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Robert

I don't want the world, I just want your half.

About Me

So she had pink lemonade powder in her pocket. It made me happy and I don't know why. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

(in no particular order) history, underwater archery, cars, women, making mistakes, thunderstorms, searching searching searching, enlightening conversations, self-improvement, steel-bending badassery, playing with a soccer ball in the back yard by myself.

I'd like to meet:

I don't know...maybe a penguin? But not a person in a penguin suit... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Oasis, The Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Bush, The Beatles, Prodigy, Oleander, Metallica, Third Eye Blind, Weezer, Vivaldi, Mozart, Godsmack, A Percect Circle, John Lennon, Bob Dylan, Probot, Tonic, Massive Attack, Pixies, Queens of the Stone Age, Green Day (not the political stuff), Deftones, Radiohead, Tom Petty, Tenacious D, Portishead, Janes Addiction, Sublime, Soundgarden, STP, The White Stripes, Powerman 5000, Toadies, Ray Charles, Type-o Negative, NIN, Beck, Bluegrass, Alice In Chains, Buckcherry, Everclear, The Offspring, The Shins, Jazz (not nu-jazz!), and other stuff I can't think of.

Movies:

Eternnal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Shawshank Redemption, First Blood, Caddyshack, Lost in Translation, The Graduate, Road to Perdition, The Seven Samurai, Seven, The Life Aquatic, A Fist Full(?) of Dollars, Raging Bull, The Jerk, Anchorman, Snatch, Mystic River, Lock Stock, Fight Club, Bowling for Columbine, Legends of the Fall, Crash, The Burbs, Big, Aliens, A Beautiful Mind, I Heart Huckabees, Fight Club, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, whatev. If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?

Television:

What's that??

Books:

Books, eh? I like books. I read them.

Heroes:

There are no heroes.

My Blog

without agenda or hope

Without hope or agenda absent motive or forethought I take these steps foolish strides on the ledge, headed in your direction guided by your voiceyour perfume and your dreams: a vision of what might...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:30:00 PST

There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies

Half asleep, looking out the side window of the car at 6 something in the morning. Wrapped up in a sweatshirt that she should be wearing she is curled up in a ball. Right shoulder scrunched against an...
Posted by Robert on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:46:00 PST

Sometimes it's 4 am.

Sometimes it's 4 a.m. when I go fumbling in the dark for my keys, my coat, my smokes. I'm not awake, or I've been awake for only a matter of moments. Sometimes it's Tuesday. I can see the stars throug...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:18:00 PST

Ancient Scottish tradition of basing your food on a dare

"Well, Colin, we've just killed a sheep. What do you think we should do with it?""Well...we could...you know...""Oh Christ, not again!""Fine! Do you have any better ideas, then?""Well, we could eat it...
Posted by Robert on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:01:00 PST

The worst way to wake up

1. Quickly The first worst way to wake up is quickly, not because the act of getting up quickly may result in neck/back pain, but because having to wake up quickly generally means there's a reason fo...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:36:00 PST

The semi-definitive guide to emo

Disclaimer: This document may contain some sarcasm. Do not be alarmed. If you are at all offended by the following, take it personally: it was intended for you. What is Emo?Emo is short for `emotional...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:12:00 PST