Val [You Can't Help But ♥ Me]

About Me

I love Texas. Without Texas there is a good chance I would be a huge fuck up and a complete failure at life. Without Texas I would not have my Awtin. I made the best decision of my life moving away from everything that I knew and loved and making a new start without the bullshit that comes with coming from nothing good.

My Interests

Lazy is good. There is nothing better than sitting on my ass all day long, only getting up to go potty and eat (not at the same time). I would love nothing more than to win the lottery, get morbidly obese, and do nothing but waste time. But the reality is that I bust my ass at work and school is nothing but a pain in my ass... width="425" height="350" ....

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Everything but rap, country that has come out in the past 5 years, and heavy metal. Heavy metal is the only one that I truly hate. My faves are Greatness in Tragedy, Dave Matthews, A Perfect Circle, Live, currently My Chemical Romance, Edwin McCain, Damien Rice, and Finch.

Movies:

Family Guy: Life of Stewie Griffin. Napoleon Dynamite. Anchorman. Dodgeball. The Notebook, 40 year old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Benchwarmers, Clerks II, She's the Man (Don't Judge Me), and every Harry Potter movie. The list could go on for days. Anything that is funny as all get-out.

Television:

Family Guy. Lost. Grey's Anatomy. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Beavis and Butthead. The Simpson's. Mtv's reality shows like The Real World, and their reality challenges. Flava of Love. But I hate anything like The Bachelor or Survivor.
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Books:

Harry Potter, all of them, but especially The Goblet of Fire. I know, It is stupid, but they are so good. Chuck Palahniuk is also a fave of mine.

Heroes:

Marma and My Dad.

My Blog

Wish You Were Here

So, so you think you can tellHeaven from Hell,Blue skys from pain.Can you tell a green fieldFrom a cold steel rail?A smile from a veil?Do you think you can tell?And did they get you to tradeYour heros...
Posted by Val [You Can't Help But ♥ Me] on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:39:00 PST

It's funny.

How at one point in your life you have something that's your favorite. Whether it be a pair of jeans or a cd. And then something insignificant and/or significant happens... and that object is unbearab...
Posted by Val [You Can't Help But ♥ Me] on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:09:00 PST

Assume for one moment that nobody cares about you.

And that you are not the topic of every conversation. That every little thing that is said has absolutely nothing to do with you. Perhaps... just for one moment... things can happen in people's...
Posted by Val [You Can't Help But ♥ Me] on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:18:00 PST

Worries... Not so hakuna matata.

Okay... so there's so much shit I'm worried about in my life right now and it's really starting to stress me out. Will I get promoted at work despite the fact that me and Katherine live together? Will...
Posted by Val [You Can't Help But ♥ Me] on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:58:00 PST

I know this sounds crazy...

But this morning when I went outside to smoke a cigarette I saw a big ass mountain lion in the woods behind us. I wasn't sure if it was a mountain lion or a bobcat so i looked it up, and I am 10...
Posted by Val [You Can't Help But ♥ Me] on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:30:00 PST

Happiness comes in many forms

This is gonna be some random shit. I'm just letting you know ahead of time.We wake up every morning and it's the same mundane bullshit.Turn off your alarm,Get a cup of coffee or a cigarette, whichever...
Posted by Val [You Can't Help But ♥ Me] on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:24:00 PST

The way I see it

Okay, so things have been really crazy for me lately. I moved out of my parent's house, I got a roommate, and I am broke as fuck. I have never really been at my parent's...
Posted by Val [You Can't Help But ♥ Me] on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:41:00 PST

Wow, I suck

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:ValBirthday:'83Birthplace:AlbuquerqueCurrent Location:CorinthEye Color:shit brownHair Color:light brownHeight:5'4Right Handed or Left Handed:rightYour Heritage:...
Posted by Val [You Can't Help But ♥ Me] on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:56:00 PST

I Fucking Hate Everybody

that's rightI fucking hate everyone that does drugs while their kids are sleeping in the next roomI fucking hate everybody that thinks that they are fucking perfect,guess what sweetie, you're notnobod...
Posted by Val [You Can't Help But ♥ Me] on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:24:00 PST

Not really anything important

So you wake up in the morning and don't want to do anything whatsoever. Welcome to my life. I feel like such a fuck up. Rub your eyes and stretchyou were supposed to be at work 4 hou...
Posted by Val [You Can't Help But ♥ Me] on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:51:00 PST