also like to be moody for no good reason at times...I find it evens things out coz people who r too happy all the time need a slap quite frankly, and people who r moody all the time need a slap quite frankly...and quite frankly I need to stop sayin quite frankly coz quite frankly it's annoying now.I'm close to my family, love my nieces to bits, and anyone who calls themself my friend and truly means it is special to me. Way I see it is (even though I haven't had the best luck there)...true friends will always stick by u, through no matter what and well, if u have a hard time, make a mistake maybe, they'll still be there if they meant it when they said they cared about u. Unfortunately there r more people out there who won't mean that than will, so if u find one who does make sure u keep em and remember, if u never meant anything at all to them (which is unlikely even though they won't admit it)then it's not ur loss when they decide they don't want u anymore, coz u're the better friend that they never deserved, and they will regret discarding u one day, when they get what they deserve and r left alone.Anyway back to me...I enjoy football, pool, basketball, jogging, weight-lifting, watching movies and tv, computer stuff, playing the keyboard/piano, trying to play guitar :P and playstationing and occasionally pretending to be interested in stuff I'm not really interested in...dunno why I do that...I'm a big fan of nature, like camping and going to the beach, I'm a big animal lover (not like that u sick freak!), and would one day love a decent job involving animals (maybe when I win the lottery I'll open an animal sanctuary, yes yes I will...).Oh btw, some people think this but I'm not actually a rhinoceros. Lol. Nah I'm just a normal plant. I always harboured dreams of being a tree but it never quite worked out... Myspace Layout Generator-Layoutgen.com
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Hmm, said this already up there^ but...Football (PLAY UP POMPEY...POMPEY PLAY UP!!), pool, basketball, jogging, weight-lifting, music, movies, computers and computer games, nature. Oh yeah forgot drawing, mainly doodling, enjoy that too. Don't do chalk though. Errrghhh cringe.We got Sol!!

I'd like to meet:

Ok so I wouldn't necessarily like to meet all these, just think the dudes r cool and the ladies r hot. There's a couple I would though...Jim Carrey, who wouldn't wanna meet him? The man is soil urself funny (remember?^)! Lee Evans I would too (well he is basically the English Jim Carrey isn't he?) and Blink-182 (great musicians and I bet they're a damn good laugh too). Oh and ofcourse I'd meet the most magnificent specimin of womanhood in the world Martine McCutcheon, although I'd not know quite what to say....I'd just be in awe of the beauty....Anyhoo lol, seriously though, mostly I'd like to meet a few friends I have on here :) (Dunno why mind u, haha.)Harry Redknapp (God of Portsmouth!)Lomana LuaLua (King of Portsmouth!)

Martine McCutcheon, oh I love u so! No-one can compare and should bow to u!Emma Bunton (mmmmmm and yum!)Amy Lee (if I were gonna go goth....I'd marry her!)Elisha Cuthbert (grrrrrrrrl!)Alison King (hubba hubba indeed!)Anna Faris (cute? oh yes!)Courtney Cox Arquette (Monica bang!)Jennifer Aniston (mmmmmm, Angelina who? tut u're blind Mr Pitt!)Stacy Keibler (she got leg! phwoar and damn mmmm!)Trish Stratus (oh myyyyyy mmmm, it's time for rock and roll!)Kaley Cuoco ('never pressume...coz when u pressume u press u to me..' she can pressume all she likes!)Amy Smart (I'd go back in time to make sure I she stayed alive too..grrrrl!)Jim Carrey (Funniest man in history? Alllllrighty then! Anyone who disagrees is a Lahoo-saher!)Seann William Scott (could well succeed Mr Carrey, the dude is just funny and cool!)Lee Evans ('Stewardesssssss!' Damn he cracks me up so badly!)Alan Shearer (King of Newcastle and possibly the best striker ever!)Mike Myers (Austin Powers ofcourse....Yeah Baby!)Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing...nuff said!)Rob Schneider (Another damn funny dude! "YOU CAN DO IT!")Travis Barker, Mark Hoppus and Tom Delonge a.k.a Blink-182 (these dudes just rule...how can u not love a band that writes class music and can still write a song called 'Fuck a Dog'?!)

Music:

So much....ok here goes.... Blink-182, Boxcar Racer, Coldplay, Long-view, Snow Patrol, Angels & Airwaves, Linkin Park, Switchfoot, The Postal Service, Moby, James Blunt, Doves, 3 Doors Down, Jimmy Eat World, David Gray, Jem, Switchfoot, Dido, KT Tunstall, Gwen Stefani, Pink, Black Eyed Peas, DCFC....and so on....Check out some of my fave songs, very diverse me so u're bound to like a couple at least. If u don't then u need ur ears tested! I've put a few players over this page so don't forget to look at the others too. Also remember...I hate when people say they don't like a song after listening to the first 10 seconds...so listen to em properly or u'll miss out on some great stuff!(Seems alot of the songs have gone and buggered up so I'll sort em later. Check back 2moz when they're sorted)
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Movies:

Anything horror (gotta love The Horror Channel). Ya know the type of soil urself laugh I was on about up there^? Well any film that has that effect is great but...the soil urself type scare is even better! Some films in particular though float my boat (I don't mean in the pervy sense coz I couldn't possibly fit all my fave porn on here, and what if my mum reads it?)...The Butterfly Effect, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, Cabin Fever, House of Wax, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Dumb and Dumber, (anything with Jim Carrey really, except The Cable Guy), Big, Road Trip, Dude Where's My Car?, Independence Day, Jurassic Park, Forrest Gump, The Green Mile, The Longest Yard, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Lion King (yes I like kids films, who doesn't? U lie if u say u don't!)....and so many more....

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Television:

Again too many to remember but..... Friends, The Simpsons, Home Improvement, Green Wing, Lost, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, The Mighty Boosh, Dead Like Me, WWE (shhh!), Match of the Day, Dream Team, Southpark, Harry Hills TV Burp, Cheers, Kenan and Kel, Ren and Stimpy, The News (joooke!)....

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Books:

Erm....ok I'm so unintellectual (is that a word?), but magazines and newspapers. Though I do like reading auto-biographies and Garfield books. For some weird reason though, when reading a book I get the urge to eat the pages....


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Heroes:

Ok, sounds cheesy I know, but....my parents :) Actually suppose I could say my big bruv and big sis's too.


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Understanding Kev...

*Hello, tis me, Kev a.k.a the_rhino_effect, Mr Rhino, KevIN, Kevvy Wevvy Wooo, Wev, Bog Brush, Muffin, Big Man. Figured these blog things were for somethin and since I'm quite bored right now and...
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Funny but kinda cool....

Bless My Computer   Every night I lie in bed, this little prayer inside my head, God bless those I hold so dear and keep them safe all thru the year, And God, there's just one more thing, that I ...
Posted by ~ Kev ~ on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:56:00 PST